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The Get To Know Your Character Game - The Sky is the Limit!

Voice:Whats a bridezilla?
Me:I thought I told you to leave?
Voice:You did but I came back.
Me:-sarcasticly-Joy.
Voice:So what is a bridezilla?
Me:Nothing.
voice:than why did you call Joan one?
Me:I don't know.
Voice:Any way do you think you and your charaters are invited to the wedding?
Me:I don't think so. Joan has a lot of friends and we are just some people she meet. we are not important enough to go to her wedding.
Voice:I bet it will be a beautiful wedding.
Me:For a beautiful couple. I'm not going to the wedding but I'm still crying.
Voice:Its ok I would cry if I could.
Me:You can pretend that the prison is the King's dungeon and they are ordered to come to the wedding and Joel and Dreana have to come!

Joan: I don't care. It's my wedding, I can invite whomever I chose, my dad said so.
Me: Wow, isn't that threatening? No you can't. I created you, and your story, you can't invite them.
Joan: Evil.
Me: -sighs and throws up hands- Look, they can't come. You can't change my mind.
Joan: -glares at me-
Nathan: -pulls Joan away from me- It's no use. She won't budge.
Dreana: Fine. Too bad.
Joel: You're giving up?
Dreana: Maybe.
Joel: You are! Wow. I thought you...wait, no you can...you tried to before.
Dreana: It's not my fault that it's going to be impossible to escape!
Joel: I'll find a way.
Me: -waves to them- Yoohoo! I'm still here. My answers not going to change by ignoring me.
Me: I don't know, Kenz. Maybe you will be so depressed by the fact that they are ignoring you that you will add what they want and they will talk to you and you will be a happy as a chipmunk who just had caffeine again!
Maria: Why would a chipmunk have caffeine? They only eat acorns.
Me: That is a myth!
Maria: I have seen it with my own eyes.
Me: Really? Then explain Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Maria: Oh yeah.
Maria: Why would a chipmunk have caffeine? They only eat acorns.
Me: That is a myth!
Maria: I have seen it with my own eyes.
Me: Really? Then explain Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Maria: Oh yeah.

Joan: You will.
Me: Will not.
Joan: Will.
(Joel and Dreana plug their ears)
Me: Not.
Joan: Will.
Me: Not.
Joan: Will.
Me: Not.
Joan: Will.
Me: Not.
Joan: Will.
Me: Not.
Nathan: -yells- BE QUIET!
Me: Nathan, Kenzie will never be quiet. She is like a bee. No offense.

Nathan: I just wanted them to stop arguing. Not necessarily be quiet.
Joan: Oh.
Joel: So, when will you write more of us? I know you haven't for a while.
Me: Sorry, major writer's block!
Joel: That again.
Joan: Us too?
Me: Yes, sorry. Hopefully I can get back to writing soon.
Me: Well, a bee never stops buzzing, and that is kinda like you, Kenz.

Me:-crying-I want to go to the wedding. I want to see Nathan and Joan be happy for ever more.
Voice:I know but you are not invited.
Me:Not yet.
Voice:What are you thinking?
Me:-looks around- nothing.
voice:-rolls eyes-this can't be good.
Lena:Hello?, is any one here?
Voice:I'm here.
Lena:Who are you?
voice:I don't know.
Lena:Ok?
Lena:How did I get here?
Voice:I don't know.
Me:You must be Lena.
Lena:Yes?, who are you?
Me:Rainy. I created you.
Lena:Really?
Me:Yes.
Lena:Well than I have a bone to pick with you.
Me:Why?
Lena:You made my life miserable.
Me:Thats how it is. Its the story.
Lena:I don't care if its the story or if you are god, it doesn't gives you no right to ruin my life.
Me:-turns and looks at voice-told you. anger, frustration, denail, fear, deep depression.
Voice:I can see that.
Lena:My mid life crisis is all your f-
Me:You are only eleven, you can't have a mid life crisis.
Lena:Do you think I care?!
Me:No.
Lena:Rainy I just met you and I dislike you termendisly.
Me:Story of my life.
Voice:You have a story too?
Me-rolls eyes-

