Boo justin Bieber discussion
Justin Bieber jokes and Burns!
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Kidrue
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Jun 20, 2011 10:16PM
yes i can how old ARE YOU?
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I'm 14 n u??? N if u can then prove it!!!!
conspiracys r for the mind of the week if u want to know the truth open ur mind and read the facts it like religion but it can only be someone elses word but someone elses for is about as pliable as a 2x4. after age it gets week and fails inevitably.... do you understand what this means???? to shahira?
How many justin biebers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Doesn't matter, he can't screw anything into a hole
Doesn't matter, he can't screw anything into a hole
hahahahhaahahh Jay let me guess you cant scew anything, just think he's your dumb and full of cumm..../..and has more monny than you.....he gets layed more than you deal with it come at me with something more than a clever line kid
#o...k for one i'm kinda of a fan of his in a way well not his but his signer Usher i find it funnnny that everyone here talks about him like they know what he's doing. If your gonna talk about Pop stars then you should do some reseach on what surrounds the "Kid" you so claim to hate. Usher is making him what he is to day thats why his dancing is just a replica of ushers style look up ushers "My Way" i know you guys probibly dont know that song but it shows that J.B. is just being a pupit.....If you hate this kid like you claim then add a few more that are just doing what he's doing like Jaden and Willow "Smith" or in that case why not criss brown or Justin Timberlake or guess what any child Pop star like it or not Usher made a "kid" that you claim to hate in to a over night sinsation same thing that will smith is doing now with his kids "willow smith:i wip my hair back and forth: Jaden Smith :karate kid: and :Never say never: song and movie" do your home work and you might notice your hateing the Billboard charts not Justin Bieber.
Oh, he kidrue, I don't think your in any position to tell me what to do or not to do. You need to mind your own buisness and learn to take a joke. He may be talented, but there are so many other people WAY better than him. And for your information he is extremely hated also, AND he is cocky, arrogant,and full of himself lately. Ur just jealous of selena gomez aren't you.
Kidrue wrote: "conspiracys r for the mind of the week if u want to know the truth open ur mind and read the facts it like religion but it can only be someone elses word but someone elses for is about as pliable a..."Uhuh I have no idea wat u r talking abt. Wud u mind talking a bit..... Normal!!
Lol, sorry but both of u guys gotta chill. I mean he is only a guy after all.
Aha Jay I only posted to have a argument with people......and im thinking your trying to make a poor attempt calling me gay yeah? ::" I don't think your in any position to tell me what to do or not to do. You need to mind your own buisness and learn to take a joke":: are you for real kid what you think were gonna meet in the street i'm in the same position as you.. as for a joke as you claim it was it was not lol cause jokes have a set up a story and a punch line and they make you "lol".....just to show you what a joke is i'll be nice and post one for you so you understand the structure of one I hope you dont use the bieber joke out side this chat cause it ummmmm sucked "even for a bieber joke" FAIL!!!A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door
and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, "Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn,
I voted for Obama, and now I think I'm gonna get scr*wed out of my peaches."
shahira.....your only 14 hmmm and you allready beleave in conspiracys. WoW i dint at your age but ummm...what one do you think is real?
Ok, uhm, kidrue do you like him or not, cause if you do, just get out. Anyway, he deserves it since he is so arrogant.
BTW, I am a girl, so I am notjealous of him
Haha....i never said that you were, and i never said i was a fan of his. I did how ever state that i liked Usher so yeah ummmmmm.....and im not gonna "Get out" How do you figure this statement is justified::"he deserves it since he is so arrogant.":: do you "Hate" him cause you dont wonna follow the croud that likes him are you trying to stand out and be "Diffrent" cause if you are then this might be you nitch..........and once again i'm not a die hard Bieber fan but......This is to all on this BLOG """YOUR HATE WILL ONLY SERVE HIM, TO BE MORE FAMOUS""""soooooooooo FAIL...... come on i wont to argue .........anyone that really HATES THE BIEBER GIVE ME YOUR BEST HATE STATMENT ..........Oyea you have to use proof when you state things about people if you claim that he's ::"ARROGANT":: then show me proof that he is okay
Ok, you want proof, here's proof:
look up on youtube: "Justin bieber how arrogant can you be"
lool up on google and just type "Justin bieber is arrogant" you will see tons of proof
look up on youtube: "Justin bieber how arrogant can you be"
lool up on google and just type "Justin bieber is arrogant" you will see tons of proof
this is why you FAIL this is what you use as proof REALLYYYYYYYhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBkLH...
its him getting on a plane..... TRY AGAIN......NEXT!
And the camra being used is crap you cant see anything so how do you know it was him knocking the cd down and not his BG "Body guard" so that counts ill give it to you that yea if someone put a cd in my face while i'm trying to board a air craft then yea ill knock it down too......but there is no way to tell if it was him or his BG
you know what, you FAIL. U are just defending him cause you love him so much, why do you love him so much anyway??
HAHAH,,,,,,,read my last reply on message 623. were it states that i am not a fan of his im a fan of ushers which proxies Justin Bieber.....and i also dont hate on people i dont no or never met why do you Store up all this animosity torwd BIBER???? answer this with out Judging him.:P
i'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk jb hater number uno is back!!!
cause it is not fair that some kid become famous in like a year, while there are so many other kids out there that are 100000000 times more talented. One of my friends commited suicide cause he always wanted to be a singer, and he was jealous of him. Justin bieber is there mostly cause of his looks, and dont try to deny that. I know he sings ok, but his talent definently does NOT match up to the amount of fame he is getting.
