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[megan]

granted,but the only reason you need that many shoes is because you have 200 feet

[☺♡M♡☺]

How about your wish???

[☺♡M♡☺]

I wish for a delicious, non-poisonous pizza that won't kill or damage me or anyone else.

[Tayyaba]

Granted but that pizza happens to taste disgusting.

i wish i understood what we're doing in science.

[☺♡M♡☺]

((Hello? I said "delicious"!!!))

You understand but you are the only one who understood, and the students call you a teacher's pet and you are a social klutz.

I wish that the summer wasn't so hot.

[Naomi]

Granted, but you get so hot that you sweat until you die.
I wish that I could read more books everyday.

[megan]

granted,but you would read so much that your head would blow up.

i wish for 1 billion dollars.

[Naomi]

Granted, but the check will wash down a drain.
I wish that I could get a great job.

[megan]

granted,but when you get it after a week you will be fired for no reason.

i wishall hands were feet...lol

[☺♡M♡☺]

lawl. Granted, but you won't know how to pick up food or anything.

I wish for a good life and a peaceful death, and no horrible next life or going 2 hell, no, no.

[megan]

granted, but you find out where you were was actully a dream

i wish for a new computer

[[deleted user]]

granted but the computer was a robot and it bit off your head(lol)

i wish for a new deck of cards

[Taylor]

Granted, but they are taken away from you moments after tou get them.

I wish people would send wedding RSVPs earlier rather than later....

[[deleted user]]

granted but then you wouldnt be as excited


i wish i could spend time with my friend this weekend

[Taylor]

Granted, but it's 1 second.

I wish I didn't have a math test tomorrow.

[[deleted user]]

granted but the next day you have an even bigger math test

i wish my brother wasnt aan idiot
(thats one you cant grant)

[Naomi]

Granted, but your parents adopt a sister who is more annoying.
I wish my friend wasn't going to europe soon.

[megan]

granted but instead he went to spain

i wish to have all thw twinkes in the world(and a wont get fat, or die....lol)

[Naomi]

granted, but you got very sick and lived like that.
I wish that I could play the piano and the guitar(and my head won't grow to some enormous size lol)

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you play so well your fingers fall off

I wish i wasnt as blonde as i am

[Naomi]

granted, but you turn red-head instead.
i wish I ahd a better boyfriend.

[[deleted user]]

(aw that would suck)

Granted but you the new guy became a jerk

i wish he would get the picture

[megan]

granted he got the picture and thought you were ugly...lol

i wish for a cat

[[deleted user]]

granted but it scratched ur ugly eyes out...lol two can play that

i wish i had a mani pedi

[megan]

((besides i win))
granted, but u accidentally went to a blond doctor and she thought a mana pedi was when you cut off all your toes...lol(i win)

ttpbm:i wish i a chinchilla

[[deleted user]]

granted but the cinchilla was a head eating godzilla and it ate ur huge head(no i win lol)

I wish that i was brillient

[megan]

((actully it wasnt that funni..lol)
ygranted, but you were so brilliant your mind outgrew your head and the chinchilla ate yours(i win)
i wish i had a pot of gold

[[deleted user]]

Granted but the Leprechaun u stole it from ripped all eight of your fingers off,(i win)


I wish than i could sleep

[megan]

(lol that was funni but again you didnt win)
granted,but you had a bad dream and wen you woke up from it you found out it was your life(dont even try.....i win)

i wish i had enough time

[☺♡M♡☺]

(tim? or do you mean time?) You have so much time that u'll neva die and u will be absolutely sad and hate ur life 4 eternity.

I wish that nothing negative is said in the next post.

[Jordan]

Granted. Nothing negative :P (best I could do...I think this should be an invalid wish)

I wish I could finish this homework and go to bed and not be tired tomorrow, and get along with my family.

[Diana]

Granted, but you don't get along with your teachers and get even more homework.

I wish it won't rain so I can go biking.

[Tayyaba]

Granted but when you go biking you fall of and scrape your knees

i wish i could play volleyball right now

[Jordan]

Granted, but you sprain your ankle and can't play for a month.

I wish I had something really good to eat for lunch, and not a sandwich.

[Tayyaba]

Granted but then you choke on that good lunch

i wish i could go outside

[[deleted user]]

granted then it starts raining killer monkeys

i wish that the japanese will stop whaling for "scientific research)

[☺♡M♡☺]

((What sort of word is "whaling"? Or do you mean wailing?))

Granted, but the rest of the world starts wailing for "scientific research"

I wish for universe and beyond to always be peaceful and happy.

[megan]

granted but then the world would be full of really ditsy people.

i wish i could make rootbeer out of water

[Jordan]

Granted, but then you have to bathe and do everything else...in rootbeer.

I wish my little sister would stop singing so loud and high-pitched.

[☺♡M♡☺]

Granted, but your mom and dad would sing loudly and high-pitched

I wish nothing is said in the next post AT ALL!

[megan]

NOTHING AT ALL

[☺♡M♡☺]

you could just say "nothing"

how about your wish?

[megan]

sorri couldnt say nothin but nothing

i wish for god to com bac to earth
( be careful its god your talkin bout.....lol)

[[deleted user]]

granted but.....lemme get bac to you on that...


i wish girls were allowed to play in the NFL

[Naomi]

granted, but then we would all go to some other planet (you said earth! :p).
I wish the guy I like would go out with me.

[[deleted user]]

granted but he reall goesnt like ur a rebound girl


I wish my new shoes werent so scratchy

[megan]

lol true
granted, but on your date he keeps lookin at other girls

i wish i had a intrestin book to read

[[deleted user]]

granted but its so interesting ur head blows to smithereens

i wish i hadn't pulled a muscle in my right leg

[megan]

granted but built you a tim machine to undo it and you went to far back........and you were a cavewoman

i wish we had a better cheer squad

[Naomi]

granted, but you pulled one in your arm.
I wish I could play chess properly.