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The Get To Know Your Character Game - The Sky is the Limit!
Nathan: Um...Joan: Answer her! She's finally excepted that you aren't hers. So give her an answer.
Nathan: Um...
Me: Nathan! Answer her!
Nathan: -sighs- Fine...As long as you don't get the wrong impression again. And don't try anything funny. I mean it.
Me: That's not very nice.
Nathan: Do you want me to answer truthfully, or not?
Me: The truth would be nice, but don't sound so harsh when saying it.
Nathan: -shrugs- I can't change the truth.
Joan: No, you can't. Can we please get something to eat?
Me: Sure. What do you want?
Joan: A burger. I want a burger.
Nathan: I'll take one too.
Me: Have you guys been watching the television?
Joan: Maybe...
Maria: Nathan? Why won't you answer me?
Me: You should have patience, young Grasshopper.
Maria: I am a character not a grasshopper.
Me: Never mind.
Maria: Nathan?
Me: You should have patience, young Grasshopper.
Maria: I am a character not a grasshopper.
Me: Never mind.
Maria: Nathan?
Maria: All you said was "Fine" because Kenzie and/or Joan were getting on your last nerve about answering my question. Could you at least be a little sensitive?
Me: She is right, Nathan.
Maria: -gasps- My creator actually agrees with me on this. I think that I am going to faint!
-puts hand on forehead and starts to close eyes-
Me: Shut up for once in your imaginative life!
Maria: Whatever. Nathan, if you start being sensitive now, it will help you save a lot of trouble with Joan. We girls don't like guys who don't care about our issues occuring in our life.
Me: She is right.
Maria: Even though Kassy agrees with me, she would not know. She doesn't get out that often.
Me: How rude! -sticks out tongue-
Maria: I am helping your relationship with Joan, Nathan. You know. You could thank me in a way of going to dinner together. We could discuss more ways of helping relationships.
Me: Don't lis -interrupted by Maria elbowing me in the stomach-
Maria: Now will you please answer my question with honesty and sensitivity? Do you forgive me?
Me: She is right, Nathan.
Maria: -gasps- My creator actually agrees with me on this. I think that I am going to faint!
-puts hand on forehead and starts to close eyes-
Me: Shut up for once in your imaginative life!
Maria: Whatever. Nathan, if you start being sensitive now, it will help you save a lot of trouble with Joan. We girls don't like guys who don't care about our issues occuring in our life.
Me: She is right.
Maria: Even though Kassy agrees with me, she would not know. She doesn't get out that often.
Me: How rude! -sticks out tongue-
Maria: I am helping your relationship with Joan, Nathan. You know. You could thank me in a way of going to dinner together. We could discuss more ways of helping relationships.
Me: Don't lis -interrupted by Maria elbowing me in the stomach-
Maria: Now will you please answer my question with honesty and sensitivity? Do you forgive me?
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(Nathan and Maria agree that Joan can be pretty obnoxious, so Maria fell in love with Nathan)Nathan: Insensitive? They think I'm insensitive!
Joan: -mumbles- Well, you are sometimes...
Nathan: Okay, okay. Maria, we can be friends. Just no more of you being in love with me, kapeesh?
Me: That was very light...
Nathan: How am I supposed to fix this? I can't have a ton of people in love with me! Especially if I like someone.
Joan: That someone's me!
Nathan: Yeah.
Me: Okay, then. Just don't sound so rude when you talk to Maria.
Nathan: I wasn't being rude! She asked a question, I answered.
Bree: LURVE?!Me: Hi. This is Bree. I just created her today.
Bree: I like love!
Me: What?! Your only seven!
Bree: *giggles*
Deark: What is Bree up to?
Me: Hi Deark!
Deark: Who? Me?
Me: Yeah you.'
Bree: Hi DUR-IK!
Deark: Uh...what did you eat?
Bree: SUGAR!
Me: BTW, Deark is pronouced "Derek"
Deark: Weird spelling
Bree: DERK!
Deark: HEY!
Me: Anyway, they are from the same books as Anita, Calvin and Chang.
Bree: YAY!
Me: Wow Bree you are really hyper!
Bree: HYPER!
Erik: What's with the racket?
Me: Hi Erik.
Erik: *looks at Bree* Oh...it's you.
Bree: HI ERIK!
Me: What do you mean it's you?
Erik: Bree is Ellery's best friend.
Me: *looks in notes* OH YEAH! Forgot about that!
Bree: YAYZORZ!
Maria: I won't fall in love with you. Kapeesh.
