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I’m from the south, and my wife is from teh east. Once when she was visiting me, we were at K-Mart or something. She asked a worker there where something was. He stopped, looked at here and said; “You talk funny – where you from?” She wasn’t offended, and we laughed about it later, but if he really wanted to know, that wasn’t the best way to go about it.



I find now that I've turned 30 more and more people are asking me when we are going to have kids. I find it really rude and annoying especially coming from strangers.
I was shocked how often people asked me "did you guys plan this pregnancy?" What the fuck is that?


That's actually a pretty good answer for "When are you going to have kids?", too.
If I didn't marry a homeowner, Misha, I would be a forever renter myself. I don't see the benefit of taking on a 30 year mortgage just to be able to pay for all repairs and replacements on the damn thing forever.
And mortgage is the weirdest word: mort gage? I just say morgage or mortage. I don't know how that phoneme /tg/ should come into play.

My answer is: "When we get around to it!" and "NEVER!"
Then I get "why don't you want kids?" I don't feel like I have to justify why I don't want kids so I just tell them there are many reasons...which there are.

i get that question too. my answer: never. when you're not convinced about your teaching abilities or your desire to teach it's better not to. at least all the teachers i know understand that.

Heh. Like what are you going to say?
"No, man, we got CRAZY drunk one night, and I was like, 'goddamn it, can't you find the condoms?' and he was like 'no', and I was like, 'forget it, let's do it.'"

OMG! Where's the baby???!?? You're so tiny!
For the record, no one had ever called me "tiny" before I got knocked up.
WTF! I'll tell you where the baby is....! Lemme just lean on you over here and it will kick you for me!

the question totally froze me. everyone just looked at him and the doors just closed leaving him standing there. a guy turned to me and says "WTHeck (didnt say heck) was he talking about?"

That's like when you ask someone, while looking at the tires on their car, "Did you know that one of your tires is both the same?"

That's like when you ask someone, while looking at the tires on their car, "Did you know that one of your tires is both the same?""
HAHAHA!! And what did you say to that?!
Second Tour: I am a US Soldier getting ready to come home from my second tour. Occasionally I get asked an infuriating question: "Did you kill anyone?" No, I have never killed anyone and hope to God I never have to. I am quite happy being a helicopter mechanic. Prudie, would you please get the word out that asking a service member if they have ever killed anyone is terribly inappropriate and just downright rude?
Emily Yoffe: I am happy to help you spread this word. When you get asked this question, please feel free for the sake of your fellow soldiers, to say that this is not a subject people in the armed services want to discuss casually, so you will decline to answer and you hope the questioner will respect the uniform enough not to ask it of others. And thank you for your service.
http://www.slate.com/id/2245630/
Who in the hell would ask that question? Ok, maybe I would, if I was drunk and knew the person really well. I have shitty manners, apparently. And that got me thinking...what weird/inappropriate questions have you asked/been asked/heard asked?
Sometimes I get weird teaching questions. "Teaching is pretty easy, right?" Dude, come do my job for a couple weeks. You'll see how easy it is. Put on a fucking show for hours a day. Motherfucker. Or "How come kids don't know how to read today?" Jackasses. Check the research. That's not true. I try to keep that in mind before I make assumptions about others' fields now.
And...you?