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Trevor: she really does... I should go visit her in those dreams of hers... it would be interesting to see what ensues when two good people are present.
Me: ick, I can't imagine that ending well for either party.
Trevor: how so?
Me: I forgot... you've never made it past first base...
Trevor: oh... *blushes*
Nightmare: *walks in and brushes off his sleeves of Nothing*
Trevor: What are you doing here?
Nightmare: Hmmm, infidel? Oh nothing that should concern you.
Trevor: You killed me.
Nightmare: No dear boy, your mother did that.
Trevor: I'm not thick.
Nightmare: *makes clicking noise with his tongue*
Me: Trevor, do you mind giving me a moment alone with Nightmare please?
Trevor: are you sure that's safe?
Me: I'll be fine Trevor. I spent all of Italy with you, and even the evil guy deserves my attention sometimes. It's more for safety than anything.
Nightmare: and you still fail at containing my superiority to the control of your pen.
Me: unfortunately that is true.
Trevor: sure, whatever... scream bloody murder if you need me.
Nightmare: *snickers and watches Trevor leave*
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN AL'S DREAMS?
Nightmare: Me? What are you talking about? That was that fool Putnam.
Me: *glares and raises eyebrow* I'm not thick either.
Nightmare: I'm not suggesting you are creator.
Me: creator?
Nightmare: I ugh.... *rubs back of neck uncomfortably*
Me: *raises eyebrow further and crosses arms*
Nightmare: Ok! Fine! I messed with Al's dreams! But you're not letting me do anything evil for a while and I...
Me: You know you can't do that! What if you accidently killed Al? Then you may never get written again because I would have a lack of incentive to write the next chapter.
Nightmare: I know! I know! I was being careful! I never set foot in it myself, I just gave Putnam a hand...
Me: And he could have killed her!
Nightmare: Putnam? Never. He's far too enamoured with his creator to hurt her physically. Emotionally maybe, but never physically.
Me: *rolls eyes* You shouldn't be hurting her at all.
Nightmare: But its fun! You know that better than any of these stupid people you keep up here. Besides, the physical part is all that matters....
Me: You... you..... fjdksfdksgsdgf JERK!
Nightmare: what'd I do?
Me: You're conceited and full of yourself and preppy and sexist and...
Nightmare: slow down.... slow down... you wrote me that way remember?
Me: *takes a deep breath* I know... I know... just... be less like yourself off the paper, ok?
Nightmare: I will struggle with the task, but it may be worth the effort.
Harry Potter: Hello Muggles.
Me: get out.
Harry: What'd I do?
Nightmare: I ask myself that a lot too...
Harry: Who are you?
Nightmare: Voldermort's teacher of the dark arts.
Harry: So YOU taught him how to kill people?
Nightmare: yes.
Me: Wait, what? You weren't even created when those books were written!
Nightmare: That didn't mean I didn't exist. I was always waiting there in your mind and you know it.
Me: I know what ELI means...
Nightmare: good girl. The light and the dark always have balance.
Me: If you're trying to convince me not to kill you at the end of the book, you're doing a good job.
Nightmare: Thank you creator.
Me: You know, after what you just said, calling me creator is blasphemy.
Nightmare: I know, but that does not change your position from my perspective.
Me: You're starting to sound like my physics teacher.
Nightmare: and this is where I take my leave. *leaves*
Harry: Harry potter, I'm harry potter, harry, harry potter...
Me: Shut it before I get Snape on your sorry little wizard butt.
Harry: Snape doesn't scare me.
Me: You haven't met my re-write of snape.
Harry: *apparates*

