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Corrupt a wish
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL
Granted, like Jesus-- you make the chips the 'body of christ'.
Sadly, by eating the body of Christ-- you become Christ and history repeats itself.
The darkness in the black box comes alive and sacrifices you.
A few days later, you come back to life-- but you're a chick. And still in the black box.
You start to eat the chips again but they have turned to plain favour because-- by eating them as Christ, you made them turn pure.
I wish for faster internet.
Granted, like Jesus-- you make the chips the 'body of christ'.
Sadly, by eating the body of Christ-- you become Christ and history repeats itself.
The darkness in the black box comes alive and sacrifices you.
A few days later, you come back to life-- but you're a chick. And still in the black box.
You start to eat the chips again but they have turned to plain favour because-- by eating them as Christ, you made them turn pure.
I wish for faster internet.
damn. you mean i have to read all of that? T.T
as for my wish. cheery :P
okay, now, let's see....
(awkward if you are actually girl in real life xP)
ahah. I love her book poison study ahahah ^^
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA had to get your chips in there didn't you ahahah.
Granted, all that happened-- and you did live happily ever after...
Till you woke up and found yourself back in the black box.
It turns out it was all a dream. A very vivd dream.
The Darkness (which is now a living thing in the box) doesn't like the fact your dreaming.
So, in punishment, the Darkness destroys your last packet of salt and vinger chips and every chaingsaw in the world-- which is still as we know it... somewhat.
So, now, your currently in a black box, alone.
With no chips.(which were plain flavour anyway ahaha)
xP
I wish......................... that every single pack of sat and vinger chips are destroyed in the universe. but not even that. All the machinery and general capital that creates, or is part of the creation, of that chips is destroyed AND all info on how to make that type of chip is wiped from EVERYONE'S memory in the whole universe meaning no one can every "re"invent the chips.
All that, because you dared to dream :P:P:P:P:PP ahahah
aren't i such a meanie??? ^O^
as for my wish. cheery :P
okay, now, let's see....
(awkward if you are actually girl in real life xP)
ahah. I love her book poison study ahahah ^^
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA had to get your chips in there didn't you ahahah.
Granted, all that happened-- and you did live happily ever after...
Till you woke up and found yourself back in the black box.
It turns out it was all a dream. A very vivd dream.
The Darkness (which is now a living thing in the box) doesn't like the fact your dreaming.
So, in punishment, the Darkness destroys your last packet of salt and vinger chips and every chaingsaw in the world-- which is still as we know it... somewhat.
So, now, your currently in a black box, alone.
With no chips.(which were plain flavour anyway ahaha)
xP
I wish......................... that every single pack of sat and vinger chips are destroyed in the universe. but not even that. All the machinery and general capital that creates, or is part of the creation, of that chips is destroyed AND all info on how to make that type of chip is wiped from EVERYONE'S memory in the whole universe meaning no one can every "re"invent the chips.
All that, because you dared to dream :P:P:P:P:PP ahahah
aren't i such a meanie??? ^O^
You're missing an ! after God :P
Anyway, seeming your plea is so heartfelt and i can't stop grinning... sure, you get to have your chips. AND, because I'm SO nice, you can eat them to ^o^
You can eat them... and eat them... and eat them... and, unlike Homer from the simpsons--- you do eventually get sick of eating the chips non-stop.
You see, after your wish, your whole diet is chips. Chips, and more chips.
Day and night, you eat salt and vinger chips.
it's the only things you can eat.
and eventually... you get sick of them.
But you have to keep eating them... and you get fatter, and fatter, and fatter..............
So, in the end, you end up sick of salt and vinger chip and so fat that you break the hospital bed.
Chicks gag at the sight of you. And babies cry.
but, after months of hating the chips... you start to like them again.
So, you're happy.