Me: It cannot take a person to not have feelings for them in one second.
Maria: Shut up! I am trying to become friends with Nathan. Do I smell ice cream ?
Me: Ice cream does not have a smell!
Maria: Fine! That I can see over there by Veronica and her characters.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria and Me: Can we have some Veronica?!?
Me: It cannot take a person to not have feelings for them in one second.
Maria: Shut up! I am trying to become friends with Nathan. Do I smell ice cream ?
Me: Ice cream does not have a smell!
Maria: Fine! That I can see over there by Veronica and her characters.
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria and Me: Can we have some Veronica?!?
Joan: -whispers to Nathan- I think she still likes you.Nathan: -groans-
Me: Nathan, I don't think she's giving up.
Nathan: Well, I can't help it if I'm extrememly gorgeous. -flexes muscles-
Joan: -makes mushy eyes at him-
Me: Nathan, please don't do that. I think Joan's going to faint.
Nathan: -grins at Joan-
Joan: -straightens up and glares at me- I was not!
Me: Sure...
Nathan: -grin widens-
Joan: I wasn't!
Nathan: It's okay. I understand why.
Me: Hello? Earth to Nathan. -waves hand in his face- A little full of yourself today?
Nathan: -shrugs-
Joan: What's for breakfast?
Me: Don't know...What do you want?
Nathan: Eggs!
Joan: I'll go make them.
Me: Fine!
(Joan exits room to make breakfast)
Me: -turns to face Nathan- Stop showing off.
Nathan: -puts head down- Fine...
Joan: -pokes Nathan-Nathan: -stops daydreaming- Hey! What's that for?
Joan: You were daydreaming, I have something to say.
Nathan: What?
Joan: Do you think Hela like Claude?
Nathan: What?
JOan: Hela...Claude?
Nathan: Um...didn't think about it.
Joan: Typical guy.
Nathan: I'm not typical!
Joan: Are too!
Nathan: Am not!
Me: Guys! What did I say about arguing?
Joan: Nothing.
Me: Well, then, don't argue.
Nathan: That'll be hard.
Joan: -nods in agreement-
(ok)Xana-Curses- wait where am i?
me- hi
Xana- *attacks spin kicks, punches, grabs by collar*
me- whoa, hold on! I'm a friend!
x- *considers* ok. so...
m- hi
x- if this is all you have to say to me, why bother bring me here?
m- i need to ask you something
x- what?
m- do you really like jason
x- *pauses* do you mean Boy?
m- no. Jason
x-boy.
m-his name is jason
x- but it's Boy now
m- ok, but let's call him jason.
x- fine.
m- do you like him?
x- what? he's a slow, lazy
m- just answer the question. cuz i'm not sure
x-maybe
m-its a yes or no question
x- fine. yes
m- thank you.
x- no problem. *flips gorgeous blond hair*
x- if you tell him, i will kill you
m- i won't
x- good.
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Me: Why do you care, again?
Anasha: *sniff* You are so rude!
Me: Look who's talking.
Anasha: I'm bored. Where's Holly?
Me: You ask me that every time. It's not going to change. I'm not going to tell you!!
Anasha: *sniff* Fine. Be that way.
Me: Well, I like holly better.
Anasha: WHAT? *cries* you're hurting my feelings!!
Me: So? Holly is the main character.
Anasha: Humph. I'm not talking to you.
Me: Good riddance.
me-ok, you can go now Xana. go save the world or whatever you're doing right now.Xana- well, at the moment, I'm just practicing
m- to save the world?
x-yup
m-of course. then i won't bother you
x- good.
m- grabs Bridey (another story)
Bridey- whoa! Mary, Joseph, and Jesus! Where am I?
m- hey
Bridey- um. Hi.
M- I made you
b- ????
M- you see, you're really a fictional character i made up.
b- well why didn't you tell Xana that?
m- she'd kill me for making her like Jason
b-true
m-so
b-so
m- i need to ask you- you never talk about it- what's it like to be at court?
b- its-weird. Confusing, you know? lies are everywhere, and if you look at someone the wrong way, you might die
m- i see
b- or they just might lock you up in the tower
m-hmm.
b- Elizabeth is nice, but when she gets angry- watch out!
m- she gets angry? i haven't wrote that
b- well, you better put that in missy! she will curse, and scream, and spit
m- wow.
b-yup.
Me: Is it just me, or did we all the sudden get some new people?Joan: It's just you.
Nathan: -nods in agreement-
Me: Hey!
