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Feb 18, 2010 01:10PM
"That's okay.."
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Cal actually is really and truly insane though, so at least now they know it. ^_^
"Oh, Kenny is too." she noticed that she just literally talked about herself in the third person, she did that at Starbucks too.
Cal is in love with Starbucks. ^_^ The Starbucks near her is right near Barnes & Noble, so she and some friends can be found at one of those most of the time.
Kenny loves Barnes and Noble, but there isn't one where she lives. She went to B&N today and got three brand new books: so excited. She likes Tim Hortons better than Starbucks..but alas! They are Canadian.
Cal loves the frapps. at Tim Hortons. "Amazing. Wonderful. Superb. Any of those work."Ahh, to Cal new books are inexplicable joy. Her friend is hilarious to watch when she's going on about Cal reading too fast.
"Frappacinos rock, but Iced Capps (TH) are so much cheaper!" Kenny pauses. "You've been to Tim's?"To Kenny as well.
"Yeah," Cal replies. "It's super-yummy, but we don't have any where we live." *sob* "When we go to Ohio (My sister goes to college there, plus we have some family--aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents--there, so I always have my sister (Who's like my older twin) take me there." xD
"That's awssie! There are like, ten Tim Horton's in the city where I live! And five (at least) Starbucks'." Kenny shakes her head at how ridiculous that is.
"But that's AWESOME!!!" Cal says. "Lucky ducky."
"Yeah...but it's like a 20 min walk..." *laughs*
O.O "Well that sucks," Cal admits. "Same here. I'd die by the time I got to Starbucks or B&N if I was walking--it's like a 10 min drive."
So Cal would either have to become like a marathon runner, or order her sister to drive her. And guess which option she normally does? :P
"I'm guessing you normally do the whole 'Tyrant' thing?"
Cal would be laughing only she's doing school, but she normally just has her sister drop her off. Then her sister goes to the mall or whatever (Seriously. The mall, over B&N??? :|) and comes back later.
"True, but she doesn't count. She's sane."
"Exactly!" Cal says, laughing. "Did you know that staplers are deadly and lethal weapons?"
"Yes! *screams* "My aunt stapled her thumb..with an electric stapler."
"Owww. I do stuff like that all the time--like reaching for a napkin in Subway and having every crack up when my hand bounces back and I don't realize it's glass till like the 6th time I try to get it," Cal admits. "My friend was hysterical, and the lady at the counter asked him if I was from some prank TV show. :|"
"Really?" Kenny laughs. "That would have been great!"
Cal does stuff like that all the time--like walking into wooden doors, or cutting herself with a spoon. Or playing tag in stillettos and nearly breaking her wrist after falling down the stairs 4 times.
"Ouch. I sprained my ankle running down the stairs...with a broom..in my socks..on Christmas Eve."
O.O Cal is very very happy to find people who are almost as weird as her.
"Almost?" Kenny can't stop laughing. She is remembering the time she did a 'slip & slide' in a GIANT mud pit with dishsoap,water and mud.
Cal is remembering the time she and her friend had a paint battle--not paint ball, just picking up random globs of paint and throwing them at one another. She had her hair dyed p*nk for like two days before the paint came out.
Kenny thinks that would be fun. "My friends and I sort of did that..only we just had blue paint...and clay."
"Whipped cream battles are super-fun, too."
"Ah ,yes. And giant water fights with family...when you are dressed formally and weren't supposed to."
"Thosre are the best," Cal agrees. "Doing stuff when you're not supposed to, I mean. It's more fun."
"I know! My uncle even got into it..and we lost my brother's shoe...somehow.."
Cal laughs, agreeing with Kenny. "Yeah, I accidentally pushed my cousins in the pool countless times. Oopsies, didn't give em enough warning to change clothes. Hehe. Which means I get pulled in for getting them soaked."
"I love that. At my friend's grad party I pushed this one guy friend of ours into the pool and the other two guys tried to push me in." *laughs evilly* "I am awesome. They couldn't get me."
"haha yeah. I do that a lot. All though, somehow in water balloon fights, I always manage to have everyone team up on me. -.-"
Cal laughs, high-fiving Kenny. "People like teaming up on me for some odd reason--it's not as if I normally surprise them or jump out at them scaring them or something..Nothing like that. Pshawz."
"Mhm, totally. They're all jealous of our overall awshyumsauceness."
"Yes. Yes they are." *lowers head solemnly*
Shadsha walks in. "Hello," she says, waving. "I'm Shadsha. Or you could call me Fred." She winks at Cal. It's an inside joke.
"Hello Fred, I don't know the joke but I still thinks it's funny." Kenny smiles and waves enthusiastically.
"FRED!" Cal exclaims, laughing. "Fred is also jealous of our coolness, Kenny."
"Mhm, totally," Cal agrees. "Psst, don't tell Fred I told you, but she's reeeeeeeeallly weird." ;)
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