As a fat, chip-eating monters. :)
I wish that all my dreams came true ^o^
Anyway, seeming your plea is so heartfelt and i can't stop grinning... sure, you get to have your chips. AND, because I'm SO nice, you can eat them to ^o^
You can eat them... and eat them... and eat them... and, unlike Homer from the simpsons--- you do eventually get sick of eating the chips non-stop.
You see, after your wish, your whole diet is chips. Chips, and more chips.
Day and night, you eat salt and vinger chips.
it's the only things you can eat.
and eventually... you get sick of them.
But you have to keep eating them... and you get fatter, and fatter, and fatter..............
So, in the end, you end up sick of salt and vinger chip and so fat that you break the hospital bed.
Chicks gag at the sight of you. And babies cry.
but, after months of hating the chips... you start to like them again.
So, you're happy.
As a fat, chip-eating monters. :)
I wish that all my dreams came true ^o^
granted but they turn out to be EXTRA sugar and Soy sauce :) Enjoy!I wish I could live in my favourite fiction book for a whole day (my choice parts of the books) AND that I could safely exit the book without anything unfortunate, unexpected or annoying thing occuring(like being stuck in the book forever... ooooh :O )
granted, but the day you choose to stay in the book also happens to be the end of the world. Every living thing is destroyed by various natural disasters. One of the few things remaining is your book. when you come out, everyone is dead, there is no fresh food and most continents have disappeared due to the sea level rising. guessyouwon'tlivehappilyeverafter :Pi wish i could eat anything i wanted, anytime and still remain healthy looking and healthy on the inside too
granted, but you looked like a tool and acted like dosh. And, in the end, guards came took you away.
But you saw the concert though, which was good :)
(i saw them december last year xD)
I wish i could go see emminems concert ^^
But you saw the concert though, which was good :)
(i saw them december last year xD)
I wish i could go see emminems concert ^^
Oh damm you! Atleast you SAW the concert ><
Granted, but your old friends start to hang out with the wrong crowd and you and them drift apart. You start to get concerned about them, but they push you away... Your old friendship disappears and they start looking at you with both pity and disgust.
You commit suicide...
Okay, that's mean.
BUT, then a fluffy purple monster drops out of the sky, sets them right and suddenly there's world peace all thanks to you.
In heaven, you also find awesome friends who were better then your old friends anyway xD
i wish i had a fluffy purple monster ^O^
Granted, but your old friends start to hang out with the wrong crowd and you and them drift apart. You start to get concerned about them, but they push you away... Your old friendship disappears and they start looking at you with both pity and disgust.
You commit suicide...
Okay, that's mean.
BUT, then a fluffy purple monster drops out of the sky, sets them right and suddenly there's world peace all thanks to you.
In heaven, you also find awesome friends who were better then your old friends anyway xD
i wish i had a fluffy purple monster ^O^
(((What you talking about? I did corrupt it... i then just altered the outcomes :D)))
anyway...
'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O'
oh wait.
hang on...
i thought you said I ate it.
But it ate me.
Okay, all good ^o^
and sweet-- i didn't die from the teeth? maybe's is toothless... which reminds me.
I WISH I HAD A DRAGON LIKE TOOTHLESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON XD
oh, that's right, i have to curropt your wish.
*sighs*
fine!
Granted, but although you owned it, your parents gave all the guards a poster with your face on it.
You were banned from the building till you became a straight A+ student. :)
so sorry. :P
you did try to get in with multiple disguises, but it never fooled them.
They just grabbed you by the shirt and threw you into the gutter... where it started to rain ahaha ^^
anyway...
'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O'
oh wait.
hang on...
i thought you said I ate it.
But it ate me.
Okay, all good ^o^
and sweet-- i didn't die from the teeth? maybe's is toothless... which reminds me.
I WISH I HAD A DRAGON LIKE TOOTHLESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON XD
oh, that's right, i have to curropt your wish.
*sighs*
fine!
Granted, but although you owned it, your parents gave all the guards a poster with your face on it.
You were banned from the building till you became a straight A+ student. :)
so sorry. :P
you did try to get in with multiple disguises, but it never fooled them.