Joan: -thinking- Did I invite her?
Me: No.
Joan: Oh, sorry Rainy! You're invited!
Me: No! She can't come! Look I really want them to be able to come but they can't! It's impossible! You and Nathan are fictitious characters!
Nathan: Are you saying we aren't real?
Joan: -looks over Nathan- You look pretty real to me.
Me: -sighs- Look, you guys aren't real. I created you.
Joan: That explains a lot. Why couldn't you have made my life easier?
Me: If I did that my story would be boring.
Joan: So that gives you the right to ruin my life?
Nathan: -sad- You don't like your life?
Joan: -turns to Nathan- Oh, no! I love you! It's just that...I wish everything was easier for us.
Nathan: Oh. Phew! I thought...
Joan: No! I love you! -turns to me- We are too real!
Me: No, you're not. I'm sorry.
Nathan: Then how are we here, with you.
Me: You're in my head.
Nathan: You keep all this -gestures to sofa, fire, comfy chairs, kitchen, bedroom, etc.- in your head?
Me: I can't help it. It won't leave.

Lena:Rainy if you are done talking to yourself, lets discuss a way to get me back home.
Me:I don't know how to get you back home. I can't even get myself home.
Voice:I can help you.
Me:-starts to cry-I don't need your help, I-I-I I just want to go back.
Voice:To your friends?
Me:Yes, but I know I will regret it later so just get it over with.
Voice:As you wish.
*there was a flash of light and than figures started to form.*
Sam, Knox, Henry, Jamie, and James:Rainy you are back!
Me:-rolling my eyes-I'm back.
Everyone:To stay?
Me:-rolling my eyes-To stay.
Voice:-in a hushed tone-Thats my girl.

Joan: Nothing is impossible.
Me: It will never happen.
Nathan: Never say never.
Me: They can't come guys, that's it, no more arguing.
Joan: -pouts- Fine, but I'm at least getting Maria to come to the wedding.
Me: Kassy's Maria? That's impossible!
Joan: No, although if you'd let her... -stares at me wide-eyed-
Me: -raises eyebrows- It's not happening.
Joan: Fine, but you have to let Maria come.
Me: Well, duh? Why wouldn't she come?
Joan: I don't know, but you'd make up a reason.
Me: She's coming.

Everyone:We can't believe you are back Rainy!
Me:-rolls eyes-neither can I.
Sam:Rainy while you were gone did you see Lawrenece?
Me:No Sam I didn't. I told you are not going to see him.
Sam:-looks sad-Ok.
Henry:Rainy can you get Angela off of me?
Me:Sorry Henry, not my charater not my fault.
Henry:HELP ME!!!!!!
Me:Dang it! She found a loophole! I sent her back to her own story, and then she popped into your conversation! I didn't realize I made her that clever...
Harold:Umm, who are you talking about?
Me:Oh, uh, Angela. She's one of my other characters. She's death.
Harold:O-kay...
Me:Long story. Hey, maybe I can get her back here! *shouts* ANGELA!!!!1
Angela:Wha-no! Why did you do that?
Me:Henry needed help.
Anglea:Help with what?
Me:Getting away from you. And remember, if you kill me, your trapped in this room forever. So is Harold.
Anglea:*sulks* fine.
Harold:Umm, who are you talking about?
Me:Oh, uh, Angela. She's one of my other characters. She's death.
Harold:O-kay...
Me:Long story. Hey, maybe I can get her back here! *shouts* ANGELA!!!!1
Angela:Wha-no! Why did you do that?
Me:Henry needed help.
Anglea:Help with what?
Me:Getting away from you. And remember, if you kill me, your trapped in this room forever. So is Harold.
Anglea:*sulks* fine.