Putnam: *raises arms in the air* THANK THE DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!
Me: *stares at Putnam like he's mad* O.o What the he-.
Putnam: *chuckles* I was making fun of the statment of me beco..."
Esther: ... awkward... just like that little funny skit my bud and i made about Persephone and Hades!! It's kinda weird... i mean Putnam, that's like Christian or Brad or Peter or Brian or *deep breath* Denard... ESPECIALLY BRIAN OR BRAD!! *shudder* only brian's more like putnam, only he isn't exactly evil... just flirts to much
Brian: I do not!!! *proud look* really you notice?
Iris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHH-!
Brian: *to desperate and trying to be hot voice* Hey Iris
Iris: *Glare at Brian* *throw flower pot at him*
Brian: WTF???? that doesn't even have to do with this!!!
Iris: Yes it does, it have a flower in it, i control plants, *throw poop at him*
Brian: *wipe face* what did THAT have to do with this?
Iris: It was furtilizer for the flower, it just hit you, too... killed two birds with one stone... if only you were dead.
Esther: Yeaaaaaaaaa.......... i guess that's sorta similar.... ish

Trevor: she really does... I should go visit her in those dreams of hers... it would be interesting to see what ensues when two good people are presen..."
Esther: Hehe... i wish Harry Potter would invade these things for mine... all i get is...
Brad: Wazup people?
Esther: *sigh*
All Characters and Esther(Iris, Peter, Jack, Caren, Beck, Cris, Christian... ect Holy crap i have a lot of character): SHUT UP AND LEAVE BRAD!!!
Brad: What did I ever even do? You just started to write in me then boom! everyone hates me
Esther: I dono, we just need someone to take it all out on, might as well be the book fail...
Brad: Wait... before you mind beat me up again, im tecically not a book fail anymore... you deleted me.
Esther: Oh crap I did..
All Character: ESTHER YOU MORAN!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW???
Esther: One, i made you, i can delete all ur stories too, second, there's always wendy and peter
Beck: But peter's like 5 and wendy's like 9! plus they get teased in their book... it makes us feel bad
Esther: Awww... Beck's got a heart!
Peter: I'm 8!!
Beck: That's still pretty young
Wendy: I'm the same age as Esther!
Beck: REally??? Well... we dooooo need someone to tease...
Esther: Plus i stopped letting you guys come in here a while ago
Everyone but Wendy and Peter; GET OUT!!!
Wendy and Peter: FINE!!! Just wait for the day when she kicks you guys all out too!! well laugh in your face from the trashcan!!

Trevor: That is somewhat surprising, especially considering I knew what first base was.
Me: Yeah, how'd you find out about that?
Trevor: I can't really remember... I kinda blocked it out... I think some guys at school were talking about it.
Me: I see.
Nightmare: *watching the scene in Al's head take place through magic* What? No! You fool! What are you apologising for??!!
Me: He tried to kill her. Or should I say you tried to kill her.
Nightmare: no, what? Oh, whatever. Anyways, if he was going to apologise, he should have at least taken some flowers or something.
Me: I'm not sure that would help.
Trevor: Do you think Al likes flowers?
Me: I have no idea.
Nightmare: This is all trivial. I must go speak with that fool Putnam immediately.
Me: NO KILLING AL!
Nightmare: don't worry. It's just a man to man talk.
Trevor: eh?
Me: Ick. Not going there. Anyways, I'm happy you don't try to kill me.
Nightmare: That would be incredibly idiotic. The death of you would result in the loss of a perfectly good free apartment.
Me: I should start charging you rent.
Nightmare: Do you want to die?
Me: No.
Nightmare: I think you catch my drift. *disappears*
Trevor: So! About Al-
Me: What's got you so caught on about her lately.
Trevor: Hmmm... nothing...
Me: Oh god no. Aren't you still dating Eli? In my head at least?
Trevor: No... she's going out with Alec. She always has in the head of yours.
Me: Oh... I'm sorry.
Trevor: It's alright. There are less depressed fish in the sea.
Me: *chuckles* There are also crazies.
Trevor: Insanity is a matter of perspective and a failure to conform.
Me: Wow, you've given this serious thought, haven't you?
Trevor: Yes. Now, do you think Al likes flowers?