They just grabbed you by the shirt and threw you into the gutter... where it started to rain ahaha ^^
damn that is awkward. I was worried about that T.T
nope, aussie all the way mate xD
ahaha, lol.
granted, but a curfew is put in place all over the world for children to be in bed before eight :P
(too soon? ahah)
i wish for a chocolate bar that i can eat xD
nope, aussie all the way mate xD
ahaha, lol.
granted, but a curfew is put in place all over the world for children to be in bed before eight :P
(too soon? ahah)
i wish for a chocolate bar that i can eat xD
AHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Well Kyle, I can't grant that wish-- because you already caused world peace a few comments up when you committed suicide and the purple, fluffy monster came :P
As for the nobel peace prize, sure.
Granted, but it's on Earth... and your in heaven...
I wish for a photographic memory ^o^
Well Kyle, I can't grant that wish-- because you already caused world peace a few comments up when you committed suicide and the purple, fluffy monster came :P
As for the nobel peace prize, sure.
Granted, but it's on Earth... and your in heaven...
I wish for a photographic memory ^o^
((aha. fair enough :P)
ahahaha LOLOLOLOLOL Sarah JP hey? you mean horse head :P Naa, that's mean :)
Granted, all that happens but the prizes ACTUALLY roll in as giant sphere prizes and flatten you xP
i wish that all my dreams come true BEFORE i die.
ahahaha LOLOLOLOLOL Sarah JP hey? you mean horse head :P Naa, that's mean :)
Granted, all that happens but the prizes ACTUALLY roll in as giant sphere prizes and flatten you xP
i wish that all my dreams come true BEFORE i die.
((good point... Okay, one of the Gods teleports the prizes up from Earth but there's so many of them that they flatten you, then fall through the clouds, and into a third world country suddenly become very happy :D))
Wow. dramatic.
OH MY GOD I LOVE RED PANADAS!!!!
Granted, but i stole it from you :)
I wish that me and the red panda have a happy life ^^
Wow. dramatic.
OH MY GOD I LOVE RED PANADAS!!!!
Granted, but i stole it from you :)
I wish that me and the red panda have a happy life ^^
... damn you.
wait-- ahaha. Nice solution
granted, but it's cuter then yours and even more loyal xP
i wish for life (what, that doesn't sound right...)
I wish for AN AWESOME life xD
wait-- ahaha. Nice solution
granted, but it's cuter then yours and even more loyal xP
i wish for life (what, that doesn't sound right...)
I wish for AN AWESOME life xD
AWWW! Damn straight my life is awesome! (even without an awesome red panda ahaha)
Anyway...
Granted, but my Red Panda evolves into a purple panda and becomes even CUTER and FUNNIER and AWESOMER then any red panda :P
(and lol. I know right ^o^)
Anyway...
Granted, but my Red Panda evolves into a purple panda and becomes even CUTER and FUNNIER and AWESOMER then any red panda :P
(and lol. I know right ^o^)
you.don't.like.the.colour.purple? 'o'
Granted, but you look like a took and act like a dosh so guards come from the paramore concert to through you into the gutter which happens to be the one outside your 'funhouse' building :P
I wish i was PM of Australia and fixed all our problems and reconstructed the whole system so we didn't have freaking taxes from over a century ago! ><
Granted, but you look like a took and act like a dosh so guards come from the paramore concert to through you into the gutter which happens to be the one outside your 'funhouse' building :P
I wish i was PM of Australia and fixed all our problems and reconstructed the whole system so we didn't have freaking taxes from over a century ago! ><
(ahahaha
oh, I lOVE Wet N Wild!!!!!)
Granted, but the "pee" in the pools becomes a greater ratio to the water. And the south park episode becomes real! (if you haven't seen the episode-- don't worry... you just have to drink a cup of your own pee, eat a banana... and you won't go mad :P)
I wish i could go to the moon. xD
oh, I lOVE Wet N Wild!!!!!)