Joan: I do. Family friend.
Nathan: Yeah, Maria...when are we going to see her again?
Me: -sighs- I don't know. You'll definitely see her at the wedding.
Joan: Good.

Sam:What is your bad?
Me:nothing.
Henry:RAINY GET ANGELA OFF ME!
Me:I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Henry:PLEASE!
Me:VERONICA!, PLEASE HELP US WITH ANGELA!
Sam:Who are you talking to?
Me:No one.
Henry:Rainy!
Jamie:What is going on here?
Me:Angela likes Henry, and Henry is going crazy.
Jamie:Where is she?, I don't see her.
Me:Veronica got her back I guess.
Henry:Rainy she is gone.
Me:-sarcasticly-Yeah
James:What are you guys talking about?
Everyone:Nothing.
James:-shrugs shoulders-MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rab - Where . . . am I?
Me - Here. I dunno where here is, but y'know, we're here.
Rab - *glances at feet distractedly* oh . . . my boots . . .
Me - What?
Rab - mud, again.
me - Oh yes, the mud . . . *laughs*
Rab - What are YOU laughing about? It isn't MY fault that you don't care about your appearance! And besides, you haven't had to deal with being a prince before, have you?
Me - Ummm... no. Why would I have?
Rab - Never mind. *Glances about* Well . . . how long do we have to stay here?
Me - Until I am done writing, at least . . .
Rab - Oh, great. How nice.
And... that was terrible, and it hardly captured my cat's personality... ah well! =p

Arwan: Jasmine. Not Jazzy.
Me: She signs her diary Jazzy....
Jasmine: Whatever. Call me whatever.
Me: Anyway, they're from my newest story, Beyond the Gates.
Arwan: The gates of impending doom?
Me: Uhhhh...sure.
Jasmine: I can't believe Nayati broke though them! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM!
Me: We need a plot line! A story with no plot is like a cake with no sugar.
Arwan: Use artificial sweetener.
Me:....Not what I meant.
Jasmine: *sigh* Some plot line...
Me: Ooooo it gets better *smiles*
Arwan and Jasmine: OH CRAP!

I think that in order to make use of better character development, I shall make a conversation between two of my characters WITHOUT me and see how it goes, ahaha...
Mei - interesting place, rather quiet...
Rab - Gah! I was here before, I remember it, but not with you, with some crazy person... It was like I hadn't seen her before, but somehow she knew me, and somehow it was like I knew her . . . and it ruined my boots. *glances downward* ah!! My boots, what happened?!
Mei - Your boots . . . they're always dirty. can ya get used to it already?
Rab - Fine, Ms. Pirate, you're one to talk . . .
Mei - What?
Rab - You, always dirty, at least after certain battles, and when you play with the children and get into mud pies . . .
Mei - At least I CAN do that stuff.
Rab - Princes have other obligations. I promise.
Mei - You . . . promise?
Rab - I promise.
Mei - such as buying fluffy coats?
Rab - Hey! I liked that coat! And you shouldn't have thrown it away, that was rather mean . . .
Mei - I told you already, I didn't do it!!!
Rab - say what you will . . .
Okay, that was weird . . . but I rather like that conversation more than the one between me and Rab . . . ah well, yay all the same!
Edit: That was lame because nobody knows my characters as well as I do, and I haven't even written this story yet . . . ah well, yay!!


Arwan: *taunting* I'm scaaaaaared....
Jasmine: I really am scared!
Me: Don't worry it's not for you; it's for the council.
Arwan:...the Council?
Jasmine: Oh crap....
Me: *nods*
Arwan: YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO ARIABOD OR ELSE I WILL FIND WHERE YOU SLEEP AND SLAY YOU!
Jasmine: WHOA! Calm down, Arwan! Your only making it worse!
Me: Seriously...how can you slay me?
Arwan: I have my ways...
Me: Ooooookay...
Jasmine: I don't have any weapons; just my wits!
Arwan: I could cook up a nice blade in like 10 seconds.
Me: What? Didn't know you could forge...
Jasmine: He can't. He's going to get a kitchen knife from my kitchen.
Me: BAAAD ARWAN!
Arwan: Sorry! Okay, maybe Jasmine will catch me before I do!

