Corrupt a wish Showing 2,101-2,150 of 2,503

[Sophia]

Granted, but for this to come true hair grows from your feet as if it was a really thick pair of socks made from woolly mammoth hair.

I wish the guy I liked liked me back instead of liking one of my friends who has probably rejected him more times than I could count with my fingers.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now your friend wants him and he leaves you, sorry.

[Oh, I'm homeschooled. I'm going to band and then going to see The Advengers with one of my best friends who also goes to band. My mom's going to pick us both up and then we go! I'm super excited.]

I wish I didn't mess up something really easy last time at band... Sigh... It was so embarrassing.....

[Sophia]

Granted, but someone next to you messes up and everyone thought it was you who messed up when you did not.
Also, that guy is already gone so that doesn't hurt me more than it did. Anyway, I wish my wierd daydream where me and that guy win top ten in the district math counts meet and we end up kissing would come true. Ahh, it is so wierd that I can combine my academic life with my crush life.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but then your friend gets super upset and mad at you for some reason

i wish i didn't procrastinate.

[Taliah]

Granted, but... I'll come up with a corruption later.

I wish to be able to understand Einstine's theory of general reletivity.

[Katrina]

Granted, but you share it with your whole family.

I wish I can just buy anything I want without having to think about saving my money for the future and blahblahblah.

[Lint]

Granted but you go crazy.

I wish for food.

[Chloe]

Granted but your then sick

I wish for longer hair

[Lint]

Granted but your armpit hairs grow too.

I wish for a bigger fridge.

[Chloe]

Granted but it never stops growing

i wish for a pet dog

[Lint]

Granted but he likes to eat your underwear.

I wish I didn't have the cold.

[Lint]

Granted, but she gets all angry.

I wish for a new phone.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

Granted, it gets smashed to bits

I wish there was a really good song i could listen to.

[Lint]

Granted, but you listen to it again and you get sick of it.

I wish to move schools.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

LOL, thats why i wished that in the first place

granted, but your new school is full of snobs.

I wish i didn't have to do tutoring.

[Lint]

Granted, but you have an extra hour of school.

I wish for a really huge bed :L

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted but you get lost in the sheets

i wish....something.

[Lint]

Granted, but you get nothing.

I wish for tissues.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but they're those terrible rough paper ones.

i wish i would stop laughing

[Lint]

Granted, but you get bigger watermelons.

I wish for ice cream.

[Lint]

Crap. Um, Jadie..don't get the wrong idea...

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

okay...? if that relates to something sick minded i won't think.

granted but the ice-cream melts the moment you touch it

i wish for someone to finish my hmwrk for me.

[Lint]

No, it was for Kyle. LOL.

Granted, but you get the answers wrong.

I wish for a bigger tv.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

ooooh im confused......someone else grant her wish plz

[Lint]

Haha, I wish for a Husky then.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but the husky bites your head off

I wish for a holiday. with NO hmwrk.

[Lint]

Granted, but you're not allowed to sleep or eat.

I wish for a shoes.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

NOOOOO! I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT THOSE 2 THINGS!

granted but you only get one shoe and its a grandma shoe.

i wish i didn't have to do anything unless i wanted to

[Lint]

LMAAAAAOOOO!

Granted, but you'll grow up heartless.

I wish for fluffy socks.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but a caterpillar thought it was a ready made cocoon...

I wish i had more time to do things

[Lint]

Granted, but you get stressed and overworked.

I wish I would never cry.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted but you feel terrible. ((trust me, when you're not able to cry or don't cry or can't, it gets annoying. you can't let out all your feelings in tears))

I wish my room was less dull

[Lint]

Granted, but it annoys you as hell.

I wish for brown contacts.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now they change every split second and it looks really strange.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Lint]

Granted, but you are frustrated instead.

I wish for a dolphin.

[Taliah]

Granted, but your mother turns it into sushi without telling you.

I wish for four AAA batteries.

[Lint]

Granted, but they're flat.

I wish for brown eyes.

[Katrina]

Granted, but you're blind.

I wish I'd get a major part in the production.

[Lint]

Granted, but you don't get recognised.

I wish for sleep.

[Taliah]

Granted, but you wont wake up until some weird prince tries to kiss you.

I wish for pretty nails.

[Lint]

Granted, but after three days they go ugly.

I wish for milk.

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

Granted, but it will rain (huh?)

I wish i have more time reading

[[deleted user]]

Granted but all the books burn and you can never read again.

I wish I would stop sleepwalking....

[Clarice]

granted, but everything you read won't make sense
i wish i could skate

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

granted, but you can't sleep again

granted, but you will lose your favorite, most precious skateboard

i wish jessica sanchez would win

[[deleted user]]

Granted but right after she wins she drops dead.

I wish it was tomorrow.

[£mily]

Granted, but to cure you of your coldness, you've been thrown into the fire

I wish there was no such thing as homework.

[Brittany]

Granted, but school now goes for 10 hours a day

I wish I could have an extension on my English assignment

[Lint]

Granted, but it wastes.

I wish for a new bag.

[Brittany]

Granted, but it's not big enough to use it with anything

I wish for snow