Corrupt a wish Showing 2,201-2,250 of 2,503

[Lint]

Granted, you get stuffed.

I wish for a big jumper.

[£mily]

Granted, but it is big for a ant

I wish that there was a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

[Lint]

Granted, but a leprechaun steals it.

I wish for a Husky.

[Taliah]

Granted, but it attacks anyone who comes near you.

I wish I didn't have exams.

[Katrina]

Granted, but then now you're the idiot.

I wish I had fried chicken.

[Lint]

Granted, but you don't get yours until the age of 30.

I wish my hair was dry.

[Lint]

Granted, but then you start looking at it funny.

I wish for a hair tie.

[Jeanne]

Granted, but it tangles in your hair, so unless you cut a huge chunk of your hair out, you won't be able to take the hair tie out.

I wish my room would automatically clean and organize itself.

[Lint]

Granted, but it swallows you whole afterwards.

I wish for a flat stomach.

[£mily]

Granted, all the fat from there migrates to your nose.

I wish that clowns weren't so terrifying

[diana]

I wish I could grant your wish but then again you don't have one...

[Lint]

LMAAO.

[Lint]

I wish my sister was nicer to me.

[diana]

Granted, but I just kidnapped your sister.

I wish I had my own personal "Secret Service".
(I'm just curious, what's LMAAO mean??)

[Lint]

(I added an extra A for emphasis, but it means 'Laugh My F*cken Ass Off)

Granted but I steal them.

I wish I had a really big tree.

[diana]

Granted, but it got blown off in a terrorist attack.

I wish I can grow money.

[Lint]

Granted, but you grow monopoly money.

I wish for strawberries.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the strawberries are poisonous.

I wish to own a library!

[Lint]

Granted, but you have no books! ;D

I wish I was a fast reader.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you run out of books to read.

I wish for an ice-cream.

[Lint]

Granted, but a dog licked it.

I wish for a bigger laptop.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it exploded.

I wish to not have homework.

[Lint]

Granted, but they're all torn apart and wet.

I wish for summer to come fast.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but all of the pages are ripped out.

I wish that my maths teacher didn't hate my guts.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it ends up hitting a stranger up the ass.

I wish that my friend would text me back!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you fart and the whole world blows up. Nice one!

I wish for my parents to stop nagging me.

[Lint]

Granted, but I kick your ass and now I'm top of the world.

I wish for a little sister.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but someone swaps them for real guns when you are sleeping and you shoot all of your friends.

I wish for the sun to stay for my birthday.

[Katrina]

Granted, but it's covered by the clouds for the rest of your life.

I wish Physics wasn't so hard to explain.

[Lint]

Granted, but then a cloud blocks it.

I wish oranges never existed.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you get attacked by angry orange lovers.

I wish that I could go on holiday.

[Lint]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish for a really big coffin.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you get stuck inside it.

I wish for a good book.

[Lint]

Granted, but it's called Good.

I wish I was an alien.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you are shot down by aliens.

I wish for Kyle to leave my house!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but there are advert breaks every 2 minutes.

I wish for a swimming pool.

[Lint]

Granted, but your bed has pee.

I wish for a banana smoothie.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you get attacked my hungry monkeys who want your smoothie.

I wish for a working remote for my TV.

[Lint]

Granted, but I chuck it at Kyle's head.

I wish for a pillow.

[Lint]

Granted, but everytime you try to draw I spill my coffee over it.

I wish for food.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but famous dead artists come back to haunt you because they're jealous.

I wish that I did't have a wasp nest in my loft.

[cy]

granted but they migrate to your bedroom roof!!

I wish we had a three day weekend instead of two.

[Lint]

Granted, but we get 5 more hours of school.

I wish I was a werewolf.

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

granted, your fur would be neon orange and it would glow in the dark.


I wish it will not rain tomorrow

[Lint]

Granted, it hails instead. Enjoy.

I wish for more socks.

[[deleted user]]

granted, but the world starts to overrun.

I wish for cherries

[Lint]

Granted, but they make your breath smell like poo.

I wish for tissues.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they catch alight and set your house on fire.

I wish for some lunch.

[Lint]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for milk.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but I drank it, sorry.

I wish for some ice