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Casey
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Jan 01, 2010 07:17PM

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"let her become a vampire"
"What?! EWWWW! No!"
"Ugggh. Why not?"
"Because."
"are you afraid ofcommitment?"
"no..."
"are you afraid she'll play baseball better than you?"

by the way, I love those vid. Lotr, spiderman three, and Thransformers Revenge of the Fallen are the best. I haven't seen the twilight one.

I actually rolled on the floor laughing for the gazzilion abbs part. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Vampires don't sparkle."
"They do in my world."
"Uuggh, I think I'm gunna be sick."
LAWL!!!

"Okay Bella, I'm sorry about this-"
"Too late, I'm already a vampire. LET'S GO EAT SOME PEOPLE!! WAHOO!!!"
I never thought I'd say this, but GO, BELLA, GO!! YOU EAT THOSE PEOPLE!

Non other fandom ending. Bella realized how much of a prick, airhead, and complete moron she has been, dumps Eddiekins, (not before she has contacted some vampire hunters to get rid of some sparklypires and kicking him in his marble balls) goes to college and counseling, becomes a lawyer for abused and battered women (if she is so freaking smart she might as well do something with it), and later marries Jacob (who never turned into a pervert and stayed his cool book 1 and 2 self). Much later in life they have one or two kids, but Bella keeps working as a Lawyer. Jacob on the other hand takes over as sheriff for the town of Forks.



http://hiruda.deviantart.com/art/A-si...
I rest my case."
OMFG. *is visibly disturbed*


But the one in post 23? Welllllll... it's not, like, super dirty or anything, but I wouldn't suggest clicking the link if your parents are really strict. Just so you know.


1) Hehe, that video was so funny. But you have to wonder why she becomes a vampire at the end. That would have been such a great ending, I'm serious. It would be the one where the reader shuts the book, their eyebrow twitching, then openining it back up again just to check it really ended like that.
2) That's a pretty awesome pic, but it reminded me of a YukixKyo (Fruits Basket) pic I saw once. WORST COUPLE EVER!!
Except for LukexAsch, KratosxZelos, KratosxRegal, KratosxRaine, KratosxGenis, KratosxYuan, and KratosxLloyd.