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Get to Know Your Character(Popcorn Served)
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Stephanie
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Dec 01, 2012 08:37AM
Probably because no one can access page one unless they're using the goodreads app.
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Speaking of spasms, I got started on popcorn over the weekend. Guy: Maybe I'll get it done tonight.
Neve Yeah! Right. You know you'll be working late, then late supper, then it will be time for sleep.
Guy: I don't have to work late!
Neve: No, but you know that it would be the best thing at this time.
Guy: [Sighs.]
Kat wrote: “I can access this from the homepage now. I think Goodreads was just having a spasm.”Not as many spasms as Frank’s having!
Hanzleberry wrote: “Alex, you should really avoid the guys who don’t wear pants.”
I think this is one of the funniest remarks in the thread. I almost choked on my coffee.
Sam: Hey, hey Kailen!Kailen: What?
Sam: tsk. That tone is not doing you any favors in you near future, young miss. I am still writing your story, you know.
Kailen: Um...sorry...? What did you need from me?
Sam: I have some...well issues with Monte coming to Cahaya with you and Io.
Kailen: She's not going to like-
Sam: And we have a decision! You and Io are going by yourselves!
Kailen: But-
Sam: G'bye!
(Kailen magically disappears)
Alex: *grumbles*Alice: Would you shut up?
Alex: What?
Alice: You always feel the need to talk. Don't you?
Alex: Well you don't talk unless someone asks you a question half the time.
Alice: As I recall, I've lived longer than you, so....
Alex: *rolls eyes* Man, Sam sure is bossy.
Stephanie: *snorts* You don't know bossy, buddy.
Mouse #3: (Watching a man go by with a bucket of varnish.) Phil, what’s all the work going on in the big cabin that used to be a Spanish admiral’s before this became a pirate ship?Mouse #1: The one they’ve been using for storage all these years? (Nibbling on a piece of sponge cake.) Search me. I’ve wondered it, myself.
Mouse #6: That girl with the gray eyes has been giving the workers a lot of orders.
Mouse #8: Kirilee’s writer? (He nods slowly.) Loretta says they’ve brought in a Cleopatra bed and lavish drapes, and that they’ve even put in a sauna, with a Jacuzzi.
Mouse #1: (Incredulously.) On a pirate ship?
Mouse #8: (With a sigh.) Miss Gray Eyes has got taste, Phil. You’ve got to hand it to her.
Mouse #2: (A little nervously.) Maybe I’m wrong, but I think she knows about us, Narvis.
Mouse #6: (Startled.) What do you mean, Clyde?
Mouse #2: (Fidgets.) Well, late yesterday evening, she saw me lurking around, up here on the after deck. (His eyes get wide.) I just froze in place, you know. I expected her to throw something at me, or scream.
Mouse #1: (Shaking his head.) Humans.
(The other mice regard Clyde with rapt attention.)
Mouse #8: What did she do?
(There’s a pause, in which hammering can be heard coming through an open door over which there’s an elaborate crest.)
Mouse #3: Don’t keep us all in suspense, Clyde.
Mouse #2: (Scratching behind his ear.) She reached in her pocket and pulled out a fig newton.
Mouse #1: (Finishing the sponge cake and wiping his whiskers.) She indeed has good taste.
Mouse #2: She unwrapped it. Then she left a piece of it on the deck for me to eat.
(The mice stare at Clyde as though he’s lost his mind.)
I couldn’t resist.Frank
He doesn’t hear her
speaking to him.
He’s off in a far-away world,
a world filled
with kitchen sinks,
knives,
psychopaths,
and flower-delivery men.
Nikara: You know what goes nice with poetry?Sara: Espresso beans?
Nikara: Precisely.
Sara: (tosses bag to Nikki) Have you seen the honeycomb?
Nikara: It's with Frank's diary, in the cupboard.
Sara: Thanks. Hey, what does the diary say, anyways?
Nikara: Dunno. I haven't read it. Truth be told, I'm a little scared to. Plus, I don't read German.
Me: Hello RJ.RJ: Hey. It's you. What's your name?
Me: It's CJ.
RJ: Right. I tend to forget it.
Me: Uhh. You do know it is similar to yours?
RJ: RJ and CJ (Sigh). I fail to think of the humor behind that.
Me: You sound down. You alright?
RJ: I was just mad I got coal for Christmas.
Me: Well as far as I know you deserved it for trying to rob Santa.
RJ: Yeah I did.
Me: What was the reason behind that?
RJ: I was just... bored.
Me: Well that is no good way to reduce boredom.
RJ: Oh quit it. Preachy.
Me: Is that day old eggnog?
RJ: (Loudly) Aah... shut up, you. Whatev'ur ur name is.
