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Emily
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Jan 25, 2010 12:35PM

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"Hello Harry, what sort of tom fullery shall we get up to today?"
"No Tom fullery today, Ron. I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug."
"Why must you hate me in this way, Harry?"
"Yeah, whats wrong with you?!"
"My parents died, My life sucks,I can't hold down a Girlfriend, I'm surrounded by f***ing goblins and s*** all the time! I mean, what the f***?!"
"But its magic, Harry. The goblins are magical."
"Well I still have nightmares of Doby eating my skin every night. I can;t take it anymore. I quit magic!"
"*GASP*"
"But what about fighting 'you know who'?"
"Its all up to you now, Ron."
"Butbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbutbtubwoo!"
"Come on now, go fight him!" *pushes poor Ron over to Voldemort*
"Hello little child."
"*wimper*"
"Want a piece of me? What?"
*Runs away*
"Yeah you run away."
"I can't do it."
"You tried your best Ron."
"Whats Harry doing?"
*You see Harry hitting his head against the wall, muttering something about angst*
"He's a little odd today, haven't you noticed?"
"Maybe he's in love."
"Who'd fall in love with such a a--"
"Maybe he needs a hug?"
"I don't want a hug!"
"Give me a hug, Harry."
"NO!"
"Hugging!"
"I'll weld you!"
*Starts fighting and then Snape shows up*
"WHAT. IS. THIS. RUMPUS?!"
"Harry hit me."
"Ron invaded my personal bubble."
"Me think there is some severe punishment is in order here."
"Oh no!"
"You two shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons where a drunk Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mat and then--"
"PANTILONIOUS POOPUS!"
*Snape gets really pale, and uncomfortable as you hear him begin to crap his pants*
"I have to, erm, go now."
LOL!!