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[Lucy]

granted but you're so awkward around each other you end up having a really bad day.

i wish the next person would say something funny.

[Diana]

granted, but it's a joke about someone and that person hears it gets mad

i wish i wasn't all of a sudden tired

[Lucy]

granted, but you get so hyped the dog-catchers have to put you to sleep.

i wish i could whistle.

[Diana]

granted, but it drives everyone crazy and since you can't stop you are banished forever.

i wish i had something to wish for.

[Ayunda]

granted but you won't join them

i wish i didn't have to have a shower

[Diana]

granted, but you'll be dirty and smelly

i wish that my bike was cooler

[Ayunda]

granted, but you'll be so famous you don't have any privacy.

I wish I could become a writer!

[Ayunda]

granted, but you'll run out of books to read

I wish I have an Ipod

[Kendall Anne]

granted, but it breaks.

I wish for a cell phone.

[Diana]

granted, but people are always calling you.

i wish my legs didn't hurt

[Lucy]

granted, but your toes start hurting.

i wish for a new bookmark.

[★ Jess]

granted, but they all hang out with total strangers, and separately.

I wish that my story will be published and me the most famous book ever.

[Diana]

granted, but you soon die afterward

i wish i'd get a an A+ an my science test

[Jordan]

Granted, but then the government decides you're too smart for your own good and locks you in a laboratory to study for the rest of your life.

Hmm. I wish my homework was completed and I could go to bed and get up and turn it in (Ha. Find a loophole...)

[Sarah]

Granted, but then you would trip and fall in a puddle and your homework would be ruined.

I wish for every single book in the entire world!!

[Diana]

granted but there isn't enough room in your house to keep them all.

I wish school was easier

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now it is 4 hours longer each day

I wish that I could fly

[Jordan]

(Hehe.) Granted, but you fly too close to a plane, get sucked into the engine and die (remember The Incredibles? "No capes!")

I wish I could help people.

[Sarah]

But, then you would run out of people.

I wish I could have a pool.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it is not filled with water

I wish that school didn't start so early.

[Jordan]

Granted, but then you'd be in school until after dark.

I wish that there was no poverty.

[Sarah]

Granted but then everyone would be rich and snobby.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you eat too much and now you feel sick

I wish global warming would stop.

[Diana]

granted, but it gets so cold that all human life ends

i wish it wasn't foggy outside

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but now it is so bright that you can't even look outside without getting blinded.

I wish that the holidays would never end

[Jordan]

Granted, but then your family would spend so much on gifts that they would go broke and you'd end up on the streets.

I wish I didn't feel sick.

[Sarah]

Granted, but then you would throw up to stop feeling sick.

I wish I had my own computer.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it crashes and all your stuff gets lost in cyberspace

I wish that it wont be super hot this weekend

[Diana]

granted, but you get hypothermia from the cold weather

i wish i would finish my homework fast

[Kacey Rai]

Granted but all your answers will turn out to be wrong.

I wish that i could stop pocrastinating.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but once your done with all your work you will be extremely bored.

I wish I didn't have to pee.

[Kacey Rai]

Granted but then you will suffer from constipation

I wish i was smart.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then you'll be bored in class.

I wish I didn't have a terrible English teacher.

[CrestFallen]

Granted but then you had a pathetic maths teacher instead.

I wish I didn't get depressed.

[Diana]

Granted, but you'd be so happy, everyone would think you were weird.

i wish i had a mountain dew right now.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you won't be able to sleep tonight.

I wish I didn't have a bad grade in English.

[CrestFallen]

what is up with you and english?

Granted but you failed Maths.

I wish I had the right guy to date.

[[deleted user]]

You be the love.I will be the hate wrote: "what is up with you and english?

Granted but you failed Maths.

I wish I had the right guy to date."

oh gosh... it's just terrible! I love the subject but hate the class

[CrestFallen]

Shame why are they disruptive?

[Joel]

Dancing With Mr. Brownstone wrote: "what is up with you and english?

Granted but you failed Maths.

I wish I had the right guy to date."

Granted, but he will cheat on you and break your heart.

I wish everything was free.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but everything is a piece of crap.

[[deleted user]]

I wish I was a fashion Designer

[Molly]

Granted, but nobody likes your designs and you go bankrupt.

I wish I could speak in a good British accent.

[CrestFallen]

Granted but it was so heavy that people couldn't really understand what on earth you were saying.

I wish I could write poetry well.

[Molly]

Granted but you became so famous that paparazzi followed you everywhere. And I mean everywhere.

I wish I could meet Logan Lerman.

[CrestFallen]

Granted but he took out a restraining out because of your obessiveness.


I wish I could be on tv.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you have a HUGE, disgusting zit on your forehead.

I wish I was a better writer

[Joel]

granted but then you're whole live would be wasted going to book signings

[Joel]

i wish that i remembered to put this into the same post as the first one

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then your wish isn't as good as this one.

I wish the Valentine's dance wasn't postponed