AWESOME QUOTES!!! discussion
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Capitols are for people who dont have vocabularies big enough to fill a tea cup and therefore have to resot to extraneous punctuation to successfully convey their already extreamly diluted point.
-Me(jk, lol, i felt like ranting about something.)
-Me(jk, lol, i felt like ranting about something.)
stop talking about me like I am not right here!(tnx though). and yes, spelling is not exactly my forte. I am in deep love with whoever invented spell check
"Do you think you're beautiful? Look in the mirror. If it doesn't crack, it means its already broken."-Lol me
"So many books, so little time." — Frank Zappa"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." — John Lennon
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." — Oscar Wilde
"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away." — Robert Maynard Hutchins
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." — Steve Martin
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car." — Garrison Keillor
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.” — Bill Gates
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." — Thomas A. Edison
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." — Charles M. Schulz
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." — Woody Allen
"Well-behaved women rarely make history." — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain." — Bob Marley
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits." — Albert Einstein
"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” — W.C. Fields
"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself." — Albert Einstein
"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." — David Sedaris
"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." — Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
"Some books should be tasted, some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly." — Cornelia Funke (Inkheart)
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." — Gloria Steinem
"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know." — Ernest Hemingway
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." — Charles Lamb
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot." — John Lennon
"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" — Jerry Seinfeld
"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" — Audrey Hepburn
"The heart was made to be broken." — Oscar Wilde
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." — Terry Pratchett
"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone." — Marilyn Monroe
"Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch"
— Janet Evanovich (Seven Up)
"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back aknd, instead of bleeding, he sings."
— Ed Gardner
" If at first you don t succeed then skydiving definitely isn t for you."
— Steven Wright
some of my favourites
its may be kinda true for me, it takes a lot for me to like you.
i consequntly spand a lot of time either acting or causing extreame ire
i consequntly spand a lot of time either acting or causing extreame ire
i know, what would i ever do without you?!?!?
Oh and what would you do without me? thats easy, youd make out with ben for the rest of your life!
Oh and what would you do without me? thats easy, youd make out with ben for the rest of your life!
this is true, but if you read all the topics, you will soon discover that that is our destiny...(lol)






(Bupper sticker in my heath teachers classroom that's been there sience my old math teacher.)