Joan: Hey is for horses. Speaking of horses, where are Ember and Thunder?
Me: Where you left them?
Nathan: --
Joan: --
Me: You don't remember, do you?
Nathan: Nope!
Joan: Nope!
Nathan: Totally random, but do you curse?
Me: What?
Nathan: -slower- Do you curse?
Me: No, why?
Nathan: Just wondering.
Me: Why?
Joan: Isn't it obvious!
Me: No.
Joan: -- I guess not... -turns to Nathan- Why do you want to know?
Nathan: -shrugs- Bridey says Elizabeth does...
((lol))Xana- *sniffs* horses are dumb. Oturis are way faster
Me- what! What are you doing here! I put you back
X- you don't control me
Bridey- actually, she does
X- ????
M- shush!
B- oh sorry what are oturis?
M-don't ask---
X- they are horse-like things that travel up to thousands of mile per hour.
B- wow
X- and-
M- that's all the time we have for! goodbye Xana
X-???
Me: I thought she didn't like horses...?Nathan: Yeah, if Oturis is just like a horse, but way faster, how could she not like horses?
Joan: What's it matter? She doesn't like horses?
Me: So...?
Joan: She.
Joan: Doesn't.
Joan: Like.
Joan: Horses.
Me: --
Nathan: --
Joan: -breaths deeply-
Nathan: -whispers to me- Do you think she over reacts?
Me: Yeah...
Xana- I DO NOT OVERREACTMe- whoa your here again. And yes, you do
Xana- do not
Me- do too
Bridey- she should know
me- shush!
B- sorry
X- I DO NOT
M- I'm sorry but you do
X- do you want me to hurt you? I'm a warrior you know, I could
M- no!!!!
X- then do I overreact?
M- *meekly* no
X- good girl.
Me: You guys are a pain in the neck when your out of the book.Anita: Not my fault.
Calvin: Does Anita die or not!?
Bree: Wait, what? What are you asking her?
Anita: If she can tell us what she has planned for us in the future.
Bree: Your not going to kill me are you? Deark says that I'm too young to die.
Me: *sigh* I'm not telling anyone anything. Just pay attention to the clues given in Carlzle's prophecy.
Calvin: One will die and one will live. I don't get that!
Anita: What I don't get is Three stones of fate, one of certain crime.
Bree: I dun get it all.
Me: It's like a mind game!
Calvin: But I HATE anything that plays with my mind!
Anita: Yeah, cause your mind is already pretty much messed up.
Calvin: Shut up! Your the one with social problems!
Me: GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
Bree: I LOVE horses!Deark: She does. Her favorite thing next to princesses and Barbies.
Me: Barbies are still around?!
Anita: Oh ya. And there still their stupid skinny stick figures.
Calvin: They gross me out.
Anita: Hullo? You grew up in a house of boys.
Bree: I have an older sister.
Me: I'm the oldest in my family!
Anita: Me too. Niomi is so annoying....
Calvin: I'm stuck in the middle. One older brother and one younger brother.
Chang: Lucky! I'm an only child!
Anita: Well, your also adopted.
Chang: So?
Deark: I'm the oldest by a mile.
Me: But you're almost old enough to maybe start a family of your own, huh Deark?
Deark: Yup. Dating. 16 years old.
Me: Have you found a formidable mate yet?
Deark: Not yet.
Anita: He's only 16 for goodness sakes!
Bridey- *looks at me worriedly* You're not gonna make me die,are you?Me- I don't think so
B- good.
M- You'll probably go back to the Abbey eventually
B- ???
M- but then you can be with that guy you like, whats-his-face?
B- What about Robin? Why not Robin?
M- well, sweetie, Robin's a real person, and he doesn't marry you.
B- So?
M- It's historical fiction. I need to use some facts
B- Well ignore that one
M- It's kinda important
B- why
M- because Elizabeth would have probably married him if he wasn't...
B- what?
M- come on you had to have figured out they like each other!
B- NO!!! SHE BETRAYED ME
M- you're the servant
B- im her companion
M- you're the one who says your her servant
B- ya cuz you make me
M- Touche
B- anyways- SHE BETRAYED ME! WHAA!!! *starts crying loudly
M- don't cry...
B- sobs
M- wow you don't cry half this much when I wrote you...
Anita: LISTEN! If Zelia betrays me, I will have your hide.Me: I'm not telling you!
Anita: *growls like a angry tiger*
Me: Trust me, Anita. People get betrayed a lot more in my other books. But just to forewarn you, someone does betray you.
Anita: WHO!?
