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[asiyah]

Granted but then they form a gang and terrorize people.(Hey, actually I agree with you.)

I wish my homework was finished.

[Mayze]

Granted, but you didn't understand most of it and your teacher gives a pop quiz.

I wish I knew my schedule for this year.

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but u hate it

I wish my hw was done magically

[Mayze]

Granted, but the magic is not too good at school work, and you fail the homework.

I wish it wasn't going to rain today.

[Maggi]

Granted but instead you get a year long drought.


I wish I had the coolest cell phone ever!

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but u break it the same day

I wish the heat wasn't so intense

[Maggi]

Granted but now its freezing cold and everything turns to ice.

[Kate]

I wish Maggi had made a wish.

[Mayze]

Granted, but it was typed in invisible ink.

I wish I had my own movie theatre.

[asiyah]

Granted then it catches on fire and burns down.

I wish i wasn't procrastinating.

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but now u dont do the important things at all

I wish Empire State Building had a 600th floor (Percy Jackson fans will know what i am taking about)

[Maggi]

Granted but it is really nothing but storage.


I wish Hurricane Irene would go away.

[Mayze]

Granted, but a tornado comes instead.

I wish that I didn't ever need to sleep.

[Kate]

Granted but you still fall asleep, sometimes for days at a time.

I wish I was not afraid of heights.

[Elvenarya]

granted but now you are afraid of everything else

i wish i could type faster

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but u type so fast that u cant read wat ur riting


I wish there was something fun to do

[Amna Gillani]

Granted u r rabid and are shot down

I wish i knew wat to wish for

[Elvenarya]

Granted but now you cant wish for it

i wish i owned cadbury

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but all the workers resign and the new ones are so terrible that cadbury products are banned


I wish for unlimited wishes which nobody can corrupt

[Elvenarya]

Granted but you die before you can make even a single wish

i wish i was more of a socialite

[Night]

Granted but then u become a total socializer and are soon interested more in going to parties and calling ppl than studying. And thus, u flunk all tests and are grounded for eternity. (lol =P)

I wish I could attend an all-author's meeting, as the CHIEF guest. (ahhh)

[Elvenarya]

Granted... you CAN attend but no such meeting takes place

i wish flunking tests wasnt such a bad thing (or worse than that )as night makes it out to be

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but then people start flunking exams which is really really bad


I wish there would only be one post after this till I post again

[King JT]

granted, but then people wont listen to you and they will still post

i wish you were dead



*lolz*

[Amna Gillani]

granted but so are you

i wish it snowed ice-cream instead of ice
p.s there was only one post here since I posted again so thats one wish which wasn't corrupted

[Elvenarya]

granted but the ice cream melts before reaching the ground and the liquidy melted stuff is every where and sticks to your clothes and ruins them permanently

i wish the protagonist dies in the end of all books

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but only in the end of all books for five-years-old

I wish it was sunday

[King JT]

.....then u will have to get ready for school the next day which is horrible



i wish for kings island saturdays

[Amna Gillani]

Granted but its boring


I wish the teachers would forget to take summer hw and noone would remind them

[Lauren]

Granted but after the summer holidays you will receive heaps of homework.

I wish I could speak fluent Italian

[Giulia]

granted, but the grades are reversed and an A+ becomes the equivalent to an F.

I wish I was amazing at every sport I tried, even if trying it for the first time.

[Amna Gillani]

I wish that my evil sister would bake her non evil scrumptious cakes

[Elvenarya]

granted but you cant read them

i wish oompa loompas were NOT real

[Louis J.]

granted! but then who would make the chocolate?

i wish i was able to draw really well

[ɐzzıɹʞ]

granted, but when that happened, all kinds of writing materials will be forbidden because scientists found out that they contain toxic chemicals that cause Supernatural Death Cough. aww...too bad =(

i wish i'm good in math

[Giulia]

granted, but everyone else suddenly becomes really good, which would make you bad.

i wish i was a famous published author

[Giulia]

granted, but all your fingers got chopped off in a shooting accident

i wish i could read minds

[Amna Gillani]

granted but you cant stop evn to sleep and ur permenantly stuck with it


i wish oompa loompas were real

[[deleted user]]

where did the 'him' come from? o.O

But sure, why not, granted. But your a miserable sucker. You take no joy in music nor your money and you see your immortal life as a personal prison and torture.

have fun :D

I wish that i do awesome for all my upcoming performances and ace my exam! ^^

[Frank]

Granted. Your performance is great, but there is fire that interrupts the show and sends the entire audience to flee.
You ace your exam. However, your teacher told everyone else while you were in the bathroom that the test could only be aced if you get every question wrong. Argo, you failed the class.
Woot for long explanations.

I wish I had a pony. That breathed fire. And looked manly...
I wish I had a manly pony!

[[deleted user]]

ahaha lol. My exam is a piano one so there's no "questions" all playin for a full 45mins :P

And a manly pony hey? Sure, granted-- you get a manly pony who happened to like guys... and it liked you... alot...

you end up shooting it.


I wish for more wishes

[Giulia]

granted, but you get put in jail for making a person brain dead (even if it was just a wish). you spend all of your time in jail (because you are immortal), and have to waste your talent singing lullabies trying to get your cell mate to stop snoring.

i wish i could speak french fluently

[Tracy]

granted, but it's all you can speak now. You've just landed in China and had all your money and ID stolen.

I wish I could make money magically appear.

[Giulia]

granted, but you make so much money that it gains a mind of itself and takes over the world, drowning humans in it.

i wish i didn't have a cold right now, or ever again

[Amna Gillani]

granted but u get pneumonia all the time instead lol


I wish for cupcakes

[Lisa]

granted, but they all have bugs inside that eat your insides

i wish it wasn't raining right now

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you quickly learn that there was an overdose in vinegar in the mixture back at the factory and well... it caused your taste buds to become dull. Suddenly you have no taste and you find there's no longer any point in living.
You commit suicide, find yourself in hell where i save the day and the whole of the human race (that you condemmed above)... besides you.

again, have fun :D

I wish that Kyle the 'eccentric, clever, optimistic, Idealist'... get's my wish on the one condition that it can not affect me or anything around me... :P
(ain't i nice? ^^)

[Kate]

granted but he chooses not to respond, so instead I do and you end up not getting your wish fufilled

I wish I didn't have as much homework

[[deleted user]]

Granted, you get your chips.^o^

However, every chip you eat turns a white,fluffy bunny pink and sparkly.
Roaylly pissed off, the pink, sparkling bunnies revolt and hunt you down.
They go to kill you but quickly realise that it's useless.
Nothing bad happens to you.
So they build a black room around you and your left in darkness to enjoy your chips.
In result, you indirectly go crazy and begin to worship the chips. Thus, you stop eating the holy chips and die of hunger.

All indirectly.

(oh, and it was the 'luckiest' bag of chips. See, the luck was for themselves-- you stopped eating them in the end, didn't you? :P)

[Amna Gillani]

ppl pls remembr to make a wish too


I wish for icecream