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List of Characters that Should Have Died In Breaking Dawn
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Okay! Haha, both of Bella's little dears have been "killed" by us. Eddiekins and the super-vamp-baby.
Zomg I love doing that to sims (sick twisted minded girl here mwah ah ha) you should lock all of them in a tiny room and set them on fire it's quite amusing.I would have to kill Edward and Renesme (however you spell her long ass name) and Rosalie I just find her completely annoying in that book.
I think there should have been a war with the Volturi, and Jacob should have died while trying to save Edward. Tragic, tragic. Meanwhile, Renesme is killed by Dimitri, and Esme dies in the fray as well. Seth also gets a severe injury, and dies soon afterwards. Various members of the volturi and the vampires supporting the Cullens can also die, but I'm not going to bother typing out the whole war. After Renesme and Esme's and Jacob's deaths, Bella (and the whole lot of them, really) go crazed with bloodlust and stalk Dimitri down in book 5. I'd buy book 5 if something like this actually happened.
Steph wrote: "I drowned Bella and set Edward on fire. I tried to kill Renesmee but the darn child protection thing on Sims to her away before I could kill her..."Darnit. Whenever I try to kill Sims on Sims 3, the firefighters just come and hose them down...-_-...and the only Sim that ever caught fire was once that I made in my own image.
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...is that a hint?!
Esme and Carlisle should've committed a lover's suicide! Yeah! ...incidentally, how is my new profile pic?
That sounds REALLY fun!And HOORAY! THE LIST IS GROWING!
I don't think Rosalie should die, because she's the only one who sees sense. She hates Bella! How could that be punished? ^^Edward, Bella, Renesmee, Jasper, and all the minor characters. Except Jane, cuz she's awesome. ^^
I THINK THEY SHOULD ALL DIE!! MUHAHAHA!Really, I haven't read Twilight, a friend of mine read the first book and started the second but found it too boring. From what she has told me, Bella's useless father, her mother and his boyfriend should die.
They're all useless.
Maybe we make Jane ultra poweful and kill the moronic Cullens!Somebody ought to write an alternative Anti-twilight Breaking Dawn. I'd totally buy it.
Yes!! We can all send him emails and have him do that!! ^^
I heard it was awesome! I really want to read it!
I would like to read it too, and they should so continue it...
I read it and it was SO funny!! They should definitely do parodies of the other books, too. :D
Yes... I can't wait to see what happens at the end of Breaking Dawn or whatever title they might give it....OMG THEIR BABY SHOULD HAVE WINGS!!!!!
OH MY GOSH YES!!!!!!!!!!! And have, like, X-ray vision and telepathy and telekinesis and all this insane stuff 8D
I haven't, but it sounds pretty... interesting.
I feel like the only one who doesn't have a single Sims game. It seems kind of wrong to me, like how they have children.
I'm serious- don't just post "EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE DIED MAH HA HA!" I really think we should make a list of characters that we honestly think should have died. Because right now, Breaking Dawn is BORING AS A DEAD SNAIL. And Unfortunately, Bella can't die because she narrates the series.
So, excluding Bella, let the list... BEGIN!!!
Official List:
Edward (for starters >:D)
Renesmee
Rosalie
Jacob (see post 11)
Esme (see post 11)
Seth (see post 11)