Theif: Do we even exist any more?
Me: *Sigh* Go away. I'm working on it.

Xana- I don't know
Me- Well I wasn't asking you. I sent you away a long time ago anyway
Xana- so what?
Me- It's rude to come back
Xana- So what? You haven't written about me in months, this is more fun
Me- Well, i've been caught up in other stories.
Xana- I'm just saying. We had something good going there.
Me- well, sorry, I've just forgot
Xana- Obviously. So until you start writing again, I'm staying here.
Me- whatever.

Arwan: Shut up.
Me: I wasn't going to bad mouth you.
Arwan: *glare*
Jasmine: Well I have met that one dude...what's his face...Calvin?
Me: You met Calvin? ...but he isn't very smart. He's rather...urm....impulsive. He likes to act before he thinks.
Jasmine: So glad your not like that Arwan.
Arwan: Please I am stressed right now.
Jasmine: I am too! But we all need to get off the author's case I mean she could very well kill us!
Me: NO! You guys are the main characters why would I kill you!?
Arwan: Dunno.
Me: Okay. People will die but they are not you two.
Jasmine: Will Nayati die?
Me: Still working on an ending....haven't gotten word from Tune Tune and Oracle in a while.
Jasmine and Arwan:...who!?!
Me: Never mind....

Me- Xana that's rude, eavesdropping on her conversation! Besides, that's not your story
Xana- So? I like killing people
Me- Your the good guy!
Xana- So? I'm a warrior too, remember? And anyways, you have something against good guys who like to kill people. Can't I be good and like killing things too?
Me- no. I made you.
xana- *sigh.*
Me- Anyway, what if it's a good person? Your a good guy, you don't kill other good guys.
Xana- It could be an accident
Me- *sigh* go away.
Xana- no.

Arwan: Who diiiieeeessss!?!?
Me: Arwan...why are you whining?
Jasmine: *siiiiigh*
Arwan: Okay fine. Who are some of the chosen ones then?
Jasmine: What? Chosen what?
Me: Chosen ones. They're to save Altantsetseg.
Jasmine: What? I didn't hear about this!
Me: Not yet anyway. I'll say right now that your one of them.
Jasmine: But...*bites lip*
Arwan: I'm supposed to...gather them or something?
Me: You'll see. Gosh at this rate, I got to get past my writer's block, huh?
Jasmine and Arwan: WRITER'S BLOCK!?
Arwan: If you need me I'll be here.

Me- You could say that, I suppose.
Xana- humph. Am I a chosen one?
Me- Again. Different Story
Xana- I could switch
Me- No you can't! You're mine!
Xana- *sniffs* you don't own me
Me- Well. I kinda do.
Xana- So?
Me- Well, if it makes you feel better, you are a Eroh, remember?
Xana- Oh yeah...
Me- kinda like a chosen one
Xana- yay

Joan: Finished?
Me: Your story! I wrote the whole thing! What did you think of the ending?
Joan: I was sad when you--
Me: Don't spoil it! Did you like it or not?
Joan: -pouts- Parts, yes, other parts, no. You had to! Why couldn't you have--
Me: Joan! -turns to Nathan- Did you like the ending at least?
Nathan: -shrugs- Happy on some things, angry at others. I mean, I know it would have happened, but at the--
Me: Okay! Stop talking! You're going to ruin it!
Nathan: Fine.
Joan: Ditto.