Well jay I'm sorry for your friend and I'll pray for him and you........jay thats how pop bizz works. If you "cute" you get the fame, yes he can sing and play a multitude of instruments amd can do the duggi lol really good but hateing on him is only gonna make him known and popular....once again I'm not a fan of bieber "J.B." I'm a fan of usher and just saying how s!?t is .......so harvy rebuke?
Im sorry. But you do admit that his talent does not live up to his fame right?
Your sorry??? His talent is building fast but yes I'll agree with you on that one thing jay
i wore an "i hate bieber, hes so gay" t-shirt and was on my longboard outside wen a guy stopped me and sed "pleeeaaase stop calling Justin Bieber gay!! its offensive to gay guys evrywhere!!" i fell to the ground laughing!!
-ppl at a party with tonz of balloonz- -man walks up 2 a boy- man: Hey kid i dare u 2 suck all the hellium out of these balloonz. Kid: ok. -kid suckz all of the hellium- -high voice- Kid: thereThat kid is now known as Justin Bieber!
The biggest lie ever told was whe the docter walked in to mrs. Bieber's hospital room and said, congratulations, it's a boy.
What happend to the jokes? All i see is a stupid Justin Bieber fan protecting the gaylord a.k.a. Justin Bieber.. Come on guys! Let's make this b**ch leave!
What happens is you're guy'es hate ran out. Lol so why do you hate him james? :)
Epic rap battle of JB(king of tools) VS BEETHOVEN.
Go to the page, give a green thumb, and follow the link for lols.
Kidrue wrote: "What happens is you're guy'es hate ran out. Lol so why do you hate him james? :)"One, get the f*ck out of this page.. Didn't you read what this discussion is about? It's about hating justin bieber.. If you're just going to protect him, go find some other site where they praise justin bieber.. Two, I hate him because he is too famous.. Did you know he lost 80,000 fans when he cut his hair? That is just low, even for the jb fans (which is mostly 12 year old girls who are dumb and delusional)..
Hi allMy litle daughter has been 'going on' at me for a while now to help her put together a JB parody video... Her ideas and singing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMffPz...
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Autumn wrote: "Justin Bieber used to be a Dog trainer. All he had to do was sing and any dog within a 34 mile radius would come flying.hahahaha"
My litle daughter has been 'going on' at me for a while now to help her put together a JB parody video... Her ideas and singing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMffPzc_E...
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Thank you
Martin
I am new here but this is what he gets for hitting little girls!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvqE7...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvqE7...
Do You Know Why Justin Beiber Stopped Wearing White Pants? ..... He Got His Period
half my friends hate JB 1/4 love him the other quarter says "whos he?" then hates him who can blame them? who writes asong about them selves called "One Less Lonley Girl" when they're a "guy"?
Mom! Can I wear some lipstick?? Mom- NO!! Mom! Can i wear a miniskirt?? Mom- No!! But mom im 17!! Mom- I know justin I know
OK so here are some funny Jokes about Justin Bieber , please don’t ask me who is Justin Bieber that in itself would be a JokeWhat does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!
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I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.
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Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.
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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.
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What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty? A water bottle has already hit justin bieber.
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justin bieber thought he had 8 pubes and then the spider moved away.
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I used to have a voice just like Justin Beiber, then I turned four.
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About 17 years ago, a woman was impregnated by a tank of helium, 9 months later Justin Bieber was born
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justin biebers best song is “if i were a boy”.
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Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.
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Justin bieber crossed the road to beat a chicken but came back crying because the chicken won
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Justin Bieber witnessed kim kardashian’s nip slip but it shouldn’t really affect him coz not long ago he was being breastfed.
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Stop making fun of Justin Beiber. He’s not gay she’s lesbian.
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Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago
I've got a good one:Q: What do Justin Beiber and White Castle have in common?
A: "Grab a sack and come back later" P.S NO HATE TO WHITE CASTLE
Thank You for clarifying this!
CSI MIAMI...HORATIO CAINE...LINE:Sir, Justin Bieber was killed before his concert.
"Looks like the killer"
*puts on sunglasses*
"was Justin time"
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
my dad and i were listening to the radio when justin biber's baby cmae on and after about a minute or so my dad said"who's tis girl that's singing?"
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!JUSTIN BIBER IS IN THE HOSPITAL, HE FELL OFF A LATTER TRYING TO REACH THE PUBERTY COOKIE JAR
HE IS NOT GOING TO MAKE A FULL RECOVERY
yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! break out the salsa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is hilarious
Brianna wrote: "Sarah wrote: "really why judge some one you dont know..how immature!"You know what else is immature? Posting 38 comments on how rude everyone is. All these posts are making you look desperate a..."
is it just me, who else really likes this girl?!
deleted user wrote: "Oh, he kidrue, I don't think your in any position to tell me what to do or not to do. You need to mind your own buisness and learn to take a joke. He may be talented, but there are so many other pe..."no, im not jelous of her. i mean that in the most nice possible way. i want a bf but whateves