Beck: *roll eyes*
Esther *random mood swing* SHUT UP!! YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!
Beck:Gosh! I didn't even say anything! don't have a panic attack!
Esther: NOW YOU SAID SOMETHING SO SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!
Beck: *looks at sky* someones got a little-
Esther: You say temper and I'll kill you!
Beck: -temper...

Me: TREVOR!!!!!!!!!!!
Trevor: *comes running* Yes creator.
Me: I hate it when people call me that.
Trevor: Oh. What do you want us to call you?
Me: By my name.
Trevor: Which is?
Me: For crying out loud! You guys roam around my brain, enter deep dark parts I can't even mentally access, and you don't know what my name is?
Trevor: You go by many names.
Me: I... oh well I suppose that is true. I did have multiple personality disorder at one point...
Trevor: exactly.
Me: Ok... Amanda.
Trevor: Ok, Amanda.
Me: dammit, now that sounds funny.
Trevor: ok, whatever, I have... things... to do. What was it that you wanted?
Me: What was it now... something you asked earlier...
Trevor: You found out if Al likes flowers!!!!! *gets far too happy*
Me: I don't know if I wanna tell you now.
Trevor: PLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: awww well... a part of me actually wants to write out the scene you're invisioning.
Trevor: Really? You're rather strange. Anyways, did you find out?!
Me: yeah... she likes roses, sunflowers, and lilies, that sort of thing.
Trevor: OMG I have an awesome idea!
Me: Do tell.
Trevor: *whispers into my ear*
Me: Got it.
Eli: hello. What's happening in this space?
Trevor: Nothing.
Eli: *raises eyebrow* What are you doing Trevor? I know you better than that. At least, I thought I did.
Me: Really, Eli, it's nothing that should concern you.
Eli: ok. *leaves*
Me: You know what Trevor?
Trevor: What?
Me: We may need to get Nightmare to help us.
Trevor: *gets very angry* Why.
Me: To keep Putnam and Buxton from... getting in the way.
Trevor: I thought she hated them.
Me: I'm not so sure...
Trevor: Oh... Well... let's try my idea first before we meddle.
Me: Aren't we meddling already?
Trevor: Just write the scene.
Me: Alright, alright!

Beck: Well duh! You probably have to start reading their books for it to make sense...
Esther: Ok, ok, stop harasing me...

Beck: *sigh/groun* hurry up and write!
Esther: I wrote your's two days ago! It's Iris's turn!
Iris: Yes!
Beck: *mockingly* Yea, she gets to have a heart to heart talk with Frimy
Iris: Crap!
Beck: And then she gets to-
Esther: SHUT UP!! NOT UNTIL IM DONE WITH IT! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THAT PART YET!
Iris: WHAT!!! Gosh... how come Beck gets to know everything?
Beck: Because I rock like that
Esther and Iris: Sure....
Beck: I can still kill you!
Iris: Dude, You're a liquid-ist, I'm a planter, you'll just make me stronger moron
Beck: Ya, and liquid-ists and planters are supposed to like each other, and liquid-ists and flamers are supposed to hate each other, I broke both of those rules... plus Mom and Dad broke the last one!
Esther: *headpalm* Maybe i should stop telling Beck everything...
Iris: Well dur! I know what's going to happen in her book but not mine
Esther: That's the thing... Beck's book is the only one I've got planned... sorta-sh... urs is more fun to write because i don't know the ending yet!
Beck: What?!?!?!
Iris: Haha!
Esther: *chuckle chuckle*
Beck: SHUT UP!!!
Esther: I just want to finish urs to I can start Cris's... now her's is going to be interesting... And Caren's
Cris: Yes!
Caren: Yes!