Me: You'll find out....
Anita: GRUAGH! *throws a globe at me but bounces off*
Me: Thank goodness for the power of the pen to protect me!
Anita: NO FAIR!
Joan: We -points to Nathan and herself- don't betray each other, do we?Me: Um...I didn't write it in. I didn't even think of it.
Nathan: Don't split us up again!
Me: I don't know...
Joan: Please?
Nathan: Please?
Me: But guys -
Joan: Please?
Nathan: Please?
Me: Guys, I don't know if -
Joan: Please?
Nathan: Please?
Me: --
Joan: Kenzie?
Nathan: Kenzie?
Me: Are you going to let me talk?
Both: -nod- We have been -me nod in disaproval- Okay, then. Just tell us.
Me: I don't know if I'm going to write more about you.
Joan: What?
Nathan: How could you?
Me: See, I finished the first one, I don't know if I'll make a second.
Joan: You'd better, or I'll...
Me: You'll do what? You're a fictional character!
Joan: I don't know, but I'll think of something...
Link to first book: http://www.goodreads.com/story/show/1...
Would you guys let me know if I should do a second one?
Me- look what you did. Now everyone thinks that they are gonna get betrayedB- not my fault. they're paranoid.
M- look who's talking! you were the one saying how if you look at someone wrong you'd die!
B- well that's true
M- sure it is
B- have you ever lived in Elizabethian times?
M- no. Do i look 500 years old?
B- there you go.
M- well you haven't really either
B- ????
M- I created you, remember? It's just my idea of Elizabethian times
B- oh yeah. Kinda hard to wrap my head around that one.
M- sorry
B- no problem.
Xana- *pops out of no where* Hey! Is Boy going to betray me
Me- you're back. And no. Boy is the savior, remember.
X- yes. *sighs* stupid Boy. Why couldn't it be me? I'm a better fighter! He stinks.
M- Really? I think he's improving
X- yeah, well, he still stinks
B- you know who can't fight? Edward, Elizabeth's brother. And everyone stinks at court. they never bathe
M- um, we're not talking about that kind of stinks.
B- oh.
X- but someone will betray me?
M- yes. not just you though.
X- ooh who?
M- it's a surprise.
Me: For the last time. I'm undecided.Joan: -protesting- But you have to write more about me, people love me!
Nathan: Yeah, that would be me.
Joan: -turns to Nathan- I love you too. -turns back to me, continues protests- I need to be written about! I can't be bottled up in your head forever! Write more about me!
Me: I'm undecided!
Joan: Write!
Me: I'm undecided!
Joan: Write!
Me: I'm undecided!
Joan: Write!
Me: I'm undecided!
Joan: Write!
Nathan: -says to Joan in a low voice- We can't force her, Joan.
Joan: -hangs head- But I want her to. -hugs Nathan-
Nathan: -strokes her hair- I know, but we can't force her.
Me: Guys! I'm not the enemy!
Nathan: You don't want us anymore. Moved on to bigger and better writing.
Me: No, I do want you!
Nathan: We might as well hop out of your story now.
Me: Guys!
Joan: What do you want? 'Cause I know it's not me.
Me: No, I do.
Nathan: Then write about us!
Me: I need to know others opinions.
Joan: Tell her to write about us!
Nathan: Please?!
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Me: I wouldn't talk so freely if I were you, Anasha. For all you know, I could do the same.
Anasha: *gasps* You wouldn't!
Holly: She would.
Anasha: HOLLY!!! *lunges for her*
Me: *blocks Holly* hey, hey! No cat fight.
Holly: I think that Kenzie should let Joan and Nathan rot and die.
Anasha: OMG!!! I cannot believe it. We actually agree on something once!!
Me: Hey! You guys, that's really rude! I think Kenzie should continue writing about them. Hear that, Joan and Nathan?
Anasha: Well, puh, you're just really stupid.
Me: My pen's itching over to kill you...
Anasha: You need me in the story.
Me: Nah, not really.
Anasha: Fine, fine! I'm sorry.
Me: That's better.
Holly: Whatever. Like I care.
Anita: I AM NOT PARANOID!Calvin: You are.
Anita: *bop*
Me: GUYS!
Bridey- See? I told you they were paranoidMe- She said she wasn't
B- And you believe her?
M- no.
Xana- Look at them! It's disgusting
M- who?
X- Joan and Nathan
M- It's sweet
X- gross
M- oh I know you wish that was you and Jason
X- ????