Sam:You left?
Me:Yes. You mean you didn't notice?
Sam:No one did.
Me:Thanks that makes me feel better.
Sam:Sorry.
James:Hey Sam you know what I heard?
Sam:What?
James:-looks at me-Rainy held hands with a guy she likes.
Sam:WHAT?!
James:Yep its true.
Sam:What his name?
James:I don't know ask Rainy.
Sam:What is his name?
Me:His name is James,
Sam:When did you guys hold hands?
Me:The fouth of July.
Sam:How romantic.
Me:I guess so?
James:Well just to let you know Rainy I told everyone.
Me:Thanks James-says sarcasticly-
James:Any time.
Sam:Any way. Rainy where did you go?
Me:To camp with my friend Veronica.
Sam:Ow. How cool.
Me:It was.
Me:So how where you guys, while I was gone?
Sam:Ow you know the usual -looks at James-
James:MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Arwan: Still that stupid writer's block?
Me: Yeah.
Jasmine: Which story?
Me: *growls* Both
Arwan: Ouch.
Jasmine: What's up with each of them?
Me: For Search for the Rose Crown rewrite, I'm having trouble describing a powerful reaction. With your story, having trouble with placing because Arwan needs to get to Ariabod at midnight but it's mid day right now in the story. And, I want to give suspense as Jasmine tells Kanoni her problem with Nayati and the Council needs to make that list but I'm having trouble wording it.
Arwan: Summary please?
Me: I'm trying to get the story in order and it's not working out.
Jasmine: Aaaaaaah....
Me: I think I'll go think about it right now...it usually helps...
Arwan: Good luck. I hate to be stranded in my room imagining my death.
Maria: James, when are we finally going to have that date. It has been weeks since I said I would.

Sam:You promise what?
James:Nothing I was just talking to Maria.
Sam:Aw.
Me:What are you guys up to?
Sam:James is just talking to Maria.
Sam:Any way I want to hear more about your "date"
Me:It wasn't a date just a little hand action.
Sam:Right.
Henry:have you talked to Mckenzie lately?
Me:Not really. Why?
Henry:I just really want her number.
Jamie:When will you get it Henry., Mckenzie is a real person you are fictional charater.
Henry:So?
Me:So you guys are not made for each other.
Henry:I see.
Knox:Hey Rainy who is the new girl over there all alone?
Me:Thats Lena. she is very anti-people.
Knox:You mean anti-social.
Me:No I mean anti-people.
Knox:Ok. Well who is she?
Me:She is from another story. Lena and the stone.
Knox:Ow. Rainy what is that screaming sound.
*We hear screaming from above us.*
*Than we see a person falling.*
Knox:Who is that?
Me:Thats Adrian, he is from the same story.
Knox:Ow cool.
Adrian:Where am I?
Lena:You are in a place with Rainy and her other charaters.
Adrian:Who is Rainy?
Lena:She is our creator.
Adrian:Ok. I'm going to pretend that was normal for a second.
Lena:Yeah I know what you mean. That feeling should go away.
Adrian:I see.
Me:Hi Adrian.
Adrian:You must be Rainy.
Me:The one and only. Nice to meet you.
Adrian:Like wise.
Knox:Rainy are you going to introduce me to your friend?
Me:Yes. Knox this is a Adrian. Adrian this is Knox.
Adrian:Nice to meet you.
Knox:Aw jon tay.
Me:You speak french?
Knox:oui
Adrian:Wow.
Knox:Come with me. Let me show you around.
Me:Sam it looks like Knox is taking a liking to Adrian.
Sam:Seems so.
Sam:A little to much interest.
Me:What do you mean?
Sam:I mean Knox "likes" him.
Me:Ow....OW!