Trevor: tell me what?
Me: nothing.
Trevor: what?
Me: *zips lips shut*
Trevor: ugh... fine. So... have you written that scene yet???
Me: ugh... no...
Trevor: why not!
Me: cuz I had to wait to see how Al would react.
Trevor: You told her!?
Me: no.
Trevor: phew. Ok, good.
Me: do you want me to write it now?
Trevor: Yes!
Me: ok, ok *writes*
Al was sitting in a dark room. She was thinking, simply thinking, podering the questions of life and the universe. She didn't hear when Trevor entered the room. He hid around the corner and watched her for a minute. His breath caught in his throat. She was so beautiful, even in the dim light.
Trevor blew on the palm of his hands and a wave of glowing yellow sparkles drifted over to where Al was sitting. They twirled around her and tickled her nose until she opened her eyes. The dim lights glowed in the air as Al glanced around the room. The sparkles spun around her once more, catching her attention, then returned to the end of the room where Trevor stood. He tried his hardest to look cool and swallow down the nervousness that froze him to the spot.
Al's eyes widened in surprise at first, then softened with happy crinkles at the edge. She smiled and made to stand up.
"No, don't get up," said Trevor. "I have something for you."
Trevor built up the courage to walk over to where Al was sitting and sat down across from her. Al held the same countenance, but there was a question in her eyes.
"Watch..." Trevor whispered. And Al watched.
Trevor swirled his hands around in a circle. His hands began to glow a cheerful green and a shape began to form within them. The shape was a pot. Trevor stopped twirling his hands and held the pot out in front of Al.
"Blow on it," Trevor instructed. Al did, and her breath sparkled white over the pot. The light danced in Trevor's jade green eyes as he leaned over the pot towards Al. Slowly but surely, something green erupted from the soil within the pot lighting up the two's faces. It grew and grew into a stem until it erupted into tiny blue buds.
Al had her breath held in anticipation. Trevor blinked and his eyes glowed bright green. He whispered something in a language Al didn't understand. The buds suddenly spun open into blue star shaped blooms that twinkled with starlight. The centers burned with the fire of daylight. Al gasped.
Trevor reached across and took hold of Al's hand, bringing it up to one side of the pot.
"For you," Trevor whispered and held his breath, afraid to hear Al's reaction.
Me: Hmmm... I wonder if Al will like them.
Nightmare: I imagine she will. Trevor is quite the charmer.
Me: Indeed he is, Nightmare... Indeed he is...
Nightmare: Am I a charmer?
Me: You can be if you want to be.
Nightmare: Will I ever be able to charm anyone?
Me: Well...

Me: We have to do something.
Alec: I head the ruckuss... you scream loudly in your brain.
Me: Shut up.
Trevor: Enough guys. Alec, can Clockwork get us into Putnam's brain?
Alec: *goes into a trance* Don't need her. I can do it. But there's going to be nothing blocks.
Trevor: Shit.
Me: Why don't we just ask Nightmare to help?
Trevor: errr that's going to take too long...
Nightmare: *randomly appears in a swirl of electric blue* For Al, I will help.
Trevor: Ok, let's go.
Me: *whispers* Thanks Seth.
Nightmare: You're welcome creator.
Me: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that.
Alec: *whispers something illegible while his eyes glow purple*
*all are transferred to Putnam's mind. The room is dark and dank, and Al is strapped to the table, unconscienious. Putnam stands alone in the corner, and turns towards them when he hears them fall into the room.*
Alec: Putnam, step away from the table.
Trevor: AL!!!! *rushes over to Al*
Me: *grabs his arm* Wait, it could be a trap.
Nightmare: *mutters in latin with glowing eyes, his hands bleeding*
*the room feels with harsh flouresent light*
Nightmare: You're good.
Me: *let's go of Trevor*
Putnam: *rushes to stop Trevor*
Alec: I don't think so. *tackles Putnam to the ground and knocks him out into the dream world.*
Nightmare: I'll go keep him busy. *disappears*
Trevor: Al! AL!!!! Can you hear me! Al!!!!! *cries*
Me: Let me see... *slaps Al straight across the face*
Trevor: that's not going to work.
Me: It works in movies!
Trevor: *glares* Here. *uses a knife on the table to cut a slit in his finger. Then carefully cuts a slit in Al's arm. Touches the two together* Blood for life and blood for dreams, what appears is not as it seems. By the blood that binds this soul, clean it through and resume control. *passes out*
Me: Trevor?
Al:???

