Create a story...sort of

[[deleted user]]

to my books

[ilaria]

. after i tried

[Kendall Anne]

I happily handed

[ilaria]

my hat to

[[deleted user]]

my pig to

[Kendall Anne]

a angry purple

[[deleted user]]

person who ate

[natalie]

me. But I

[[deleted user]]

slapped his ugly

[natalie]

tongue and swam

[ilaria]

innards with my

[[deleted user]]

breadstick from my

[Kendall Anne]

lunch and started

[[deleted user]]

whacking alligators. Then

[ilaria]

to bite his

[natalie]

tooth, I grabbed

[[deleted user]]

his face and

[ilaria]

then stole his

[natalie]

booger out of

[ilaria]

his elephant's hairy

[[deleted user]]

his ear. I

[natalie]

then inserted myself

[ilaria]

proceeded to eat

[[deleted user]]

his booger! It

[natalie]

tasted very good.

[[deleted user]]

I proceeded to

[natalie]

climb in his

[[deleted user]]

belly button to

[ilaria]

scrape out all

[natalie]

muck and dirt.

[[deleted user]]

After I got

[natalie]

that icky stuff

[[deleted user]]

on my thigh

[natalie]

off, i had

[ilaria]

to go wash

[[deleted user]]

my pet ball,

[ilaria]

with slimy green

[Kate]

foam of rabid

[[deleted user]]

dogs. I loved

[ilaria]

the way he

[natalie]

licked me. It

[[deleted user]]

felt weird on

[natalie]

my arm. Then

[[deleted user]]

I bit him

[natalie]

on his moist

[[deleted user]]

finger before he

[ilaria]

turned me into

[[deleted user]]

a blue bird.

[ilaria]

after that unfortuate

[[deleted user]]

event I sang