Arwan: *snickers playfully* Coooool liiiiist....
Jasmine: Lemme see that!
Arwan: *jerks it away* I can already tell what's gonna happen next.
Me: Really? Are you suuuuuure?
Arwan: I'm gonna frame Jazzy, huh?
Jasmine: WHAT!?
Me: Teehee! I get what you mean and yes!
Jasmine: For what!? What did I do?!
Me:...um you joined you know who's army
Jasmine: Oh. But...buuut...
Me: Bupbupbup! It will all fall into place.
Arwan: You sound like Ariabod; verrrrry elusive and mysterious riddle-y like.
Me: I'm the author I have to be.
Arwan: It really annoys me, though. I like straight answers.
Me: Well sorry.
Jasmine: Hey I do too but I learn to deal with it.
Arwan: Heh, you haven't been talking to Ariabod.
Jasmine: So what's on the list!?!
Arwan: Not telling you, traitor!
Jasmine: TRAITOR!? You think I'm a traitor!?
Arwan: Just kidding.
Jasmine: Not very funny, mister.
Arwan: Okay fine take that back.
Me: Don't get all Anita and Calvin-y on me; they fight like cats and dogs.
Arwan:...who now?
Me: People from another one of my books. Just forget it.

Me- weellll i still don't know exactly wut the problem's going to be exactly, how you and Jacob
Xana- Boy
Me- Jacob are going to fix it. and i have to make it different from pendragon
Xana- what's that?
Me- a great series that i realized i practically coped while writing you but i didn't realize it. you and jacob are practically just like the main characters
Xana- Curses
Me- exactly so i might have to...
Xana- what?
Me- stop writing you. altogether. delete
Xana- nnoooo!!!! it was great tho!!! and i'll like die
Me- no, you'll just cease to exsist.
Xana- same difference
Me- I'm sorry
Xana- I'll kill you
Me- you cant!
Xana- I can
Me- You'll die...
Xana- I'll die anyway so write!
Me- what if i start over from the beginning, find some other way to do it
Xana- will i'll still be there
me- ya
Xana- then maybe. write!
Me- I can't now, i'm not at home.
Xana- grr.
Me- but i will tomorrow. promise
Xana- fine
Me: Yes, you are definitely the "one and only".
Maria: Tell me about it.
Me: I just did.
Maria: How come Rainy did not tell you about her and James holding hands?
Me: Because she is avoiding me. No one tells me about the gossipy. I feel left out sometimes.
Maria: Awww. Well, how cares?
Me: -scoffs-
Maria: Isn't James hot?!?!?!
Me: Tsk. Not really.
Maria: Tell me about it.
Me: I just did.
Maria: How come Rainy did not tell you about her and James holding hands?
Me: Because she is avoiding me. No one tells me about the gossipy. I feel left out sometimes.
Maria: Awww. Well, how cares?
Me: -scoffs-
Maria: Isn't James hot?!?!?!
Me: Tsk. Not really.
I'll drag in my character . . . Lynella.
Me:Do you miss Mark.
Lynella:Of course, why wouldn't I?
Me:Because you love Mason.
Lynella: . . .
Me:You don't you?
Lynella: Yes.
Me:Do you miss Mark.
Lynella:Of course, why wouldn't I?
Me:Because you love Mason.
Lynella: . . .
Me:You don't you?
Lynella: Yes.

(Charlie appears)
Me: Hiya Charlie!
Charlie: Where am I? Where's Max? What the heck do you want with me? Help me! Lucas! Sam! Julie!
Me: Quiet down Charlie. They're not here.
Charlie: -takes a deep breath- Where am I?
Me: In an imaginary world that I created.
Charlie: Right...and who are you?
Me: You're CREATOR! Or author. I'm in charge of all your actions, and what happens in your life.
Charlie: THEN YOU TOOK MY BROTHER FROM ME! GIVE HIM BACK! -lunges at me-
Me: Uh-oh.

Me:He is supposed to like Lena.
Sam:Yes we know.
James:Any way I just want you guys to know that I'm not going to go out with Maria.
Me:But James you love Maria.
James:I did.-walks away sad-
Me:Only one word can discribe today.
Sam:Whats that?
Me:LOVE SUCKS!
Sam:You know it.
James:-crying and singing at the same time-MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Jasmine: What now?
Me: More....writers....block....
Arwan and Jasmine: DANG!
Me: I know....totally....GUUUHN

Xana- you haven't written! you promised
Me- well i just got home. i haven't had time
Xana- yeah right.
Me- sorry
Xana- humph

Anita: Meanwhile can you write us?
Me: Don't need you, Nita.

