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A window over the kitchen sink.
A fenced yard for the kids to play in.
A spare bedroom for guests so they don't have to use the fold-out.
I don't think I'd ask for much. A sunroom/enclosed porch on the south side of the house would be nice. And a bigger bathtub.
BunWat wrote: "And a housekeeper."
I'm with you I want a housekeeper. I'll revise that to a "housefairy", 'cause you have to do too much work for a housekeeper.
I'm with you I want a housekeeper. I'll revise that to a "housefairy", 'cause you have to do too much work for a housekeeper.


Also, a hot tub!

Actually, Larry, smetchie's right. Her wanting is not improperly done or wrong, it's just intense.
I'd like a wrap-around veranda, a library and I still want my 300 square foot bathroom with a ceiling-filled whirlpool tub, waterfall shower and skylight.


There is NOTHING more fearsome than a sock zombie. I'm pretty sure one of them was the Cloverfield monster. *nods*

That said, one of the best things about Erin's website is the zombie interviews.
INTERVIEWER: So what do you do in your free time?
ZOMBIE: I really enjoy bungee jumping.
INTERVIEWER: Oh yeah? I wouldn’t have thought you were big into extreme sports.
ZOMBIE: Oh, I don’t actually jump—I just hang out at the bottom with my fingers crossed. Sometimes those things break. Free lunch, you know?
INTERVIEWER: Sure.
I'm not a McMansion person, but I'd love a library in my house...an office/library, really, with those cool rolling ladders to reach high shelves, and a big desk where I could write and access goodreads.
I'd also like an outdoor room/space where my kids aren't allowed. We have a gazebo but within twenty minutes of warm weather it's taken over by children with army men and water balloons.
You?
P.S. Water balloons rock.