M- I just know
B- yeah, cuz
M- SHUSH
Joan: -points at me in triumphant way- Hah! Now you have to continue writing about us. -mutters offhand- Told you they loved me.Nathan: -looks at Joan- Hey! They love me too!
Joan: So do I.
Nathan: Thank you.
Me: Okay, you two. I'll think about it.
Joan: Think about it! They want more!
Nathan: Yes! More! They want us!
Me: Hmmmm...yeah, so, I'll think about it.
Joan: -lunges towards me-
Nathan: -holds her back- Don't! Then she won't.
Joan: You're lucky he's here!
Me: -snorts-
Nathan: -turns head to glare at me- Don't get her started. I'll let her go.
Me: You wouldn't.
Nathan: Try me.
Maria: -chanting- Let her go! Let her go!
Me: How dare you encourage danger towards another writer!
Maria: It is already dangerous with you here.
Me: Your insults mean nothing. I might as well not write about you anymore seeing as you despise me entirely.
Maria: For the last time, stop using big words to explain things to me or insult me. -whiny- It is so confusing!
Me: I bet you can understand this! I will stop writing about you!
Maria: No!!!! I will check into an asylum, or go to a guidance counselor. -on her knees, kissing Kassy's feet- Please keep writing about me!
Me: -smirks-
Maria: Wait a minute! You haven't even finished the story in which you created me.
Me: I can just burn it. So the only evidence will ashes and smoke. Which will eventually get into the ozone layer and create a hole in the layer. -cries- You are a threat to the human race. -chanting- Stop global warming! Stop global warming!
Me: How dare you encourage danger towards another writer!
Maria: It is already dangerous with you here.
Me: Your insults mean nothing. I might as well not write about you anymore seeing as you despise me entirely.
Maria: For the last time, stop using big words to explain things to me or insult me. -whiny- It is so confusing!
Me: I bet you can understand this! I will stop writing about you!
Maria: No!!!! I will check into an asylum, or go to a guidance counselor. -on her knees, kissing Kassy's feet- Please keep writing about me!
Me: -smirks-
Maria: Wait a minute! You haven't even finished the story in which you created me.
Me: I can just burn it. So the only evidence will ashes and smoke. Which will eventually get into the ozone layer and create a hole in the layer. -cries- You are a threat to the human race. -chanting- Stop global warming! Stop global warming!
Joan: -glares at Nathan- Can you let me go, now? Nathan: Why?
Joan: -grins- Okay, don't. But at least stop holding me so tight, it's hard to breath.
Nathan: -relaxes posture- Just don't hurt our writer.
Joan: -groans- Okay...
Me: Hey!
Nathan: Well, you did kinda want to get rid of us.
Me: I wasn't going to burn your story, like Kassy, I just didn't think I would write more about you two.
Nathan: Oh...
Joan: --
Me: Joan, don't attack me, please?
Joan: -sighs- Fine. Just don't make me hate Nathan. -holds him closer-
Nathan: I don't think we could hate each other now.
Me: Wow. Didn't realize you felt so stongly for each other.
Nathan: Yeah, well, we do.
Me: Well, I didn't put it into the story...
Joan: No, we can change on our own.
Me: -mumbles- That's for sure...
Xana- I can attack her, if you want, I'm a warrior, you know!Me- Xana!
X- what?
M- she's a writer!
X- so...
B- Shush!
M- oh yeah...
X- ???
M- just don't hurt her.
X- you can't control me
M- well not now I can't
B- shush!
X-????
X- anyways, just consider it guys....
(Oh, cool! Let me try...)Me: Hey, Eva. So what's it like being out here, in the real world? *gestures to the pollution and the traffic*
Eva: Real world? I thought the place I was in was the real world. I mean, this doesn't even feel right. How can you call this a real world? I think you're the one who's living in the fake society. My world is more like reality.
Me: ...The world you were in wasn't even three dimensional.
Eva: So? I mean, there were trees and green grass and butterflies and a cool little house and...
Me: I get it, I get it.
Eva: And a porch swing in the backyard, and a floor to ceiling window upstairs, and...
Me: ...Uh...Eva?
Eva: And an inside swimming pool, and a Yorkie, and air conditioning, and...
Me: EVA! SHUT UP!
Eva: What? You're the one who wrote it in the first place.
Me: Don't mock me.
Eva: *rolls eyes* Fine. *leans back in chair and raises eyebrows* So why am I here again?
Me: Well, actually, I'm supposed to be interviewing you from my stor--
Eva (says in a monotone): I'm an energetic fifteen year old with a younger sister named Carol, who, even though she annoys me immensely, I still love.
