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Thread Of Dire Judgment

Kaion wrote: "But the whole point is to get to know people via the "compare books" feature. (You know, and flirt with making them hate you forever.)"
I think people are worried about causing offense.
And I agree with you on Wicked. I think. I've never been able to finish it.
But 3-stars for Watchmen??

You've got a pretty good * system going, too, but I have to ask.......5* for Anna Karenina....and only 2* for Middlesex??!!!! Perhaps you meant the ratings the other way around?
I listened to Middlesex on audio and found it rich and deep and lush. Loved every word.
Anna.....woe, woe, woe...........

Who brought up Eggers? I am a defender. I certainly get how people could hate him, but I think he's one of the great writers of our generation. (Let's fight!)
As great as I thought A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was, I thought he might be a one-trick pony; I was so happy when I read What Is the What and realized that it was even better. I actually think Eggers is a big dog; I think he's writing Important Things.
Can't wait to read Zeitoun.
El, I loved "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen to death, but I didn't love Watchmen. I thought it was good, that's all. (Slay away!) Alan Moore is important, but for me League is his opus.

El, I love your books. A fellow Dark Tower reader?! Which one is your favourite? I can't find anything to make fun of on your shelf, our ratings are too similar...And as for Neil Gaiman, I haven't read American Gods, or Coraline, or Stardust, mostly I just really love Sandman. Best graphic novel series ever! They're so genius.

As for Eggers....he's uneven, I'll grant you that. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was amusing, Zeitoun was OK, but What Is the What is...a heatbreaking work of staggering genius. Really.


Alex wrote: "I actually think Eggers is a big dog; I think he's writing Important Things."
I think the problem I have with Eggers is he thinks he is a big dog and he thinks he's writing Important Things. I don't have patience for that. I also agree that he's done wonderful things for the writing community, but he's too pleased with himself over it. There's a thing call humility, and he does not have that. There's also a personal experience I have from when I worked in an independent bookstore in Missouri when Genius came out, and how he agreed to do a reading and signing in our store, but then gave all his copies to a different venue and went there instead without having the balls to tell the owner of our store that he changed his mind. That rubbed me the wrong way and reeked of Too-Big-for-His-Britches as well as Chip-on-His-Shoulder.
That said, I loved watching Where the Wild Things Are and I screamed out loud in anger when I found out he was involved with the writing of Away We Go, another wonderful movie. I want to hate everything he does because I think he's too full of himself. He's pretentious. I hate that.
Jayme wrote: "El, I love your books. A fellow Dark Tower reader?! Which one is your favourite? I can't find anything to make fun of on your shelf, our ratings are too similar."
Thanks, Jayme! We have good taste! :) I have to say The Gunslinger is probably my favorite. I know that's an easy answer, but really. It's fantastic. I felt that when King returned to the series after so many years (like the rest of his writing) it didn't have the same impact. To be honest, I still haven't even finished the final book. I got about halfway through and got distracted by something shiny. I need to probably just start all over. And by that I mean start from Book One and work until the end again. Wizards and Glass was great too. Okay, really the first four books were my favorite.


Wizards and Glass Is my favorite DT book, I think. Becky and I are doing a re-read this year, so I may change my mind.

Turning my attention to Kaion (lights dim, eyes narrow, ominous music starts to play): I loved Wicked!! The Wicked Witch isn't pathetic, she actually reminds me of ME- awkward, passionate and a litle bit mean (to quote from my review). The Book War is on (how do I insert a mean face here??)


Too bad they're pretty good.

