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message 1951: by Giulia (new)

Giulia | 246 comments granted, but you suddenly discover you're lactose intolerant (when you're halfway through the icecream), and have a massive allergic reaction which causes you to spend a week in hospital (and never eat icecream again D:

i wish I could stay in Italy longer


message 1952: by Amna Gillani (new)

Amna Gillani | 141 comments granted bt only in ur drems nd cus its a nitemare monsters haunt u

I wish 4 no hw


message 1953: by kathrine (new)

kathrine  (scarlettshea) | 391 comments Granted, but you have tons of Summer hw


I wish I didnt have to go to field hocky!!!


message 1954: by [deleted user] (new)

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL

Granted, like Jesus-- you make the chips the 'body of christ'.

Sadly, by eating the body of Christ-- you become Christ and history repeats itself.
The darkness in the black box comes alive and sacrifices you.
A few days later, you come back to life-- but you're a chick. And still in the black box.
You start to eat the chips again but they have turned to plain favour because-- by eating them as Christ, you made them turn pure.


I wish for faster internet.


message 1955: by [deleted user] (new)

damn. you mean i have to read all of that? T.T

as for my wish. cheery :P

okay, now, let's see....
(awkward if you are actually girl in real life xP)
ahah. I love her book poison study ahahah ^^
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA had to get your chips in there didn't you ahahah.


Granted, all that happened-- and you did live happily ever after...


Till you woke up and found yourself back in the black box.
It turns out it was all a dream. A very vivd dream.
The Darkness (which is now a living thing in the box) doesn't like the fact your dreaming.
So, in punishment, the Darkness destroys your last packet of salt and vinger chips and every chaingsaw in the world-- which is still as we know it... somewhat.

So, now, your currently in a black box, alone.
With no chips.(which were plain flavour anyway ahaha)

xP


I wish......................... that every single pack of sat and vinger chips are destroyed in the universe. but not even that. All the machinery and general capital that creates, or is part of the creation, of that chips is destroyed AND all info on how to make that type of chip is wiped from EVERYONE'S memory in the whole universe meaning no one can every "re"invent the chips.


All that, because you dared to dream :P:P:P:P:PP ahahah
aren't i such a meanie??? ^O^


message 1956: by [deleted user] (new)

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message 1957: by [deleted user] (new)

You're missing an ! after God :P

Anyway, seeming your plea is so heartfelt and i can't stop grinning... sure, you get to have your chips. AND, because I'm SO nice, you can eat them to ^o^


You can eat them... and eat them... and eat them... and, unlike Homer from the simpsons--- you do eventually get sick of eating the chips non-stop.
You see, after your wish, your whole diet is chips. Chips, and more chips.
Day and night, you eat salt and vinger chips.
it's the only things you can eat.
and eventually... you get sick of them.
But you have to keep eating them... and you get fatter, and fatter, and fatter..............



So, in the end, you end up sick of salt and vinger chip and so fat that you break the hospital bed.
Chicks gag at the sight of you. And babies cry.

but, after months of hating the chips... you start to like them again.

So, you're happy.
As a fat, chip-eating monters. :)


I wish that all my dreams came true ^o^


message 1958: by Amna Gillani (new)

Amna Gillani | 141 comments granted bt after 106 years wen ur ded


i wish any chips exept salt and vingar


message 1959: by Night (new)

Night Fury | 25 comments granted but they turn out to be EXTRA sugar and Soy sauce :) Enjoy!

I wish I could live in my favourite fiction book for a whole day (my choice parts of the books) AND that I could safely exit the book without anything unfortunate, unexpected or annoying thing occuring(like being stuck in the book forever... ooooh :O )


message 1960: by Giulia (new)

Giulia | 246 comments granted, but the day you choose to stay in the book also happens to be the end of the world. Every living thing is destroyed by various natural disasters. One of the few things remaining is your book. when you come out, everyone is dead, there is no fresh food and most continents have disappeared due to the sea level rising. guessyouwon'tlivehappilyeverafter :P

i wish i could eat anything i wanted, anytime and still remain healthy looking and healthy on the inside too


message 1961: by [deleted user] (new)

granted, but you looked like a tool and acted like dosh. And, in the end, guards came took you away.
But you saw the concert though, which was good :)
(i saw them december last year xD)

I wish i could go see emminems concert ^^


message 1962: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh damm you! Atleast you SAW the concert ><

Granted, but your old friends start to hang out with the wrong crowd and you and them drift apart. You start to get concerned about them, but they push you away... Your old friendship disappears and they start looking at you with both pity and disgust.
You commit suicide...
Okay, that's mean.

BUT, then a fluffy purple monster drops out of the sky, sets them right and suddenly there's world peace all thanks to you.
In heaven, you also find awesome friends who were better then your old friends anyway xD

i wish i had a fluffy purple monster ^O^


message 1963: by [deleted user] (new)

(((What you talking about? I did corrupt it... i then just altered the outcomes :D)))

anyway...

'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O' 'O'
oh wait.
hang on...
i thought you said I ate it.
But it ate me.
Okay, all good ^o^
and sweet-- i didn't die from the teeth? maybe's is toothless... which reminds me.

