Man Convicted of Being Naked in Front of His Window

[RandomAnthony]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34483145/...

averts eyes as he passes your places of residence

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Timothy Baclit testified that he woke up around 5 a.m. to go to work and found saw Williamson walking around "naked ... with a hard hat."

Is that a euphemism?

[RandomAnthony]

Heh....well done, librarian...I almost mentioned the "stiffer punishment" comment...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

HAH!

[Mary]

There were several amusing double entendres in that article. Aside from "stiffer punishment", I also enjoyed the use of the word "prong".

But that's just me.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I'm sure the reporter was having fun with this.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

*snerk*

[[deleted user]]

I would be arrested on a daily basis if those kinds of laws were enforced around here.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

(makes a mental note never to walk past Gus' house...)

[Lori]

Misha, let's face it, Americans are prudes of the world.

I don't know, Jackie, maybe we do want to walk past Gus' house? Heidi? We need a full report of Gus' studliness....

[RandomAnthony]

Could we get on that google earth thing and peek into Gus' window?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

And just how much an expert on Gus IS Heidi, that she would know this?

:::twiddles thumbs, looks at watch, wonders where The Heidi is:::

[Sally, la reina]

Didn't The Heidi say goodbye for a week or so because she was going home to be with family?

[Heidi]

I don't know about Gus walking around nekkid in his home, but I'm sure his wife Jaime could tell us about it.

I would be in trouble too, if I didn't have a roommate now. :(

[Kevin]

i try not to deliberately walk directly in full view of all windows but i do NOT do the belly crawl under windows (carpet burn) while being unclothed but occasionally if no one is home (except my wife and we are playing Angie Dickinson - Police Woman)i may dash from one room to the next whilst looking for my fav sweatpants. btw - i think the word NUDE sounds more pervy than NAKED

[RandomAnthony]

I think it's awesome that Kevin brings up Angie Dickinson every now and then. He digs her.

http://images.tvrage.com/shows/5/4855...

[[deleted user]]

I love the fact that Kevin plays "Police Woman" with his wife. I wonder what kind of pat-down his Police Woman wife performs on him, or what kind of Miranda rights she reads him...

You have the right to remove my lace thong with your teeth, your dirty perp...

I could go on if you like...

[Sarah]

Maybe she reads his Carmen Miranda rights. Then things would get really exciting.



"Is that a banana in your pocket?"

[Félix]

That made my day, Sarah.

[Kevin]

i sing Don't Cry For Me Argentina at the top of my lungs while i am being cuffed

[[deleted user]]

Kevin...you kinky fucker you.

[RandomAnthony]

Fruit hats are awesome. I can't think of a situation in which a fruit hat does not make me feel better.

[Sarah]

On yourself, or others?

[Sally, la reina]

I can imagine your students enjoy it when you bust out your fruit hat.

[RandomAnthony]

Anybody. Fruit hats rule.

Then the bats would be happy, and I would do a fruit hat dance with the bats, Bollywood-style, while they swirled around my head and ate the fruit.

[Félix]

The fruit flys get really annoying, though.

[[deleted user]]

Wearing a fruit hat during sex would be spectacular. Because once you're done with all your sweaty love makin', you could recoup your lost energy and calories with some delicious pineapple, straight from your fruit hat.

Me thinks I need to market that concept for 2010. An infomercial would definitely sell the hell out of this product.

[Kevin]

RandomAnthony wrote: "Fruit hats are awesome. I can't think of a situation in which a fruit hat does not make me feel better."

my fav comment of the day. maybe be the week with #31 a close second !!!

[Kevin]

i like wearing a fruit hat to funerals. with a dark leisure suit and white socks with black shoes. then whenever anyone stares i go:

"What? He loved fruit"

[Sarah]

This approach worked for Kevin until he crashed the funeral of Lloyd The Lifelong Bananaphobe*.



*That's bananaphobe. For bananaphone, go here:

[Kevin]

actually it was not the banana that caused the ruckus. Lloyd actually had a glass eye and was of course displayed with his eyes closed. when one of the grapes fell off my hat an elderly lady spotted it and thinking it was george's fake orb got swoony and semi-fainted into the casket which rolled forward into the organ player who inadvertently placed her hands onto the keyboard in exactly the charge of the light brigade chords and well, that is really when the wheels came off the funeral

[Sarah]

The odd thing is that he's speaking literally about the wheels on the funeral. They were one of the first customers of the new Hearsebus Corporation, which cuts down on your expenses by cutting out the funeral parlor. The entire funeral is held in the bus on the way to the graveside, cutting out those lengthy motorcades.

Unfortunately, Ted the Mechanic had forgotten to tighten all the lugnuts when he replaced the bus's hubcaps with custom rims.

[Félix]

*weeps for Lloyd*

[Kevin]

...which of course had been recently customized by Xzibit in an episode called Pimp My Parlor.

[Sarah]

Needless to say, the family is suing Hearsebus, MTV, Kevin, and Dole.

[Kevin]

the banana company - not bob

[Sally, la reina]

I thnk it is funny that Kevin is naked in a fruit hat in another thread. not this thread.

[Félix]

Where's the naked peanut butter?

[Kevin]

FYI - we do have a Hearsebus for sale now