Me: Who knew you had such a kind heart...?
Eva (embarassed): -.-' Enough with the sappiness.
Me: *sighs*
Eva: Those others were right. You are weird.
Me: Don't you criticize me! Your life is in my hands.
Eva: Wow. Scary.
Me: You know, I didn't imagine you being this sarcastic.
Eva: I'm not, but to put up with somebody like you? Puh-leaze. *waves hand* You have no idea what it does to me.
Me: ...did you just mock me again?
Eva: Um...
(I want to try too!)Lanna: Ouch, watch the wings!
Me: Sorry. That passage was skinnier than I thougt is would be.
Lanna: No duh. Were are your wings anyway? *Gasps* You're not one of those people who have to have them removed, are you?
Me: No, were I come from, here, people don't have wings.
Lanna: That's horrable! I don't know what I would do without my wings!
Me: Tell me about it.
Lanna: *Looks around* Who are all these other people? And why are they fighting over sweets and who will die and stuff?
Me: I don't know. It just came up, I guess.
Lanna: *Looks at me* Speaking of which, were's my sister?
Me: Wouldn't you like to know.
Lanna: *Puts hands on hips* Yes I do. She left somewere without asking mom.
Me: She didn't leave of her own free will! She was kidnaped!!
Lanna: I knew it!
Me: Darn. No more tricks now!
Lanna: But we have to find her and get her back!
Me: No kidding. Anyway, you don't have to worry, the story is paused with you here, so you aren't losing any time.
Lanna: Whew. Good.
Me: So whats it like?
Lanna: What?
Me: Living in a house that is constantly different and all that.
Lanna: Oh, that. To be honest, it's sorta annoying. It can be fun sometimes though.....
Why am I here anyway?
Me: I wanted to talk to you.
Lanna: Oh. *Looks over at Maria* Why should she let her go?
Me: Forget it, it has nothing to do with you.
Lanna: Oh. Anything else you wanted to say?
Me: I dont' think so....
Lanna: Then I will get back to my story. *Turns to find that the passage has closed up* No!! Now how am I going to get back?
Me: I guess we'll have to find another way in.... I'll see what I can do.
Anita: I heard you talking to your friend about the prophecy...Me: Yeah....
Anita: You told her who died....
Me: *sweats* Did you hear all that?
Anita: NO! That's just it! You guys almost whispered it!
Me: Why are you still buying me for the plot line?
Anita: *smiles evilly*
Chang: Give it a rest.
Calvin: WHO DIES!?
Me: I'm not going to tell you guys!
Bree: Guess what?!
Everyone:What?
Bree: My real name is Breezy!
Me: Oh yeah! I made that up earlier today! Don't you like it?
Bree: AWESOME!
Deark: She's a little crazy right now.
Erik: Hey...what is going on?
Me: Oh hiya Erik!
Bree: ERIK!
Erik: Are you always hyper?
Deark: Not usually.
Anita: I hate little kids.
Me: That's because of your little sister. She's only 4
Bree: I'm 7!
Calvin: I have a younger 8 year old brother.
Me: Again with the family conversations....
Xana- Will I die?Me- you won't go away will you? And I never told you that I control you!
X- yeah, well, I figured it out.
M- ???
X- I have my ways...
M- ok....
X- so do I die?
M- well....
X- ????
M- I'm not sure yet
X- ????
M- don't be mad!
X-?????
M- don't you think it would be nice! Think Loor in Pendragon... but not coming back to life. Just when you and him realize your love- BAM you die
X- *thoughtfully* you seem to have given this a lot of thought
M- yup. I like your story
X- hm. Will it hurt.
M- I don't know!!!
X- Well, I've decided I'm not going to.
M- well, I control you
X- well, i'm stronger
M- well, i made you that way
X- so?
M- I can make you weak too.
X- oh dear.
Bree: Do you control us, Ephona?Me: Sort of. Though I am totally incapable of controlling your thoughts and minds while out of the story.
Deark: Wow.
Anita: So...you have the power to do anything inside the book?
Me: I guess.
Calvin: Ptah! You haven't proven it yet!
Me: Don't let me resort to Sella's strategy. Did you read that post?
Erik and Chang: Yes.
Calvin: Well? What if you can't control us? Huh?
Me: I will start controlling you if you won't shut up just to prove it to you.
Calvin: Try me.
Me: *angrily writes* Calvin uses his power ring in rage
Calvin: *involuntarily shoots Ice beams out* HEY!