Beck: Maye you shouldn't be so lazy and just-
Esther: SHUT UP!!!

Me: Alec.
Alec: Shit.
Me: Not good.
Trevor: AL!
Nightmare: *appears running out of thin air with a snapping sound* No, you're not. *grabs Putnam from behind and runs his own finger along Putnam's collar bone, and unleashes the finger of death where they meet.*
Putnam: *collapses to the ground screaming*
Trevor: *runs over and gets Al out of the way*
Me: Alec, get us out of here.
Alec: I can't. Not while Nightmare has the finger of death in Putnam.
Me: Strange how your plot ideas stab you in the back.
Alec: what?
Trevor: Just get us out! NOW!
Alec: hold on. *eyes go purple* Everyone grab onto me!
Nightmare: I'll stay and deal with Putnam.
Me: he can die.
Nightmare: no, he cannot unfortunately. Although, Al, you really should lock him in a cage.
Putnam: *spazams on the floor*
Me: Whatever. Just keep him stuck in here.
Nightmare: I shall try.
Alec: Grab my freaking hand!
Me: *grabs*
*all except for Putnam and Nightmare are transported to Al's mind where they encounter Richard... I mean Charlie.* *OH! and Alec is passed out on the ground*

Esther: Wow... this is really entertaining now that i sorta understand this!
Beck: You still have to read the crazies..
Esther: Srry alec! i will... i just have to finish what kastle has so far!

I'll write a little later if I get this damn Physics lab done...


Esther: Ya... i read the first chapter of crazies, happy?
Beck: not really...
Esther: ug! what?
Beck: You only read one chapter!
Esther: since when did you stop harrasing me about writing ur story, and start harrasing me about reading other pples?

Beck: *shruggles* she could be insane and be like you forgot the THE or she just felt like yelling it...
Esther: Whatever...
Iris: So who's today's?
Esther: *points at Iris*
Iris: *excited*
Esther: I know it's not you
Iris: *disapointed*
Beck: *happy*
Esther: *points at Beck* not you either
Beck: awwww...
Esther: I think it's Angel...
Angel: Yey!
Esther: wow... first time on here...
Angel: Huh? Oh yea... right... whatever...
Esther: *sigh...* all the characters are nicer in the book...

Esther: Well... i feel better now...
Beck: Wow you actually aren't being sarcastic!
Esther: Oh My- i am!!! *runs around screaming* the world is coming an end! eat the tables!
Angel: *staring* *whispers to beck* is she always like this?
Beck: *rolls eyes at esther* yea pretty much
Esther: *bits table and all teeth fall out/chip* dang it! i knew i should have practiced!
((hehehe... inside joke with me and ma buds...))

Beck: Yeaaaaaaaa... whaaaaaaattttttttttssssssss witttttttthhhhhhhhhhhh thhhhheeeeeeeeee strrrrreaaaaaaatttttchhhhhhhhhhhhhheddddddddd woorrrdssssssss??????????/
Esther: ... *sigh...*
Angel: *whispers* is she always like this?
Esther: If you mean irritating and loves to annoy, yes. and you don't have to whisper ya know... we can all hear you.
Beck: Yea, because esther's brain is so hollow that everything echos!
Esther: *headpalm* gosh you suck
Beck: Just doing my job hun... by the way, who's today?
Esther: I think Caren...
Caren: "Yey!"

Caren: "I should kill you..."
Iris: Yey!!!
Esther: You're tomorrow though, Caren...