Me: I am guessing it's not "store-bought" eggnog, huh?
RJ: I am not finished it yet.
Me: Speaking of "finishing" stuff I was wondering. Do you think that at the end of the story, your character change was in any way... complete?
RJ: No.
Me: Uh huh.
RJ: Cuz I didn't finish robbin' Santa Claus.
Me: No no. I didn't mean it like that.
RJ: Wha- what?
Me: Did you ultimately learn your lesson?
RJ: Hmm. Well I got coal, didn't I? I think I did anyway. Suddenly everythin' is startin' to get all hazy!
Me: Yeah but did you feel you deserved it and want to change.
RJ: I got out of that suit and tie I was in that week.
Me: No I mean did you change internally?
RJ: What? How the heck would I be able to do that? Change my guts?
Me: Okay. This is what I mean.
RJ: (Listening, barely) yah.
RJ: Do you feel bad almost ruining everyone's Christmas?
RJ: Sure.
Me: Who's..?
RJ: The people at the department... uh, store.
Me: Anyone else?
RJ: Uhh.
(Pause).
RJ: My family. I wish I didn't get them all that junk.
Me: Yeah.
RJ: Good thing Santa changed the gifts to real stuff they wanted.
Me: Yep.
RJ: To think that I wanted to do that stuff just for my own ideas. (Pauses) I did try to ruin the one family that I care about. Oh... I am terrible. I don't want to do it again.
Me: Uh huh.
RJ: I can't believe myself! What have I done?!
Me: (Nothing to say)
RJ: (Sobs).
Me: Aww. It's okay RJ. You do know that what you planned didn't even work out and you should be happy that your family got to have a nice Christmas anyway.
RJ: (Wipes his nose)
Me: And your wife has a surprise for you.
RJ: (?_)
Me: She was hoping that you would turn around and start doing something right. Here (gives gift_).
RJ: A silk tie!
Me: Just what you wanted.
Oh. Lol. Poor Linc's just gonna have to wait for another day. Jerry's on vacation. Linc can just continue his sneaky behavior with Gam. Lol. ;D
I haven't been here in a while. What have I missed?Septimus: Don't read the last page.
Me: Why?
Terry: He thinks you can't handle innuendo.
Me: Hey, I like innuendo. It's s** jokes I can't stand.
Septimus: I - well - what?
Me: Innuendo is funny because it's clever; s** jokes are at best mildly amusing because they're crass.
Terry: Yeah, that was obvious. [To Septimus] You didn't get that?
Septimus: You're both bizarre.
Terry: Says the guy who ...
Me: [ignoring them] They'll be at this for hours.
Temperance: Hm, it's a bit late for all this yelling.
Me: Oh, yeah, I wrote you effectively in a story, so you should show up in popcorn more often now. Groovy.
[Dead silence.]
Me: Er ... Mr. Aidan watched Scooby-Doo today.
Temperance: I'm going to bed.
Terry: Will Septimus help you spread the sheets?
Me: Well, not all innuendo is clever.
Terry: Frank, would you care for a cup of tea and long conversation on the state of world politics - because Septimus is your man.[Septimus gives him an alarmed look.]
Terry: Frank? Frank? Guess not.
[Septimus looks relieved.]
Septimus: Disusing world politics might not be such a bad idea.Temperance: Oh, dear.
Septimus: Yes?
Temperance: Don't flatter yourself.
Terry: I'm missing something.
Septimus: Well, technically, I might not be a child, since I'm taken from a decades-long series. I could be forty-years old.Me: You're eighteen.
Septimus: Damn.
Temperance: A child who broke a hostage situation without getting any hostages killed.Septimus: That was more you-
Terry: Who stopped a serial killer capable of destroy people without touching them
Septimus: Given the circumstances, I can't take pride in-
Temperance: Who is on his own quest to find his friend, but is still willing to help people who can't help themselves.
Septimus: I'm not sure a bleeding heart-
Terry: Who comes from a family of world-weary paladins that-
Septimus: SHUT UP! I don't think we need my biography displayed on a popcorn thread.
Me: What are we talking about?
Terry: -Don't-worry-We-forgive-you-Me: Why are you talking like that? They can apparently hear us just fine.
Septimus: Go to sleep, everyone.
Sara: NIKKI!!! Cap'n's going away on her own private island with Frank!!!Nikara: (glancing up) Finally got sick of us, did they?
Sara: (rolling eyes) They're also getting more insulation for the ship.
Kyra: (poking head into cabin) 'Bout time, too. It's freezing in here.
Sara: That's not why they're getting insulation.
Nikara: (groaning) I don't think I'm going to want hear this.