Me: *writes* In his rage, he accidentally freezes his hands to the wall
Calvin: *sticks to the wall* HEY!
Anita: Your mouth got you in trouble again, idiot.
Calvin: OKAY I BELIEVE YOU!
Me: Good. *writes* Thankfully Erik was there to melt the ice in an instant
Erik: *Fire shoots out flames that melt the ice*
Calvin: Your evil.
Me: Your stubborn.
Anita: Phsaw.
Me: But it's your character. I embrace that feeling.
Calvin: Why must you control meeee....
Me- *to Bridey and Xana* Do you want me to do that to you?Xana- NO!!! u better not..
Bridey- It's okay. We believe you... and you need some more of your characters here!
Me- yeah, well, then you guys would have to go
B+X- ????
M- you shouldn't really be mixing you know. Totally different stories.
Me: Hey, have any of you guys happened to see a portal or a passage into Lanna's house? She really wants to get back.Lanna: You can say that again. Then, I doubt any of them wold be able to reconize a way through if they saw one.
Calvin: I'm mad at you.Me: You asked for it. Not kidding.
Anita: It's your fault. Now deal with it.
Calvin: *growls*
Me: Guys, don't fight again! It's embarrassing!
Bree: I'm tired. It's way past my bedtime.
Deark: I'll take her to bed...
Me: Hey, guys, should I mix stories?
Erik and Anita: YES!
Calvin and Chang: NO!
Me: Never mind. Someday though...
Eva: *looks over at Calvin and Ephona and cracks up laughing*Me: I can do that to you too, you know.
Eva: *narrows eyes* You wouldn't dare.
Me: Oh yes I would.
Eva: No you wouldn't.
Me: Yes, I would. Eva raised her eyebrow and began to recite the entire Gettysburg Address, while doing the impersonation of a chicken.
Eva: Wait! NO! St-Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...*starts flapping arms like a chicken.*
Me: See what power I have over you?
Eva (after reciting): You are so dead after this! *still flapping arms and walking in circles involuntarily.*
Deark: Okay I'm back. Bree is in bed.Calvin: Still mad at you.
Deark: Me? What did I do?
Me: No. He's mad at me.
Anita: He questioned her writing powers.
Deark: Huh?
Me: Read the post above. *points*
Deark: *reads* Oh. Well, doesn't surprise me. I know Calvin way to well.
Calvin: Shutup.
Erik: Lighten up on Calvin guys!
Anita: What?
Me: I'm trying to. Notice how I haven't said anything negative to him since.
Chang: Your such a nice guy, Erik
Erik: *blushes* I-I don't take that as bragging.
Me: It's okay. You are nice.
Deark: And caring.
Erik: Stop! This is embarrassing!
Me: Should I bring another one of you guys in?
*everyone nods*
Me: Who?
Anita: NOT Kayla
Erik: MJ?
Deark: Diana?
Me: Should I just bring the rest of the original eight?
*Nodding*
Me: Okay!
~~~~~
Diana: Where...am I?
Erik: The land outside of Treekief.
Mary Jane: Weird...
Kayla: Very.
Me: Yeah. Your outside the book.
Diana: I love books!
MJ: It's true!
Me: How about you girls briefly introduce yourselves?
MJ: Okay. I'm Mary Jane Quintin. I live on a farm and I am 13
Diana: I'm Diana Merosburry. I love books and MJ is my best friend.
Kayla: I am Kayla Eualne. I'm 14 and have an older sister named Queenie.
Me: That's good! Okay.
Anita: *sigh*
Kayla: Oh Hi Anita.
Anita: Hi.
Me: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
Deark: Maybe.
Anita: What are you doing here?
Kayla: Just out of the book. What are you doing here alone with Calvin.
Anita: I am NOT just with Calvin!
Chang: Short fuse; just went off.
*Anita and Kayla bicker*
Me: Why? Why me?
Calvin: Are you gonna kill her off now?
Me: STOP IT!
*Lanna joins in the bickering enthusiasticaly*Me: Lanna! Oh, well. So, have any of you guys seen a way back into her story? 'Cause the one she came through closed up........
ME:What did you say Henry?Henry:I said i smell ice cream.
Jamie:Who cares.Not me.
Henry:I'll share my ice cream with you Jamie.
Jamie:Why?
Henry:Because you are my friend.
*He was lieing he liked Jamie more than a friend. He loved her.*
Jamie:Thanks Henry.
Me:Are you guys ok?
*They were staring at each other with deep passion*
Me:What are you guys doing?
Henry:What does it look like we are doing?
