Boo justin Bieber discussion
Justin Bieber jokes and Burns!
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Alyssa
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Oct 09, 2010 07:10AM
What's the different between a water bottle and puberty... Justin Bieber has been hit with a water bottle :P
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Terry wrote: "That's so mean why did you post mean commets about him I can admit he's not the greatest singer but I bet he's a better singer than all of u, and this was stupid puttingup on boo justin bieber webs..."PLEASE he sucks. i can sing better than him and IM A 11 YEAR OLD GIRL!
Harry wrote: "whats the difference between justin bieber and lady gaga? one of em has balls hahahahahaha and it aint bieber"AAHAHAHAH OHHHHH
When Justin Bieber hits puberty its going to hit him harder then Chris Brown hit Rihanna!
You know what? Get over it. Justin Beiber likes girls. We need to respect lesbos in our society
Sarah wrote: "Alaska wrote: "wait i thought of something. if 2012 does happen at least there will be no justin.also a joke is "your mommy so stupid she thought justin bieber was a guy""
you know how lame ..."
You know how lame YOU sound when you take up a freakin entire page just so you can go on and on and on and on and ON about how wonderful Justin beiber is/ pretty lame. It dosent matte if these jokes havent ACTUALLY happened in real life. ITS. A. JOKE. why dont you try to get that through you THICK HEAD. its for FUN and your really ruining it so GO. AWAY. alright? PLEASE! NOONE WANTS YOU HERE ALRIGHT!?!?! Why Dont you go make your own discussion about Justin Beiber? Because i can assure you, YOUR NOT WELCOME HERE! oone is forcing you to be here so why not stop trying to change the world to make your self happy and try CHANGING YOURSELF for once! ITS NOT THAT HARD! Here, ill help you. scroll up, up, up, and leave the group. Its THAT. SIMPLE. Now, go away. listen to my advice and mabey youll have a life besides sitting there for hours and posting COMMENT and COMMENT and COMMENT and COMMENT. One . after. anouther. if you dident understand this little esay i wrote "JUST FOR YOU!" heres a step-by-step guide.
1. leave the group.
2. get a life
3. get a life
4. get a life
5. get a life
6. STOP READING THIS AND GO DO IT YOU RETARD!
7. GET. A. LIIIIFFFFEEEEE
Never judge a book by its cover...Unless of course that book just appens to be named 'Justin Beiber', then you know its crap.
Sam wrote: "IF YOU HATE JUSTIN SO MUCH THAN WHY SPEND YOUR FUCKKKEN TIME AND WASTING IT ON SOMEONE LIKE HIM , U MUST CARE SOME WHAT SINCE U SPEND UR TIME LISTENING TO HIS SONGS DONT SAY U DONT CAUSE U DO IF U ..." how about.. we do whatever we F**KIN WANT?!?! Just leave us alone b***h.
Me and a little girl were crying. She was crying because Justin Bieber got hit in the head with a water bottle. I was crying because it should have been an axe.
WHY IS JUSTIN BIEBER SO PALE!?!?!?! THERES NO LIGHT IN THE CLOSET
somebody said 97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If your one of the 3% who would sit there like me, in a deck chair with popcorn and yell "DO A FLIP!"I think they got the nubers all wrong like 3% whould be crying 47% whould be yelling DO A FLIP! and 50% of people whould shove him off saying "YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT SOONER!!!!!!" and push him off
Justin Beiber is so poor he cant even afford free things
TO JustBeiber You are so ugly i wish you would die i would rather shoot myself multiple times in the face than listen to you sing ps:i think there makin doll of you (pull back string and you go through your first period
ok... 3 men go 2 guiness world record the first one 4 having the smallest hands.. he gose in and comes out with a smile.. he 1.. the next man goes in 4 having the smallest feet.. he gose in and comes out with a smile.. he won 2.. the thired man gose in 4 having the smallest penis.. he gose in and comes out with a sad face.. turns 2 hes friend and sayes who the hell is justin bieberhahahaha...
im sorry i dident kno u alreday had 1 like that but that is soooooooo funny
thumbs up 4 the girl who chuked the water bottel at her nice shot!
Why is Justin Bieber so white???Cause there is no sun in the closet!!! :D hahahahah
RE: Important question dude!Hey Justin?! Can I see your puberty license? OH wait...you don't have one. sucks for you. If you think this is funny, POST THIS AS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS
Kale wrote: "Justin Bieber is gunna hit puberty harder than chris brown hit rhianna. HAHA" OH SNAP!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Justin Beiber is like a shotgun! Give her a cock and she'll Blow!!!
