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Failblog is all REAL vids that people submit...so that was real. Not staged. >.> Sadly. Pathetically. But also true. hehe. Too bad the garlic won't work on sparkling vampires. :P If it did I would like start a garlic farm across the etire world. Which would rock, because Tw*light would die. Or go into outer space. God, poor Martians.
Yeah, that would be awesome. I'll grow some garlic in my backyard, keep the Twitards out.Wouldn't it be funny if that Martian cartoon guy beat the crap outta Edward?
LOLI'd PAY fictional money to see said fictional character Doofus-Edward get his ass beat by fictional Awesome Marvin the Martian! :)
...fictional :|...
*Laughs*
Are you sure Deadward is fictional? I mean, I know of thousands of stereotypical fan girls that would beg to differ. ;P
:| If Deadward really exists...well. *Grabs rope and proceeds to hang self from the ceiling fan* ...
Said fangirls are dough-balls and thus their opinion ceases to matter. *Insert evil laugh* LMAO
*Nods in agreement with SilverWolf* Isn't it a rarity! Who'd a thunk it- the words "Twilight" and "interesting" in the same sentence! Global warming and biblical plagues got nothing on that shocking development! LMAO
Oh, Jacqueline, can you just wait until after we kill Deadward to kill yourself? We need all the help we can get against Zombie Fangirls.
*Dies laughing* Aw, well, if you're SURE we Twi-Haters have enough manpower to eviscerate Douche-La-Goosh Deadward into itty bitty glitter specks, then I guess I'll hold off the suicide.*Summons Dracula, Nosferatu, and Acheron Parthenopaus from their respective literary worlds to help us fight the Evil Menace!*
:) Homicide is such fun when the victim is a sparkling, laughable, fang-less, ass hole Vampire :) *Insert evil laugh*
Or Barney. Deadward and Barney fit into the same category. 
haha totally.
*Falls off chair, cracks head on desk, and continues laughing!!!*God my sense of humor is pathetic, but I saw this and nearly peed my pants laughing! *Shakes head* Man I have issues! LOL
Lol! I heard the saying once about some other kid show, and decided it applied to Barney. haha, doesn't everyone have issues? Wait. Don't answer that.
Some people say money makes the world go round- I disagree. Issues are what make the world go round, and round, and round again, LOL.
LOL, that's sad because it's true. >.<Now money should start falling from the sky!
*Nods in agreement* Yep, yep- indeed 'tis!
LOL Rose! That's great *laughs* Gotta love it when that happens :)
THAT PICCY IS HILARIOUS!! Yeah J, you're not alone. The smallest thing in Fruits Basket or School Rumble can laugh me to tears......
Fruits Basket? You read the anime? :D I counted the number of times I laughed at something on here or on the computer in one single day. It was 194. o.o""
You mean read the manga? Yeah I do.... I just finished it like last month. And School Rumble is lke it, hilarious. It's not Shojo though, it's more romantic comedy. But poor Harima makes you feel sorry for him every single chapter, but when you go the beach it's more like six times... POOR HARIMA.Wow, 194....
Ahh, okay- I say here for a whole second and went "wait, fruit basket? How are fruits comical?" *Shakes head at ignorance*Alas, I don't read manga, sadly. Although, well, technically I do, but only one series. That author that I'm always obsessing over- Sherrilyn Kenyon- has been asked to make her Dark-Hunter series into a manga series. As such, I have the first two volumes and I have to say that it's pretty addictive. *Shrugs* I'm not sure if that's because I'm enjoying the actual manga aspect of it, or I'm just that damned obsessed with the series I love any and all formats of the stuff.
Definitely a pondering thought, no doubt!
I haven't read those, I'll have to check them out. ^^Yeah, I'm insane.
Omg. This is sad. I just saw an ad asking "Can YOU spot the next Stephanie Meyer?" What is this world coming to. -.-
Whoa. That's... umm...*headdesk*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah. I felt like going to find a brick wall to beat my head against.
Can you find the next Stephanie Meyer?I already did: that hobo digging in the trash the other day.
Wait, is it like backwards, or forwards?
I think they meant like next great author. |:Which is sad. So I agree with the hobo you found. :D He can be the next Stephanie Meyer!
Yeah, sure. I already found the next Stephanie Meyer.He was the author of Mein Kampf :|
*Laughs* Thanks Cal!Merely farther proof that Meyer is a bad-book Nazi- no pun intended.
She should be right up there with Hitler, only in the literature department, and yet she's revered as one of the great American authors... |: That's just sad.haha! Totally true.
Jacqueline wrote: "Yeah, sure. I already found the next Stephanie Meyer.He was the author of Mein Kampf :|"
I'm supposed to be doing homework, and you would not believe how much effort it's taking to not fall off my chair and laugh hysterically.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SO TRUE!!! XD
Okay, true enough Steph. Although Mussolini was pretty bad too, since he did hang people with piano wire after all.
But still neither one wrote any literary "bads" to the level of Mein Kampf...well, as far as I know anyway. But then again, I've been wrong before :P LOL.
Nightshade wrote: "Jacqueline wrote: "Yeah, sure. I already found the next Stephanie Meyer.He was the author of Mein Kampf :|"
I'm supposed to be doing homework, and you would not believe how much effort it's taki..."
Awww, thanks hon! :) *Smiles and does Happy Snoopy Dance for making someone laugh...rare though it is :P *
Lol, no problem. For some reason, I found it extremely hilarious. Not sure why. XD
:) I'm glad- I for one thought it was awesome, but then we all think our own jokes are awesome, of course. Nice to know once in a while, others think so too! :P
Lol, tomorrow at school I'm going to run up to my friend and yell..."Guess what, you guys?! This girl online said she found the next Stephenie Meyer!"
"Really?! Who is it?!"
"Well, it's this guy who wrote about his life story and stuff."
"Cool. So who is it?"
"HITLER."
"..."
XD
Nightshade wrote: "Lol, tomorrow at school I'm going to run up to my friend and yell..."Guess what, you guys?! This girl online said she found the next Stephenie Meyer!"
"Really?! Who is it?!"
"Well, it's this guy ..."
XD Their reaction would be priceless.
*Dies laughing!* Oh my God, Nightshade, that is awesome!!!! That is friggin' great, hon, seriously! :)You've got to tell me what their reaction is- no doubt I'm gonna love it!!!
ACK!! I forgot to tell them! I'll do it on Monday!! >:D
My post was a response to Cal's comment. Sorry Rose, I should have hit "reply" to make it clear. :)