I WISH I HAD A DRAGON LIKE TOOTHLESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN A DRAGON XD

oh, that's right, i have to curropt your wish.

*sighs*
fine!

Granted, but although you owned it, your parents gave all the guards a poster with your face on it.
You were banned from the building till you became a straight A+ student. :)
so sorry. :P
you did try to get in with multiple disguises, but it never fooled them.
They just grabbed you by the shirt and threw you into the gutter... where it started to rain ahaha ^^


message 1964: by [deleted user] (new)

damn that is awkward. I was worried about that T.T
nope, aussie all the way mate xD

ahaha, lol.
granted, but a curfew is put in place all over the world for children to be in bed before eight :P
(too soon? ahah)


i wish for a chocolate bar that i can eat xD


message 1965: by [deleted user] (new)

AHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Well Kyle, I can't grant that wish-- because you already caused world peace a few comments up when you committed suicide and the purple, fluffy monster came :P

As for the nobel peace prize, sure.
Granted, but it's on Earth... and your in heaven...


I wish for a photographic memory ^o^


message 1966: by [deleted user] (new)

((aha. fair enough :P)
ahahaha LOLOLOLOLOL Sarah JP hey? you mean horse head :P Naa, that's mean :)

Granted, all that happens but the prizes ACTUALLY roll in as giant sphere prizes and flatten you xP

i wish that all my dreams come true BEFORE i die.


message 1967: by [deleted user] (new)

((good point... Okay, one of the Gods teleports the prizes up from Earth but there's so many of them that they flatten you, then fall through the clouds, and into a third world country suddenly become very happy :D))

Wow. dramatic.

OH MY GOD I LOVE RED PANADAS!!!!

Granted, but i stole it from you :)

I wish that me and the red panda have a happy life ^^


message 1968: by [deleted user] (new)

... damn you.
wait-- ahaha. Nice solution

granted, but it's cuter then yours and even more loyal xP

i wish for life (what, that doesn't sound right...)
I wish for AN AWESOME life xD


message 1969: by [deleted user] (new)

AWWW! Damn straight my life is awesome! (even without an awesome red panda ahaha)

Anyway...

Granted, but my Red Panda evolves into a purple panda and becomes even CUTER and FUNNIER and AWESOMER then any red panda :P


(and lol. I know right ^o^)


message 1970: by [deleted user] (new)

you.don't.like.the.colour.purple? 'o'

Granted, but you look like a took and act like a dosh so guards come from the paramore concert to through you into the gutter which happens to be the one outside your 'funhouse' building :P

I wish i was PM of Australia and fixed all our problems and reconstructed the whole system so we didn't have freaking taxes from over a century ago! ><


message 1971: by [deleted user] (new)

(ahahaha
oh, I lOVE Wet N Wild!!!!!)

Granted, but the "pee" in the pools becomes a greater ratio to the water. And the south park episode becomes real! (if you haven't seen the episode-- don't worry... you just have to drink a cup of your own pee, eat a banana... and you won't go mad :P)


I wish i could go to the moon. xD


message 1972: by Giulia (new)

Giulia | 246 comments sorry to break your personal convo guys... :D BTW i LOVE how i met your mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but you discover that all the little children were right, and it is REALLY made of cheese. It is so good that you start eating it, and keep eating it....until you become sooo fat that you explode. by the time this happens, the moon is gone because you ate it all, so all the tides change and...floods galore!!!!!!!

i wish i was a really cool character on how i met your mother


message 1973: by [deleted user] (new)

((one problem with the above-- I hate cheese... O.o))

Granted, but they kill you off after being a dosh and looking like a tool :P

I wish i had a giant, purple chicken. (don't know why, got think of something to think of...)


message 1974: by [deleted user] (new)

I HAVE A GIANT PURPLE FLUFFY MONSTER!!!!!
ooooh, that's right...
Okay, I don't mind (it was it's dinner xD)

Granted, but giant chibi monsters from all the nucluer hot areas attack Tokyo and you all get turned into freaky, anime-style carebears :P

I wish i had powers ^O^


message 1975: by [deleted user] (new)

(awkward :P)

Granted, but your miniture and a racoon. ^.^

I wish i could control water ^O^


message 1976: by ɐzzıɹʞ (new)

ɐzzıɹʞ granted, but suddenly, everyone can control water, too, so it's not a special and unique thing anymore.

I wish he would love me back =(


message 1977: by Elvenarya (new)

Elvenarya | 111 comments granted but you dont love him anymore and start thinking he is a stalker and report him to the police who find heroine in his car and lock him up and then you realize you did love him and the guilt of scorning him and leading him to jail eats you up and you commit sucide


message 1978: by Elvenarya (new)

Elvenarya | 111 comments i wish the color mustard didnt exist


message 1979: by Frank (new)

Frank Granted, but a new ugly yellow takes its place under the title "Poop Custard".

I wish you couldn't corrupt my wishes. :D


message 1980: by Kate (new)

Kate | 8205 comments Granted but it's because you didn't make any.