Me- NO! your my character!
Xana- well, i haven't done anything recently
Me- well...
Xana- maybe she can do me better
Me- NO

Nayati: One more Youthful the better.
Me: GUUUGH! How did you get here?
Karan: Um...dunno just got out of the book. I was...bored?
Nayati: He's always bored. Anyway, she could be useful...
Me: Forget it! Now go back before I kill you off! *light bulb* NOW I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO DO! *runs to writing*
Maria: -crying- I don't wanna break up. -sniffs-
Kassy: Come on. You should get over it.
Kassy: Come on. You should get over it.

James:Why?
Me:You love her.
James:Thats not a good reason.
Me:If love is not a good reason than I don't know what is.
James:Just leave me alone.-walks away sad-
Me:I did it again.
Voice:Did what?
Me:Ow great you are back.
Voice:Did what?
Me:I cause anger, frustration, denile, fear, deep depression.
Voice:Rainy you are a writer, you can make people feel that kind of things without meaning to.
Me:I don't know how to stop.
Voice:stop you must.
Me:thanks yoda.
Voice:So where is this new charater i have heard so much about?
Me:Are you always so nosy?
Voice:Yes.
Me:I don't know. Haven't seen him since he got here.
Voice:Different he is. Than in the story he is in.
Me:Whatever yoda. Wait you mean he is different?
Voice:Yes, liking someone you did not plan.
Me:-thinking to myself-liking someone I did not plan. O MY GODDESS.
Me: Rainy, did you mean to say O MY GOODNESS?
Maria: Yoda?!?! That little green dude? He is awesome!
Me: I don't really watch Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings or whatever Yoda is from.
Maria: Huh.
Me: Yeah.
Maria: Why won't you come back to me James?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Maria: Yoda?!?! That little green dude? He is awesome!
Me: I don't really watch Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings or whatever Yoda is from.
Maria: Huh.
Me: Yeah.
Maria: Why won't you come back to me James?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Joel: Who's Lawrence?
Dreana: I don't know.
Me: -turns to them- Oh, right. You guys haven't met them. Would you like to meet some other people?
Joel: Sure.
Dreana: -shrugs- Whatever.
Me: Okay then. Nathan! Joan!
Joel: We aren't going to meet Lawrence?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to.
(Joan and Nathan enter)
Nathan: What?
Joan: Yes. What do you want now? We've been very busy lately.
Me: Sorry, just thought you'd like to meet some people.
Joan and Nathan: -look around and spot Joel and Dreana-
Joan: Hi.
Joel: -awkwardly- Hi.
Nathan: -extends hand for Joel to shake- I'm Nathan.
Joel: -shakes hand- So I've heard.
Joan: -turns to me- I just wanted to thank you.
Me: Thank me?
Joan: He's finally proposed! In front of my parents that is...
Me: Oh, right.
Dreana: -to Joan- You're engaged? To whom?
Joan: -points to Nathan- Nathan.
Dreana: Congratulations!
Joan: Thanks.
(Joan and Dreana start a discussion on Joan's wedding and goes off into the corner)
Joel: Married, huh?
Nathan: -nods- Yep. It's about time.
Me: It's okay for you all to ignore me, that's fine.
Joel and Nathan: --
(Joan and Dreana walk back over)
Joan: Guess what?
Me: What?
Joan: Dreana and Joel are coming to our wedding!
Joel: Uh...
Me: They can't!
Joan: But I want them to!
Me: It's impossible, you're from two different stories!
Joan: Then write them in!
Me: No.
Joan: -glares at me- Now.