Iris: What?
Esther: Read your new chapter
Iris: Why?
Esther: Just do it.
Beck: Where! How!
Esther: This is why I'm going to ki- whoops...
Beck: What? I don't remember knowing that!
Esther: That's because I never let you... that's the secret about Gifted Streak I hide the most!!! well... actually it's the last book in the second to last series, and the last book...
Beck: Well I do know that im gonna have a little sis!
Esther: Yea... but you don't know where you're going to be in that book! And who your little sis is going to be!
Beck: I know she's-
Esther: Shut up! I deleted it rememeber?
Beck: Oh yea... where am i in the part she's-
Esther: *sigh* ... it's still deleted...
Iris: *finished reading chapter* Oh My-!
Esther: As my bud says, No French!!!
Beck: French?
Esther: I dono... that's what she calls cussing... she's almost as weird as I am...
Iris: I can't believe he's-
Esther: Yea i know right!!! I was thinking, that I should make him a bigger character, and that he's... oh wait... that's in a different GTKYC...
Beck: GTKYC?
Esther: Get to know your character
Iris: Are you talking about how you said I was going to get knocked up?
Esther: You're not going to! You'll be married, THEN you'll get knocked up
Iris: So it's going to be-?
Esther: Im not even SURE im going to have you older than 18 in the series!
Iris: But that does mean that we're...?
Esther: Ya...
Peter: Awkward... *whispers to esther*
Esther: Im' sorry!!! It had to be in there!!!
Peter: *whispers more*
Esther: Don't worry... you'll have time... maybe during the dance... no it is going to be during the dance.
Peter: That's in like two chapters right?
Esther: It's going to be in the end of the third chapter, and you explaining it in the fourth
Peter: So.. you have four books... that'll be... in like a 16 days! yey!!!
Esther: c... this is why I made you nerd in the book...
Peter: Well thanks!
Esther: Ur welcome... and no... not 16... im writing two chapters today... maybe three... so you have like 4! because if i do two, im doing two the next time!
Peter: Crap you
Esther: thanks!

Nightmare: glad to see that you're back.
Me: Not quite.
Nightmare: Oh... should I...
Me: No, no, you're alright.
Nightmare: What is it then?
Me: ugh... I think it's school. It's killing me.
Nightmare: How so?
Me: I hate my physics teacher, and I dunno... I guess I just see the greater potential in life than being stuck in class all day.
Nightmare: That's brutal.
Me: yeah.
Nightmare: but hey, you entered that contest for a chance at getting published.
Me: yeah... but really... I don't even know if they'll publish it.
Nightmare: I'm sure they'll love it. I could always go visit them at night... *thinks deviously*
Me: No. That won't help at all.
Nightmare: Then what do you think will?
Me: for the contest? Nothing. Just hope, and pride in what I write.
Nightmare: about the... breakdown thing. We had to like change a few lightbulbs in here... you blew like a million.
Me: oh, sorry about that.
Nightmare: So what are you going to do about it?
Me: I dunno. I really dunno. I'm losing my grip on reality.
Nightmare: Psh. Screw reality.
Me: Yeah, like you can say anything about that. You're not even real.
Nightmare: yes I am, and you know it.
Me: sigh. yes, I know. I'm sorry.
Alec: Hi. What's happening here? Is she better yet?
Me: Hmmm... maybe you're the problem.
Alec: what?
Me: Maybe I'm more alone than I thought.
Nightmare: Psh! Who needs a guy! You've got us! *actually looks at his son affectionately and creeps the hell out of me*
Me: Guys. I'm talking to two really hot guys my brain made up. I need someone I can actually poke. *pokes Alec, and hand goes straight through him*
Nightmare: so you're choosing him over me now, is that what you're saying?
Me: No, yes, no... well, at least he's my own age.
Alec: OMG. You have a crush on my FATHER!
Me: No I don't.
Alec: You so do.
Me: *grumbles*
Nightmare: Ugh... I'm leaving.

*shudders*
Al, that was amazing btw.

and awww I'm sorry sunshine. I'd share, but that's really really hard.
now... aww shit... Must decide... work on poem or talk with Nightmare....
Ah... poem wins. I can talk with Nightmare later.

Beck: Dono...
Esther: i wasn't talking to u!
Beck: Nag nag nag...

