Corrupt a wish Showing 2,051-2,100 of 2,503

[Rae]

Granted, but you have to write three tomorrow.

I wish it was the Easter holidays already.

[Sophia]

Granted. But it turns out the Easter Bunny has a chainsaw like in the Bunnyman. (Terrible movie.)

I wish the math league season lasted longer so I could spend more time with my nemesis/crush.

[Elly]

Granted, but then you find out that he used to be a girl

I wish I could go home right now!

[Sophia]

Yeah, but it turns out home is infested with clowns, snakes, ballpoint pens, and your least favorite artist's CDs are playing to make things worse.

I wish that when I give this one guy a note I put it in the right locker this time.

[Rae]

Granted, but someone sets his locker on fire before he can read it.

I wish the guy I like liked me back.

[£mily]

Granted, but everyone else hated you

I wish that there was no such thing as comerical breaks.

[Caitlin]

Granted but there is no TV at all.

I wish it was warm here.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but he had to die the most horrible death for him to not be there.

I wish I had an older sister, who was nice to me and alive...

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you had not time to spend with your family, and you were always tired.

I wish I had a pet tiger...

[Caitlin]

Granted, but now you don't like them.

I wish I had a monkey :)

[Arianna]

Granted but the monkey will be crazy.

I wish for all the books I want.

[Elly]

Granted, but all of your other possessions disappear

I wish i had a sports car

[breanna]

Granted but you fail the grade!

I wish for a cd

[breanna]

Granted but the panda turns blue.

I wish for the exorcist!

[£mily]

Granted, but it eats human flesh!

It's the Firefox symbol a well.... Fox???

I wish my ereader was working

[£mily]

Granted, but so many people have attempted to burn these books the publishers have made them fire proof.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

Granted, but it turns feral (is that how u spell it?) and tries to kill everyone

I wish I was better at drawing.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but your arm will ware off.

I wish I was shorter.

[Katie]

granted, but then a clan of munchkins come and abduct you and force you to sing about dead wicked witches for all eternity.

I wish I could shapeshift

[Caitlin]

Granted, but you had no control over what you changed into or when it happened.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

[Megan]

Granted but you have to go to school every day of the week for eight hours a day.

I wish I could freeze time

[Kam]

Granted. But now, you cant melt it so u live the same moment for eternity.

I wish my friends would stop saying that I'm Zayn Malik. Not that he's not adorable, but...just, no.

[[deleted user]]

Granted. But now they're calling you Liam Payne...

I wish my friend would tell me how her big audition went for clarinet... I rooted her on... With support...

[Kam]

Granted, but she tells you that you caused her to fail.

I wish I could go to the The Wanted concert and see Siva...

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted but an elephant steals them and eats them all.

I wish i didn't have to do the written part of my art project.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now everything else in the report was eaten by your dog and you have to start all over again, oh, and the deadline is in 30 minutes...

I wish my friend would of had a better life than she's had...

[Kam]

Granted, but now your life is worse.

I wish I had thought to pick my dress out last weekend for the award ceremony! Oh, schist! I'm screwed!

[Taliah]

Granted, but fashion changes so quickly that last week's dresses are out of style and you look like a caveman.

I wish to not have to do my oral presentation for English.

[Katrina]

Granted, but he took you instead.

I wish I'd ace my Algebra exam.

[Kate]

Granted but you fail every other exam you take.

I wish the one direction tour bus would break down in front of my house and the boys would have to stay ni my house while they waited for a mechanic

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but then monkeys come and take them while throwing mud in your face.

I wish i could get everything over and done with.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now you are dead.

I wish I could speak all languages!!!

[Kam]

Granted, but when you are speaking they all mix together, so no one can ever understand you.

I wish I had a nicer phone that was impossible to break, steal, lose, nor could it ever get low battery or... Yeah, that's all I got.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now your phone is a robot, and, it's stalking you. O-o

I wish life wasn't so freaking complicated...

[Kam]

Granted, but now you die of boredom.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Hot Cheetos!

[Victoria]

Granted, but then your mouth gets really hot and it gets hard and painful to eat.

I wish there was a frozen yogurt place walking distance from my house.

[Katrina]

granted, but they shut down forever.

I wish it wasn't so very cold all the time

[Taliah]

Granted, but now it's too hot.

I wish this wish was incorruptable.

[Taliah]

Granted, but now they're all smarter than you!

I wish that I could go roller blading tomorrow.

[Kate]

Granted but you trip and break your leg.

I wish that my dog would stop begging for food when she's already had dinner

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now you have to beg for YOUR food.

I wish my veggie plants would grow faster...

[Katrina]

Granted, but it turns out that they acquired a genetic mutation and now they're all carnivorous and multiplies fast and now everyone in your city is either running for their lives or eaten by the 'veggie plants'.

I wish I didn't procrastinate when it comes to my homework, Art especially.

[[deleted user]]

Granted. But now you do much worse things... Enough said...

I wish for a world peach!!!

[Brittany]

Granted, but it's full of worms

I wish NAPLAN never existed

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

granted, but something worse exists.

i wish i wasn't so clumsy...

[SEMI PRECIOUS JADE]

i already have to do NAPLAN.....

granted, but then you get a super migraine

i wish i didn't drink that coffee.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now you have to drink disgusting hot chocolate.

I wish I could see my friends today.

[Brittany]

Granted but now you can't see them tomorrow

I wish school started at 10 instead of 8

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now it doesn't end until 8 PM.

I wish Monday would come sooner! :D

[Taliah]

Granted but it only lasts for 10min. [And also, WHAT? I wan't the weekend to go forever!]

I wish my feet wouldn't get so cold.