Corrupt a wish Showing 351-400 of 2,503

[☺♡M♡☺]

granted, but you pull a muscle in your left leg.

i wish for nothing

[Naomi]

granted, but you end up in some "nothing place" with nothing around, just you.
I wish I had my laptop (im on a friends lol)

[Tayyaba]

granted but then you get a virus on your laptop and you can't use it anymore

i wish it was sunny outside :D

[Lise-Marie]

granted, but the sun would make the air so hot that it would burn your throath so bad and you would slowly suffocate to death! haha.

I wish the snow would dissapear soon!

[Naomi]

Granted, but then it starts pouring rain and doesn't stop.
I wish that my ex would stop sending me emails.

[megan]

granted, but he got mad you stoped sending him emails he made a hate club about you and started sayin bad stuff.

i wish i had root beer

[Naomi]

granted, but then everything liquid turned into root beer.
I wish some guys & girls were nicer people.

[★ Jess]

Granted, but then they are TOO nice, and through their constant talking and niceness it gets annoying, and they never stop. So eventually i you hate them because they are annoying.

[Naomi]

What about your wish?

[★ Jess]

oops

I wish to have a great weekend!

[Tayyaba]

granted but then the rest of your week is horrible

i wish i did better on my lab report

[Emily]

but then you would do too good and you would be put in an advanced class that you shouldn't be in.

i wish my mother would stop watching "Boondock Saints" so much.

[Molly]

Granted, but then she goes into your room, notices how messy it is, and tells you to clean it.

I wish I didn't have state testing next week-ish.

[Andrez]

granted but youd have it b4


i wish my vacations were longer

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then your flight (or however you get home) is cancelled and you have to leave a few days early.

I wish little brothers didn't exist.

[Andrez]

granted but youd have bi ons whod smack you




i wish i could breathe underwater

[Lise-Marie]

granted, but then a big shark would come and eat you up (:

I wish the holidays would last longer -.-

[Andrez]

granted but yod be utterly bored



i wish i could find my chin rest

[Sarah]

Granted, but it will be so uncomfortable you will throw it out the window and never see it again :-)

I wish I could have a wish that would not be corrupted

[Andrez]

granted but everything else you did would be corrupted




i wish i had a parrot

[megan]

granted, but it kept repeating that you are stupid

i wish for a toaster oven

[Taylor]

Granted, but you plug it in and it catches fire immediately.

I wish I was at the play right now...

[Kacey Rai]

granted, but the play ends up a complete disaster

I wish i could think of a really cool history project topic

[Taylor]

Granted. You think of a really cool history project topic, but are unable to complete the project due to it's pure awesomeness. And you fail the project.

I wish... I could think of a good wish.

[Emily]

Granted, but you wish to die, so you do. Sorry.

I wish I could live in a crazy blue world.

[megan]

granted, but all you could ever see was blue and you eventully went crazy and killed yourself.

i wish for a new fishy.

[Emily]

Wish granted, but then a cat eats it. Sorry. :'(

I wish I could stop coughing.

[megan]

granted,(now im afaid for my fish lol),but you start sneezing instead

i wish for super powers

[Emily]

(Sorry.) Granted, but then their's a supervillian that wants to kill your fish. (Again, sorry)

I wish my boyfriend would stop singing.

[megan]

granted,but then he started yodalling(lol i spelled that wrong)

i wish i could hav a pony

[Emily]

Wish granted, but then it eats your fish XD

I wish I didn't keep killing your fish. XD

[megan]

lol nice
granted, but you end up killing me *gasp*

i wish i wouldnt go to school anymore

[Emily]

Granted, but then you get so bored you kill your fish XD

I wish this wasn't making me laugh. XD

[megan]

granted, but you started crying becasue you went to hell cause you killed mi fish to many times..:D

i wish i had a taco(leave my fish out of this :))

[Emily]

Granted, but your fish ends up in the taco XD

I wish I wasn't enjoying killing your fish so much. XD

[megan]

granted,because you stoped enjoying it when you accidentally ate mi fish taco

i wish you would stop killin mi pets(hehe)

[Emily]

Granted, but then I start killing them again, including your fish. XD

I wish for my BFF to come over.

[megan]

(nice one)
granted,but she starts messin your house up with a baseball bat and you get in trouble.

i wish i had a sweet zombie freind

[Emily]

(My BFF a he, just thought you'd like to know XD)


Granted, but then he eats your brains and your fish :O

I wish my BF(F) wasn't a technophobe

[megan]

(you are such a evil person jkjk)
granted,but the hated techology so much he threw your computer.

i wish i didnt just have to google technophobe

[Emily]

(I really am XD)

Granted, but then your fish bowl broke and your fish dies of asphyxiation.

I wish you have to google asphyxiation, 'cause you don't know what it means. XD

[Emily]

I edited.

[megan]

granted(i really did before you edited it),but you soon found out i was so smart i could read your mind and i told everyone your secrets.

i wish for a non-fishy taco

[Emily]

Granted, but then when you get the bill for it, it costs so much, you die of a heart attack, and then there's no one to feed your fish and it dies.

I wish for nothing that is anything but something.

[megan]

granted...i give you life(actully makes sense i think, but u die the next day

i wish my brother would stop playing video games so i could watch tv in the living room
(you are a evil genous)

[Jordan]

(So do I Charlie, so do I)

Granted, but the tv show you wanted to watch is canceled.

I wish that my Mac-N-Cheese actually tasted like cheese...

[Emily]

Granted, but then everything tastes like cheese

I wish my computer would stop malfunctioning.

[Taylor]

Granted, but then YOU start malfunctioning. Mucho problemo.

I wish I would STOP SNEEZING!!! *sneezes*

((seriously, I sneezed as I posted that.))

[Emily]

Granted, but then you start coughing

I wish Lestat was real.

[Taylor]

Granted, but then he turns mortal and dies.

I wish for my very own Mr. Darcy. ;)