Nightmare's nagging to speak at the back of my mind, but I have him caged for the time being.

Sidney: Why's Buxton getting hurt!
Me: Don't worry, he deserved it.
Sidney: No he didn't!
Me: Excuse me?
Sidney: He's just as evil as Putnam.
Me: Go to your room.
Sidney: I have a room? *disappears*
Trevor: Is... is Al alright?
Me: Yeah, she seems fine.
Trevor: Are... are you alright?
Me: You've seen better than anyone how it's been up here. I'll let you answer that yourself.
Trevor: Oh... well things have gotten a little better. You let the sunshine in the other day.
Me: yeah I suppose.
Nightmare: and Wednesday's your birthday.
Me: It is.
Nightmare: You'll be turning 17. Same age as Alec.
Me: I might make him 18 now just because you said that.
Nightmare: Hey. Don't start making me any older.
Me: *sigh* Maybe that's why 17 feels different. Everything's always Alec's fault.
Alec: Hey!
Me: I'm sorry.
Alec: Hey, I'm kinda a thorn in your side. The character you want and you need, but don't really want in the story.
Me: No, I want you in the story. People love you more than Trevor.
Trevor: What?
Me: Who cares! Al likes you. Do you really need more than that?
Trevor: *blushes* No.
Me: I thought not.
Nightmare: We should throw you a party.
Alec: Yeah! and have a midnight show and everything.
Me: Will Doctor Who be there?
The 11th Doctor: *the 11th Doctor walks in* I want apples. I have a craving for apples.
Me: OMG *dies*
Nightmare: Who the hell are you?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor!
Nightmare: You're way too cheery.
Alec: *whispers* No, look at his eyes. There's an ancient pain in them. Just like in yours Seth. *end whisper*
Nightmare: I really wish you'd call me Dad sometime.
Alec: Why the hell would I do that? You tried to kill me!
Nightmare: *shrugs* Doesn't change anything.
Alec: errrr! *disappears*
Doctor: Is... uh... is she going to be ok?
Nightmare: Oh, she'll be fine... after she makes out with you and runs off to distance planets with you in her dreams for a few hours.
Doctor: eh.... BYE! *disappears*
Me: *wakes up* I don't think of him that way you know.
Nightmare: I know. You think that way about me.
Me: Out. Now.
Nightmare: I'll get my chance someday... when you're lonely... and everyone's dust but me... I'll always still be here... waiting... *fades into distance*
Me: *shudders*

*disappears to Guides*

Me: I can't believe she doesn't know what Guides is.
Eli: It's that thing I was in in my horrific childhood, yes?
Me: Yeah, but it was one of the good things about your childhood.
Trevor: What's Guides?
Me: Girl Guides.
Trevor: Huh?
Me: *sigh* In the states, they're called Girl Scouts, but they're distictly different from Scouting.
Trevor: Ah. Hey, I don't think Al likes me anymore.
Me: The blasphemy! What makes you think so?
Eli: Get a life.
Me: Get some happiness.
Eli: Shut up. *leaves*
Trevor: There's like two guys fighting over her in her brain when I went to go see her.
Me: Oh... well she did want to talk about you before Richard showed up.
Trevor: Really?
Me: yes. Can't you read child?
Trevor: no, you never taught me how to do that.
Me: Oh.
Trevor: *rushes over to Al's mind to whisk her away into euphoria while the two grown men are fighting*
Me: Oh dear. I wonder if Richard is actually a grown man...

Me: Gosh Al! He is quite something.
Trevor: *kicks me*
Me: Ow!
Putnam: moan
Beck: I'm not that bad... it's just virual pain... sorta
Esther: No, you're ok...
Beck: REally??/ I have to work harder...
Esther: ... It's mainly Christian... and Brad, whenever he shows up
Beck: Ikr? The guy you made for the book and the guy here are completely different. The one from the book is nice, funny and the one here is...
Brad: *gay voice* Hey gals what's up?
Beck: ... Totally gay