Jokes

[Jacqueline]

dont do knock or stupid dumb blonde ones(unless thy are really good)

[Jacqueline]

Your dog is barking at you from the back door and your wife is barking from the front. Which one do you let in?
Well... its your choice but the dog will stop barking once you let it in.

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Isaace just stept in dog shit, I think we're taking Jannae's car. Althoug if we take my car we might not notice. (my mom)

[Jacqueline]

i am not quite sure i get that quote...
at all.

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Jannea has a pretty new car that has no smell. My mom's is used and smells "a dead dogs ass" (or at least that's what she says).

[Jacqueline]

ohhh, i get it now

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Dang it! Most of what I post is from my phone and it has this thing with posting stuff when it's not suppost to.

[Jonathan]

So my girlfriend asks me "Do you think the Broncos could win the World Series?" Sure they will.... ily dear...

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

I don't get it. But I'm sure it's funny.

[Jacqueline]

yea, sounds like a have to be there moment...

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Yaeh

[Andrez]

"theres always a light in the end of the tunnel.of course, its usually an oncoming express train"
cassandra clare

[Jonathan]

Broncos play football. World Series is baseball

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Oh

[Jacqueline]

ohhhh

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Hehe

[Jacqueline]

i cant say that i like that because i am still officially mad at u. thats right, u should be crying

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Poor guy

[Jacqueline]

he did it to himself

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

*hides behind book*

[Jacqueline]

good choice

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

*looks up, smiles weakly, push glasses up noes, and goes back to reading Unwind*

[Jacqueline]

what can i say, despite the popular saying, violence is very often the answer for me
-me

[Jacqueline]

GO SAINTS!!!

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

nobodyslittlebeeatch wrote: "*me is laughing on the floor!*"

Why are you lauging. I can be quite violent (or whatever) in my oun why. You wouldn't last a day of sanity in my head.

nobodyslittlebeeatch wrote: "saints won btw!"

I don't like football.

[Jacqueline]

so what, this is the superbowl, if you are american, you have to at least pretend to care, just for the sake of it

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

YAY THE SAINTS WON!!! <3 :-) (like that)

[Jacqueline]

perfect, such well displayed text excitement.

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

thank you

[Jacqueline]

well deserved

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

mabey i'll whach it next time. (for the comirshels)

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

I spell a lot of stuff wrong

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

:-|

[Jacqueline]

what has u in a sour mood tonight hon, poor lily does not deserve such admonishment

[Jacqueline]

he aint gonna change, dump his ass.
half is nevr going to be enough for us, we DONT SETTLE

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

If you must nickname me I'd prefure Pyro. it means fire -- the first part of fire fly -- the lily is from the second part of water lily. wait...no never mind. forget I said anything. water lily's are pretty (and i'm not so much)

[Jacqueline]

oh shush, respect yourself, who else will in this world?
i would like pyro better if i were you, i love all thngs fire. I am a bit of a pyromaniac

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

yaeh *pats nobodys' shoulder* need a hug?

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Ok

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

No prob. We have free hug fridays at my school so...yeah. (and my bff at school is a hugger)

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

:-] um...you can let go now...if you want to

[Jacqueline]

dont worry i gave her our form of hug (she doesnt hug like a normal person, not even her mother, she puts her head on your shoulder and arms are forgotten)today, right before knocking sense into her

[PyroLily ~Qui scribit bis legit~]

Ok