Granted, but the "pee" in the pools becomes a greater ratio to the water. And the south park episode becomes real! (if you haven't seen the episode-- don't worry... you just have to drink a cup of your own pee, eat a banana... and you won't go mad :P)
I wish i could go to the moon. xD
sorry to break your personal convo guys... :D BTW i LOVE how i met your mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!granted, but you discover that all the little children were right, and it is REALLY made of cheese. It is so good that you start eating it, and keep eating it....until you become sooo fat that you explode. by the time this happens, the moon is gone because you ate it all, so all the tides change and...floods galore!!!!!!!
i wish i was a really cool character on how i met your mother
((one problem with the above-- I hate cheese... O.o))
Granted, but they kill you off after being a dosh and looking like a tool :P
I wish i had a giant, purple chicken. (don't know why, got think of something to think of...)
Granted, but they kill you off after being a dosh and looking like a tool :P
I wish i had a giant, purple chicken. (don't know why, got think of something to think of...)
I HAVE A GIANT PURPLE FLUFFY MONSTER!!!!!
ooooh, that's right...
Okay, I don't mind (it was it's dinner xD)
Granted, but giant chibi monsters from all the nucluer hot areas attack Tokyo and you all get turned into freaky, anime-style carebears :P
I wish i had powers ^O^
ooooh, that's right...
Okay, I don't mind (it was it's dinner xD)
Granted, but giant chibi monsters from all the nucluer hot areas attack Tokyo and you all get turned into freaky, anime-style carebears :P
I wish i had powers ^O^
(awkward :P)
Granted, but your miniture and a racoon. ^.^
I wish i could control water ^O^
Granted, but your miniture and a racoon. ^.^
I wish i could control water ^O^
granted, but suddenly, everyone can control water, too, so it's not a special and unique thing anymore.I wish he would love me back =(
granted but you dont love him anymore and start thinking he is a stalker and report him to the police who find heroine in his car and lock him up and then you realize you did love him and the guilt of scorning him and leading him to jail eats you up and you commit sucide
Granted, but a new ugly yellow takes its place under the title "Poop Custard".I wish you couldn't corrupt my wishes. :D
granted but ur red panda barfs over themi wish all red and purple pandas strangled their owners
(RIP):p
Haha... yea ur alive again but the 'normal' u want is equal to living the life of a farm lad where u have to wake up at 4 in the morn (sympathisin wid u here) and then clean up all the farm stuff, rub the horses, clean up the stables of all the animals... yea. Normal enough for u. Btw your 'panda' right? When u cum alive u realize your to-the-death-we-shall-live panda sacrificed itself for u... =POk so I wish that instead for the dove being the unanimous symbol of peace, the eagle was in its place.
granted, but at a peace manifestation, hundreds of eagles are released into the air (instead of doves). the eagles are greedy and huge, so they start to pick up humans and taking them to their unreachable nests where they cut us up so we can be fed to baby eagles. From eating human meat, eagles become even bigger and take over the world.i wish i had some bubble wrap to pop right now
granted, but i'll suddenly snatch it from you!*goes to the corner and starts popping the bubble wrap*
I wish Peeta is real and he is sitting right next to me NOW
No wish? damn ><
I WISH FOR A MERRY-GO ROUND!
Actually, I don't. Because i hate them.
I WISH FOR A DRAGON ^O^ (so it can be friends with my pet ToothLess ^^)
I WISH FOR A MERRY-GO ROUND!
Actually, I don't. Because i hate them.
I WISH FOR A DRAGON ^O^ (so it can be friends with my pet ToothLess ^^)
oh that's harsh (and very uncreative)
you killed it didn't you.
._.
granted but then a fire demon burns them all before your eyes. You cannot save them and with every page that burns, you lose $5. Meaning, your broke by the time they all burn :P
I wish i was a prodigy
you killed it didn't you.
