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May 25, 2010 10:16AM
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And threw a
thousand chopsui noodles
at the empirer
((Okay, I love you guys. I combined all of them so far (minus the new start of the sentence). I really needed the laugh. So...here is the product of your awesomeness. Carry on :))One time I was walking in the food store and a dinosaur ran up to me and ate a bunch of soggy frootloops.
I was so surprised that I kicked the dinosaur, causing him to fall on the ground and whimper.
Then I ran into the bread aisle and opened twelve packages of english muffins and threw them at the crying dinosaur, which made him really mad.
So he started to do the unthinkable…and kissed me!
I was so delighted that I fainted.
I never thought I would EVER kiss a ravenous dinosaur. I was ashamed that I had kissed a prehistoric yet beautiful animal and attempted to remedy the situation by slapping the stupid animal across its disgustingly beautiful face with a loaf of bread and jam.
It looked like a big monster made of some kind of plant that was purple and bright magenta and I decided it was time that I should stop daydreaming.
But it was the absolute worse nightmare I could ever think to have in my dreams.
In shock, I thought that in a few short minutes of my useless time I would be falling in a soft pile of green, bouncy gelatin.
Luckily for me, it was only my weird imagination that could come when I didn't take my medicine on Tuesdays with my very best shirt on backwards.
People laughed and thought I would make a scene at the local stop and go at the car lot nearby that I wanted to buy a fish.
So I came up to the attendant in charge and said, "Do you have a fish?"
She replied, "Why do you want to do that to a poor innocent baby turtle" so I said "I mean a fish not a turtle, why won't you give me my money back?" he said annoyed.
So she did return her money. But then a huge pink elephant sat his large bottom on a huge green prickly cactus pickle chair that poked his eye balls out, then spooned his yogurt into an orifice on his eyeball, which hurt, like a holy cake that had some really tasty mustard on it.
He licked the mustard off but his tongue was on fire so it made him think of his ability and he started to run until he crashed into watermelon stands and died of food poisoning!
What was the girl thinking when she got whip cream from the lady.
Thinks the girl.
Suddenly, a huge dragon came swooping down toward the ice cream truck that fell over and squashed the huge turtle along with the small goldfish and a blue monkey with an octopus in hand after a bicycle ran over the very large toe of an angry giant in the bushes by the huge airport that flies planes from Taiwan to Canada only and nobody could ever get a ticket even if they had all the money in the entire universe!
One day, a little centipede decided to bribe one of the Ministers of Magic with huge amounts of galleons that have mysterious magical powers that would allow the minister to shrink to the size of a mouse kinda the size of a small pear like object.
The huge black dragonfly flew in a van through the Burmuda Triangle.
It was bad hairday in the salon of the dragonfly and there was an evil monkey who could fly over the trees. He was flying when he noticed that a pig had taken his hair straightener and had put it on top of the giant building that desperately wobbled and fell on my computer which shot up and fell on the man across the street riding his dragon.
The man started yelling loudly and threw a hammer full of spikes at the big green wall that had shiny rubber ducks on it.
I noticed that when the ducks landed, something fell on a person in China and he threw thousand chopsui noodles at the emperor who was eating beef and broccoli in a bowl of chicken soup that was very cold.
((Oh, and I didn't change any grammar. I should, but didn't :))
