Kids/Teens Book Club discussion
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Corrupt a wish
Granted, but you cannot get anything maple-flavored because everybody has raided the stores searching for maple. I wish I could go to a baseball game.
Granted but it's raining and you have the very worst seats, so you're out in the open and can't see anything.I wish that I could magically get rid of exhaustion.
Granted, but in doing so you rip open a hole in the space-time continuum that threatens to destroy reality itself. I wish that I had a magical unicorn
Granted but it kicks you and breaks your knee.I wish I were a fish.
granted but you are doomed be on land (sorry :p)i wish i had chocolate cake
granted, but I stole it and ate it. I wish I could teleport
Granted but you can only go two feet, and only in your house.I wish I had wings.
Granted but the second it starts you wish it was summer again.I wish I wasn't injured.
Granted but now you know why every single person in the world is injured. (I got shin splints by building up my running mileage too quickly.)I wish that the ground were more comfortable to sit on.
Granted, but you can't run anymore because it's too soft. I wish I could make the traffic disappear.
Granted but you disappear along with it.I wish my stomach was not upset.
Granted, but you have a pounding headache instead.I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted but she will cheat on you.I wish my headache will go away!
Granted but you get hiccups that last for three weeks.I wish that I were home.
granted but a bomb drops on top of the house after u step into iti wish i dint crave for ice cream when i have flu
Granted, but then you never crave for ice-cream again.I wish I was healthier.
Granted but everyone you know gets sick.I wish that I had all the time I wanted to read.
Granted but you won't have a book to read
I wish for an unlimited supply of cool books
Granted but you have no time to read them.I wish for a pill that gets rid of sleepiness.
Granted, but it has many side effects including drowsiness and death. I wish that I was not jet lagged.
Granted but you're stuck on a flying plane for thirty hours.I wish that my parents weren't going to wake me up early.
Granted but you will get electrocuted at 5 am every morning so to wake you up earlyi wish people weren't mean
Granted but they will become soo nice at fussy over u dat u will want them to b mean againI wish i could make it rain whenever i want to
Granted but you can't make it stop and everyone drowns.I wish that my leg were healed.
Granted but it's made out of play-dough. I wish that I have a great time next week.
Granted but you will have the worst time of your life the entire yearI wish for ultra yummy brownies
granted but they fall in a vat of toxic waste before you get to eat themi wish that i could redecorate my room the way i want it
Granted but the new decoration lasts only for 1minI wish i could go to sleep
granted but you don't wake up until 300 years later.I wish I could dance.
granted but u find out someone's tied your shoelaces together, you trip and break a leg while trying to tango (?)I wish I could fly like an eagle
Granted but a hunter shoots you.I wish I had new batting gloves.
granted, but they are very shoddily made, and fall apart when you try to use them. I wish I had some breakfast.
but you throw up immediatelyi wish for nothing
Granted but u always always get nothingI wish I had no homework
Granted but you don't remember anything you ever learned, even your name.I wish I could hit better.
Granted but everyone else becomes better than uI wish I had more time to read the new books i have
Granted but they're all terrible.I wish I didn't have to leave.
Granted, but you can never move from the spot you're in.I wish I wasn't cold.
Granted but you're just not noticing while you get completely frostbitten.I wish that my hands weren't sore.
Granted, but they fall off.I wish I had something to do this weekend!
Granted, but it's sewing buttons on clothes all weekend. I wish the new episode of Doctor Who was out.
Granted but u cant see itI wish for freedom
Granted but it's just a state of mind. (*sings*)I wish that I was not nervous.
Granted but everyone around u is nervousI wish that the super annoying kids that just came went away
granted but they badger and take you along with them to see Cinderella.I wish I could type faster
granted but you can only type in zulu and you dont understand what you are typingi wish for lollipops
Granted but you don't like the ones you gotI wish for it to snow all month
Granted, but it snows so high you have to wait a week to go outside because it is so high!!!I wish THG commercials were out!!!!
I wish that the world understood the amazingness of maple as a flavor.