I wish I could go to sleep.


message 1981: by Amna Gillani (last edited Oct 20, 2011 02:36AM) (new)

Amna Gillani | 141 comments granted but ur red panda barfs over them


i wish all red and purple pandas strangled their owners
(RIP):p


message 1982: by Night (new)

Night Fury | 25 comments Haha... yea ur alive again but the 'normal' u want is equal to living the life of a farm lad where u have to wake up at 4 in the morn (sympathisin wid u here) and then clean up all the farm stuff, rub the horses, clean up the stables of all the animals... yea. Normal enough for u. Btw your 'panda' right? When u cum alive u realize your to-the-death-we-shall-live panda sacrificed itself for u... =P

Ok so I wish that instead for the dove being the unanimous symbol of peace, the eagle was in its place.


message 1983: by Giulia (new)

Giulia | 246 comments granted, but at a peace manifestation, hundreds of eagles are released into the air (instead of doves). the eagles are greedy and huge, so they start to pick up humans and taking them to their unreachable nests where they cut us up so we can be fed to baby eagles. From eating human meat, eagles become even bigger and take over the world.

i wish i had some bubble wrap to pop right now


message 1984: by ɐzzıɹʞ (new)

ɐzzıɹʞ granted, but i'll suddenly snatch it from you!

*goes to the corner and starts popping the bubble wrap*


I wish Peeta is real and he is sitting right next to me NOW


message 1985: by Ingrid (new)

Ingrid Granted, but you develop a strange disease that makes playing it impossible


message 1986: by [deleted user] (new)

No wish? damn ><

I WISH FOR A MERRY-GO ROUND!
Actually, I don't. Because i hate them.

I WISH FOR A DRAGON ^O^ (so it can be friends with my pet ToothLess ^^)


message 1987: by [deleted user] (new)

oh that's harsh (and very uncreative)

you killed it didn't you.
._.

granted but then a fire demon burns them all before your eyes. You cannot save them and with every page that burns, you lose $5. Meaning, your broke by the time they all burn :P

I wish i was a prodigy


message 1988: by [deleted user] (new)

((but then I get a gig on breakout kings xD-- you have to know the show to get it ahhaa))


lol.
Granted, but the laterial side of your brain overloads and bursts in a mess of colourful rainbows.

I wish that i had super powers ^O^


message 1989: by ★ Jess (new)

★ Jess  | 4295 comments Mod
granted, but the only powers you get are the ability to light stuff on fire, and being able to spread said fire. Also, you cannot control these powers, therefore you accidently light fire to your house, then accidently spread the fire and eventually you have burnt down your whole street, city and eventually the entire world.
You have killed the world. Congrats.

I wish to get 100% in all my coming exams


message 1990: by [deleted user] (new)

wow-- that means you're dead to Jess :P
and lol. nice Kyle and to continue the chain:

granted, but it's 1 milliion dollars in debt... in interest alone MUAHAHAHHA

I wish i have no debt and a hell of a lot of money xDDD


message 1991: by [deleted user] (new)

(damn you)

granted... okay, give me a second.
Okay, but the sky is green because of acid rain due to over development and the grass and trees are blue because of the mutations.
Because of this occurance, everyone is locked indoors for one day a year and has to wear oxygen masks.

I wish that i sued kyle for everything has (which is billions) because he stole my money AND i won the court case.


message 1992: by [deleted user] (new)

(Lol. can i add that you got caught in the acid rain Kyle? XP)


message 1993: by [deleted user] (new)

Granted, but the curing of sickness was merely an image. It just prolonged the sickness then trippled it a few months later.
The human race tried to figure out what was curing them and what was dooming them but it didn't work.

The human race was wiped out in a mere few years.

I wish i have a good time tonight at my friends birthday party xDDD


message 1994: by [deleted user] (new)

(ouch)

lol.
Granted but they gave you nightmares and taunted you at night

I wish i was never had to sleep.


message 1995: by [deleted user] (new)

(easy. at nighttime, their eyes turned red and they watched you. In the corner of your eyes, they moved and leered, and transformed into something horrible.

Because, at nighttime, they're no longer posters-- but gateways into the dark side of fame MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! ._.)

Granted, but sadly you could never go on it due a health condition so you just sat and watched your friends play on it.

I hope i ace my auditions ^o^


message 1996: by [deleted user] (new)

Wish granted, but that option soon breaks.

I wish I can get all the books and songs I want D:


message 1997: by Redneck Chickk (new)

Redneck Chickk (redneckchickk) Granted, but you get eeevery book and song ever made and then you can't find the ones you want.

I wish my crush would make a move already.


message 1998: by [deleted user] (new)

(Kyle! ^o^ and that's mean >,<)

granted, but I'm better

I wish merlin (tv show) wasn't so cringe worthy at times. ToT


message 1999: by Night (new)

Night Fury | 25 comments Fine but then the change-a-colour-ability soon fails bcoz of an overkill and your curtains burn to wisps... Hehe!

I really wish everything would gradually and awesomely fall together in my project by the end of my final exams! Yaya...


message 2000: by Giulia (new)

Giulia | 246 comments granted, but they're super curtains that don't let any light in and don't open, so you have to live in darkness :(

I wish I was never getting braces because I had perfect teeth


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