Kids/Teens Book Club discussion
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Corrupt a wish
Granted, but the reckless villain known as "Big TV Snatcher Man" gets wind of this new wish. He stakes out and waits for you to have your wish granted. As a new 60inch television set *poofs* out of no where, the Snatcher decides to make his move. He creeps to your house and waits for you take a snack break. As you go to refill your pop-corn bowl, he blasts through the window using his specially made TV Snatcher Collector Gun. When you return, your brand new TV is gone.(alright that was a bit much?)
I wish for a mansion.
(no that was Jennifer, Anna. I sprained it once playing basketball and once in a cross country race)Granted but while spending your first night there you hear noises coming from the attic. When you go to investigate, you discover that the mansion is haunted, and not with Casper's friends. If you don't get out immediately, well you might never.
I wish I was a cat. (no, I don't know where that came from)
Granted, but you don't actually have nine lives and end up falling out of a tree and breaking your back. (Sorry).I wish for very comfortable wool socks.
Granted, but you're carpet is so static-y that whenever you wear them you get painful static shocks. I wish I could fly
Granted but it's only a dream.I wish that I didn't need to sleep.
Granted, but you have to be a sparkly angsty vampireI wish that I could go to Hogwarts
(that is harsh)Granted but you're put in Slytherin.
I wish I had a unicorn.
(That's unfortunate...but totally worth it if I could go!)Granted, but he-who-must-not-be-named attacked it in the night and drank its blood.
I wish I had a flying broomstick
granted but you could never fly it.......I wish i could do pretty cool magic
Granted, but it backfires and turns you into a troll.I wish I had a super-power.
Granted, but it's only the power to make things slightly damp/soggy. I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but it's unpredictable, and you do go where you're supposed to.I wish I could write better stories, and have the will to do it.
Granted, but they all feature Edward CullenI wish I had a bookstore within walking distance of my house
Granted but it only has books written in Japanese about the science of vacuum cleaners.I wish that I was able to sing.
Granted, but you can only sing horrible cheesy 80s love songs. I wish that my bike was fixed
Granted but the next time you try to ride it the chain breaks.I wish that I were tall.
Granted, but you get all the negatives of being tall (having huge feet that you can't find shoes for, never being able to wear heels, hitting your head ALL THE TIME, having trouble finding clothes that fit correctly/skirts and dresses that actually cover you etc.)I wish that there were more Harry Potter books
Granted, but you can't read.I wish that I was back where I have to wear an annoying blue lanyard.
Granted, but it's not awesome because I'm not there (and neither are the lady wolves) I wish that I could fall asleep more easily
Granted but you never wake up.I wish that it wasn't almost midnight.
(AAAHHHH!!! No Lady Wolves!)
Granted, but you can't get onto pottermoreI wish I had a pair of slippers
Granted but they're made of nails.I wish the contest thing was up.
Granted, but you can't figure out the answer (improbable, but possible)I wish that I knew what time the contest would be up
Granted but you can't get to a computer.I wish that I were asleep.
Granted, but you miss the website's opening. I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow
Granted but you wake up at 4 in the morning anyway.I wish that I had just gotten 15 straight hours of sleep.
Granted, but you have that horrible feeling when you wake up after having slept too much and are more tired than when you went to sleep. I wish I had some cookies
Granted but they are made out of clay.I wish the contest hadn't opened at 4 am.
Granted, but you still slept through it. I wish that I could go for days without sleeping.
Granted, but you still get tired and terribly sleep-deprived causing you to hallucinate all the time.I wish I had some cheese-cake.
Granted but it has arsenic in it.I wish that my arm wasn't hurting.
granted, but gilderoy lockhart de-boned it. I wish that it wasn't so hot out
Granted but it's freezing and you're wearing a t-shirt and shorts.I wish that I wasn't exhausted.
Granted, but you're super annoyingly hyper instead. I wish that I could drive.
Granted but you don't have a car.I wish that I had my HP collection with me.
Granted but you can only travel to the explosion of Pompeii, and not back.I wish that I were the tooth fairy.
Granted, but you will never see your family again because you are so busy collecting teeth.I wish I went to school at Hogwarts!
Granted but you're expelled for using magic outside of school.I wish I could go back to sleep.
Granted but it's glass and you can't get out and people watch you like you're in a zoo.I wish that I could tune.
Granted, but you have no instruments to tune. I wish that I could play the drums
Granted but you're not allowed to play.I wish I could drive.
Granted but the only thing you have to "drive" is a bicycle. I wish I could write more.
Granted but it turns out terrible.I wish that I had time to play the viola.
granted.... you have the time but break the viola the first second of your free timei wish there are no more electricity shortages
Granted, but there are water shortages instead. I wish summer was longer.
granted but the heat will be way tooo intenseI wish i knew how to make a proper snowman :p
Granted but there's no snow.I wish I could have a snowball fight right now.
Granted, but you get hypothermia because you're only wearing your summer clothes. I wish it was raining
Granted but the pool is empty.I wish I wasn't so tired all the time
I wish I had a bigger tv.