Jade wrote: "Never judge a book by its cover...Unless of course that book just appens to be named 'Justin Beiber', then you know its crap."You are d**n right
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Why do people love Justin Bieber? He’s ridiculous! He’s not even nice! Like one time, some guy asked Bieber for an autograph. Bieber told him “Hell no.” So the guy calls him gay. Bieber hit him with his purse.Come on, who could like a guy like that? But really, I don’t hate Bieber. She’s obviously is going through a very hard part of her life. Maybe boyfriend troubles. We need to learn to respect lesbians in our society!
I’m really sorry for his mom though. Hermaphrodites must not be easy to care for. And the complete lack of embarrassing baby stories to tell! The best ones start with “A few weeks ago…”
I kid the short Canadian lesbians! Really, JB is kind of cute. You know, Justin Bieber is like my neighbors Chihuahua. Small, high pitched voice, female, and has no hair on her body.
But underneath those boyish good looks, there’s nothing to be noticed by the press. Even the other celebrities aren’t helping him out! Ga Ga could spare him one, if you know what I mean.
But the worst part is how his image can make even the smallest of objects unclean. Like right now, I’d take a double dose of puberty over a bottle of water. At least puberty hasn’t touched JB.
All my own work.
Ive got an actuall joke not just one sentence 3 guys are in a cafe
one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!
another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!
the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!
second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!
last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER? .
Other guy goes Justin Bieber is the guy with no dick soo??? wtf
thats mine stoopid 455 B**** r u happy allen i didnt cuss
A guy and a girl are arguing whether Justin Beiber is gay or not. Lets see what they are saying:Guy:Justin Beiber is Gay!
Girl:No he's not!
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: No he's not
Guy:Yes he is!
Girl: No he's not
This continues on and on and on. Untill...
Guy 2:He's not gay.
Girl: Thank you!
Guy 2: I thought you had to be a MAN to be gay.
Girl: You son of a....
HAHA
Allen wrote: "IHateJustinBeieberIHJB" Hahaha my new favourite acronym! :)
The Song "One Less Lonely Girl" is about Justin Beiber getting a C**K!
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Yes thank you
canada must really hate america considering the fact they gave us justin bieber
JUSTIN BIEBER IS GOING TO DIE GIVING BIRTH
dude thats not funny justin biebers in the hospitalHe was trying to climb the ladder to puberty
and he fell off
2 Guys are in a cafe.The first guy says I have the smallest head in the world
The second guy says I have the smallest dick in the world
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They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world
The secod guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE hell IS JUSTIN BEIBER!!
Justin Vs. Baby Baby wins!
He is such a wimp when he asked a guy to be his friend the guy said im srry girl but i dont make friends with girls.
Justin is so g%# tht he enter a MR.America and he was there with just a hobo. The hobo became MR.America BUT Justin got awarded Ugliest Guy ever!
Dear America, For unleashing the terror among us that is Hannah Montana(Miley Cyrus) we are paying back the "favor" by giving you Justin Beiber.
With Deep Hate For Cyrus,
Canada
There was a man with small hands , and there was a man with a small penis. they went to the World Guinness records studio , the man with the smallest hands had a big smile on his face , the man with the smallest penis said , "WHO IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!?!"
Allen wrote: "Then if you are a fan then why are you a member? He is just a tennager with talents. Hes is no diffrent from us but his songs are retarded and he doesn't meat my standards of "singing""Exactly !
Trey wrote: "Terry wrote: "That's so mean why did you post mean commets about him I can admit he's not the greatest singer but I bet he's a better singer than all of u, and this was stupid puttingup on boo just..."Agreed with the guy who said epic fail ^^
Harry wrote: "whats the difference between justin bieber and lady gaga? one of em has balls hahahahahaha and it aint bieber"of course it aint gonna be bieber
Justin's so dumb when he opened a box of cheerios he said oh yay mini doughnut seeds
Justin's so fat and dumb he thought a zoo was a forest and he ran into bears but the bears said Welcome Sissy!
yay!!!! NERDS ADD!!!!! haha... stupid dell...
Sarah wrote: "i dont know who you think your talkin to but i know for sure you aint talkin to me hunny !no one tells me to shut up and no im not gonna get used to it you just need to get used to me sticken up ..."
listen, no body wants you here so just shut up. Just go make your own group. bye bye. go on..... you still freaking reading this?!?!?!? wow you must be dumb.
