If only I understood it.

[Bookworm]

So, the other day I found this website with the 30 most disturbing Twilight merchandise ever created. Guess what was there?

A picture of a sparkly...adult toy. LOL.

I laughed a bit. Then felt really sick.

~

Anyway, the point of this was to provide you Twilight fans with something to chew on, which is better written then the books themselves.

I'm a little upset I didn't understand what the heck was happening, 'cause I couldn't handle the sheer fail of the books, but it's basically set 4 years after the events of the fourth book. Edward blah blah, here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/1...

Let's hope you're up for some srs angst.

[Nightshade]

Oooh, I'll go read it! *click*

[Nightshade]

First chapter: Wait, whaaaat? If this is after BD, Bella shouldn't have a heartbeat or sweat glands... I'm confused.




Okay, the entire thing was so confusing it gave me a headache. O_O