I don't think I've ever been personally offended by differing opinion on books before- it's hardly as if we're debating the philosophical merits of Mein Kampf here. In fact, it's almost relieving that other people might find messages of value (not matter how little I think the work embodies that message)in something I despise.
Watchmen: Err... my excuse is that it's not that accessible to those of us uninformed about costumed heroes. And there's a terribly boring subplot with zombie (?) pirates. And 3 stars is not a negative rating. (And proliferations of fan adoration and movies based on Alan Moore's work aside, I know nothing about Alan Moore except he wouldn't know subtlety if it punched him in the face. But in the good way.)
Eliza wrote: "Actually, Kaion, we have a fundamental difference of opinion. My favorite books are among your lowest rated! Of Mice and Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Poisonwood Bible and Jane Eyre all get 5 s..."
Oh Elphaba reminded me of myself too- which is why I resented Wicked even more. Maguire made her fail at everything! And in the end it was all because of FATE (and date rape). Amnesiac pregnancy. Dorothy the Jesus figure.
Jane Eyre: He locked his wife in the attic! That's a deal breaker (in the words of Liz Lemon). (And seemed to say very poor things about people of color, as well.) Love is sharing and caring and equal-ness. I'm not entirely sure what Jane and Mr. Rochester have. (Well, except societal equal-ness at the end, 'cause she's poor and he's blind.)
Actually, I'm opposed to any storyline that involves the scary scary wind/lightning/rain that literally makes people feel heightened emotion.

And I'm a fan of Wicked too, maybe she is a little pathetic, but I liked that.
I'm going to have to try an Eggers book because you guys are intriguing me. And I can see how with a title like A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius he might have just a little ego...



I'm a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dark Tower fan. My favorites are Drawing of the Three and Wolves of the Calla. I'm weird, I know. My least favorite *prepares for reaming* is W&G. That one just drags for me, comparably to the others anyway, and I just find myself wanting to get it over with, EVEN THOUGH I love Roland and Susan and all of the characters. It's strange.

Carol, I read this and thought for a second it said "Sucks our brains out through our wallets." which I think is more apt! LOL


My favorite was this one:
im getting this for my dad for fathers day and when he acts offended im gonna be all "what, you and mom ACT like nazis, you don't dig hitler? don't be a fucking poser dad, read up on your main man!!"
Ah, teenagers.

Plus, he's one of those people who can argue for or against anything with skill though, to the point when you're left wondering what position you started out in yourself. Its always exciting when he gets going on a subject he's passionate about! :P

Coincidentally, the trailer for the new one just came on TV. I'm deeply suspicious, but the trailer was okay.

The Lacuna(B.Kingsolver)...as much as I've loved her other books, this one barely got one star from me....Wow...could not hold my interest in any sense of the word.

Oh goodness, if only Hitler was a good painter and his father had just let him go to art school instead. I can't read that book without having my blood boil. People should have read it years ago and realised what a nutjob they were dealing with.

I don't think 'droll' is the right word there Jamaie. It means amusing or humorous. 'Dull' would be a better fit, unless you mean that you had to laugh at it because it was so repetitive and yawn-inducing. LOL



We have a different twist on it on this thread, of course, since it was making fun of Mein Kampf instead of someone getting all heated and crazy. Because we are awesome in this thread.







Not that I'm defending her, I'd just like people to hate her for the right reasons. :P
Here's a scathing takedown of Rand that summarizes her philosophy (I think) fairly accurately. (Sorry to Rand fans; while I agree with the article, I wouldn't have phrased it quite that stridently.)
Only a Nazi would accuse Ayn Rand of communism! Ta-dah!



All this talk of Ayn Rand makes me want to read her. But I'm afraid I'm too old. And you know, plushy and (mostly) lazy to (mentally) go into the counter-culture misanthropic movement.
Liz wrote: "So I'm going to subject myself to judgment and say that I gave two stars to Farenheit 451. I read it in high school during a finals week and I don't think I properly absorbed it (especially since ..."
Aww Liz, two stars is hardly a condemnation. I just read it this summer (yes, cause apparently I didn't read *any* of the high school books everyone else seems to have). I like Bradbury's heightened style, but I don't really buy into any of the characters. (We get it, he hates TV.) It's a little too broadly written for me? But it's short and to the point, which I greatly appreciate.
As for my own dire judgment, Lord of the Rings: I've seen the movies twice but only have read them once. (Don't think I could get through The Two Towers again... or the whole portion of Fellowship the happens before Rivendell.)
And back to Watchmen, to be completely fair to it, I know relatively little about the Cold War. And I fully plan to

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