Jamie:Kissing of course.
Me:Well it took you guys long enough.
Me:Ok guys stop. This is really creepy now.
Henry:We cant help it if we are in love.
Me:Ok if you want to make kissy kissy goo goo, i dont care but just dont do it in front of me.
*They didnt listen*
Me:Ok i'm leaving.
Henry and Jamie:Finally.
Conan: *Sticks head out of hole in tree ahead* *Lanna stops bickering*Lanna: Conan! *Stops and looks at hole* How did you get through that? It looks pretty small.
Conan: Well, my wings feel like they're about to be ripped off......
Lanna: No kidding! I'm so glad to see you!
*Conan pulls himself the rest of the way out of the hole, which them closes up without either of them noticing*
Me: Oh, great.
Conan: So am I! We were all afraid that you'd been kidnaped!
Lanna: Well, I have been, but not in the way that you think.
Conan: It doesn't matter. Now you can come back. *Turns to find hole gone* Oh, great.
Lanna: No! Not again!
Conan: This happened before?
Lanna: Yes, with the hole she brought me in. *Points over her sholder at me*
Me: *Sticks out toungh* You know, I do exist.
Lanna: But Conan matters more.
Me: Hey!! Don't make me do something to you like all the others are.
Lanna: Pfff. Like you could.
Me: Don't try me. It's starting to sound like it's real fun.
Me: See what you guys did? -points to above posts-Joan: What? I didn't do anything!
Nathan: Neither did I!
Me: They're all arguing with their writers too now! -glares-
Joan: You made me this way. -leans back in chair and folds arms- You're going to have to get used to it.
Nathan: -immitates Joan- Yeah!
Me: Guys, don't argue with me!
Joan: Why?
Nathan: Yeah, why?
Me: It's making them argue too!
Joan: What's wrong with that?
Me: -smacks forehead-
Mod
Holly: *rolls eyes* You're like my mom. And since when do I listen to anyone? And anyway, I can't stop arguing. It's my hobby.
Me: True. I guess I did make you that way...*sigh* I've got no one to blame but myself.
Holly: You've got everyone to blame but yourself. You can blame anyone you want to. What you meant to say was "I'm the one to blame."
Me: Holly, stop correcting me! I'm the writer, not you.
Holly: Big deal. I don't get what you do anyway.
Me: I created you! Without me you wouldn't exist!
Holly: So?
Me: Seriously? You don't care if you didn't exist?
Holly: No. (thinking:) Yeah, duh I would, but I'm too proud and stubborn to tell you that.
Me: I heard that.
Holly: What? All I said was 'No.'
Me: No, I heard what you thought?
Holly: Puh-lease.
Me: I did. You said, 'Yeah, duh I would, but I'm too proud and stubborn to tell you that.'
Holly: What the...!?!!!
Me: Well, I created you! I can hear anything you think. I can even make you think stuff.
Holly: Oh yeah? How?
Me: Like this. *picks up pencil/paper and starts writing:* Holly thought that she should stop arguing with her creator.
Holly: (thinking:) I should really stop arguing with my creator.
Me: See?
Holly: Ugh! Stop messing with my mind, stoop!
Me: Hey! No insults. Or I could make you go crazy.
Holly: *sticks tongue out at me*
Me: *sigh again* You're impossible.
Holly: (sarcastic) Very good! Did you figure that out all by yourself?
Me: Oh, just be quiet.
Holly: I don't know if you've noticed this, but that's a bit impossible.
Me: Oh, I've noticed, alright.
*Lanna and Conan are talking*Me: Guys? Guys? Can you hear me?
*Lanna and Conan don't show any signs of hearing me*
Me: Fine. You know, I never thought you guys would like each other this much. It's rather annoying. *Wanders over to Sella* How's it going? Is it just me, or was this a bad idea? They're never going to stick to their stories now.
Writing Passionates
Books mentioned in this topic
The Voice of Reason: Essays in Objectivist Thought (other topics)Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Anyone But You (other topics)
You Slay Me (other topics)
Me: Maria, that was nice of you.
Maria: You really think so? -thinking- She's lying. She is such a poopyhead!
Me: No. Not really.
Maria: -sticks out tongue-
Me: I don't care about insults in any manner.
Maria: -whiny- Stop using big words!!
Me: I would never in my lifespan use extremely intelligent words in front of an idiot like you.
Maria: Excuse me! I know what the word idiot means. It is an insult, isn't it?
Me: Why, of course it is, idiot.
Maria: Nathan, will you forgive me?