._.
granted but then a fire demon burns them all before your eyes. You cannot save them and with every page that burns, you lose $5. Meaning, your broke by the time they all burn :P
I wish i was a prodigy
((but then I get a gig on breakout kings xD-- you have to know the show to get it ahhaa))
lol.
Granted, but the laterial side of your brain overloads and bursts in a mess of colourful rainbows.
I wish that i had super powers ^O^
lol.
Granted, but the laterial side of your brain overloads and bursts in a mess of colourful rainbows.
I wish that i had super powers ^O^
granted, but the only powers you get are the ability to light stuff on fire, and being able to spread said fire. Also, you cannot control these powers, therefore you accidently light fire to your house, then accidently spread the fire and eventually you have burnt down your whole street, city and eventually the entire world.
You have killed the world. Congrats.
I wish to get 100% in all my coming exams
You have killed the world. Congrats.
I wish to get 100% in all my coming exams
wow-- that means you're dead to Jess :P
and lol. nice Kyle and to continue the chain:
granted, but it's 1 milliion dollars in debt... in interest alone MUAHAHAHHA
I wish i have no debt and a hell of a lot of money xDDD
and lol. nice Kyle and to continue the chain:
granted, but it's 1 milliion dollars in debt... in interest alone MUAHAHAHHA
I wish i have no debt and a hell of a lot of money xDDD
(damn you)
granted... okay, give me a second.
Okay, but the sky is green because of acid rain due to over development and the grass and trees are blue because of the mutations.
Because of this occurance, everyone is locked indoors for one day a year and has to wear oxygen masks.
I wish that i sued kyle for everything has (which is billions) because he stole my money AND i won the court case.
granted... okay, give me a second.
Okay, but the sky is green because of acid rain due to over development and the grass and trees are blue because of the mutations.
Because of this occurance, everyone is locked indoors for one day a year and has to wear oxygen masks.
I wish that i sued kyle for everything has (which is billions) because he stole my money AND i won the court case.
(Lol. can i add that you got caught in the acid rain Kyle? XP)
Granted, but the curing of sickness was merely an image. It just prolonged the sickness then trippled it a few months later.
The human race tried to figure out what was curing them and what was dooming them but it didn't work.
The human race was wiped out in a mere few years.
I wish i have a good time tonight at my friends birthday party xDDD
The human race tried to figure out what was curing them and what was dooming them but it didn't work.
The human race was wiped out in a mere few years.
I wish i have a good time tonight at my friends birthday party xDDD
(ouch)
lol.
Granted but they gave you nightmares and taunted you at night
I wish i was never had to sleep.
lol.
Granted but they gave you nightmares and taunted you at night
I wish i was never had to sleep.
(easy. at nighttime, their eyes turned red and they watched you. In the corner of your eyes, they moved and leered, and transformed into something horrible.
Because, at nighttime, they're no longer posters-- but gateways into the dark side of fame MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! ._.)
Granted, but sadly you could never go on it due a health condition so you just sat and watched your friends play on it.
I hope i ace my auditions ^o^
Because, at nighttime, they're no longer posters-- but gateways into the dark side of fame MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! ._.)
Granted, but sadly you could never go on it due a health condition so you just sat and watched your friends play on it.
I hope i ace my auditions ^o^
Wish granted, but that option soon breaks.
I wish I can get all the books and songs I want D:
I wish I can get all the books and songs I want D:
Granted, but you get eeevery book and song ever made and then you can't find the ones you want.I wish my crush would make a move already.
(Kyle! ^o^ and that's mean >,<)
granted, but I'm better
I wish merlin (tv show) wasn't so cringe worthy at times. ToT
granted, but I'm better
I wish merlin (tv show) wasn't so cringe worthy at times. ToT
Fine but then the change-a-colour-ability soon fails bcoz of an overkill and your curtains burn to wisps... Hehe!I really wish everything would gradually and awesomely fall together in my project by the end of my final exams! Yaya...







i wish I could stay in Italy longer