Corrupt a wish Showing 101-150 of 2,503

[★ Jess]

granted, you will have a terrible holiday

i wish for a $100 book voucher

[Diana]

granted, but it has already expired.

I wish i was a better at cooking.

[★ Jess]

granted, but once you are better at cooking, your hand gets chopped off in a freak accident and cant cook ever again.

i wish that this group will have thousands of members

[Diana]

granted, but then it will be hard to control.

i wish i wasn't fa behind in history.

[★ Jess]

granted, but you are behind in every single other subject.

TTPBML i wish to be famous for all the right reasons.

[Diana]

granted, but then your death makes you even more famous.

I wish i could have pasta for lunch.

[Lydia]

granted, but you will never have pasta again.

Just to make you guys happy, I'll make a wish.

I wish that I would think of Christmas presents for everyone.

[Diana]

Woo Hoo! you made a wish.
Granted, but you run out of money to pay for presents less than halfway through buying.

I wish I didn't have a page of math homework left.

[Lydia]

granted, but you will have 5 pages left.

Here's another wish: I wish there will be a snow day tomorrow but the concert will be rescheduled to another day.

[Diana]

Granted, but........um.....oh! It snows four feet and drops below -6F and when you go to the concert it's outside and the music sounds awful.

I wish dinner was done cooking so I can go to the library.

[Lydia]

granted, but the library will have closed early.

I wish I had 2 million dollars and nothing bad happened to it. (like it got lost or stolen)

[Diana]

granted, but the money is then used to make your funeral more lavish. at least it wasn't stolen. :)

I wish i could move things with my eyes.

[Ayunda]

granted but every time you look at someone things come throwing at them and they won't talk to you anymore so you're lonely.

i wish i have an ipod.

[Lydia]

granted, but you won't be able to put music on it

[Diana]

I wish I wasn't behind in school.

[Lydia]

granted, but you will excel and evryone will hate you for it

[Ayunda]

I wish I don't have to go to school

[Diana]

granted, but you will become very ignorant and every one will make fun of you.

I wish the weather didn't call for a blizzard in my area.

[[deleted user]]

granted but then chuck norris gets mad and kills everyone with his chin-fist

I wish to met derek landy and have him create great skulduggery pleasant books and have a character in the book named after me and the character doesn't die until I want him to or have anything bad happen to him unless I say so

[Diana]

Granted, but you die of happiness.

I wish, there was chocolate in my house.

[[deleted user]]

granted but theres so much chocolete u suficate and die a slow painful death

I want a chuck-norris-sorus and for it to be awesome

[Diana]

granted, but its so awesome that you're unpopular forever.

i wish somebody would tell me what the whole chuck norris thing is about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lydia]

granted, but you won't understand what they say

[Diana]

I wish Lydia would make a wish!!!!!!!!!!

[Lydia]

Fine, but you won't be able to corrupt it.

I wish that I would think of a present for my mom for Christmas and nothing bad would happen

[Diana]

granted, but you won't know what to give to any other relative.

i wish i could do good dives in water.

[Lydia]

granted, but you will hit your head doing it and you won't be able to diver again

[Diana]

i wish i wasn't prone to hitting my head.

[Lydia]

granted, but you are prone to hit everything else

[Diana]

I wish i had knee and arm pads.

[Lydia]

granted, but they will wear out after a few minutes

[Diana]

I wish there weren't ding dong ditches in my neighborhood.

[Lydia]

granted, but people will do worst pranks

[Diana]

i wish people wouldn't make fun of my bike.

[[deleted user]]

granted but u have no bike so what to make fun of

I wish for a day to day life and my wish never expires

[Diana]

granted, but everything bad happens

i wish the cookies we got weren't gone yet.

[Lydia]

granted, but you won't ever eat them and they will turn bad.

[Diana]

i wish school didn't take forever.

[★ Jess]

gramted, it takes for eternity.

I wish for all the homless people to find homes

[Diana]

granted, but then you become homeless

I wish my friends would call me to go ice skating

[Lydia]

granted, but you will fall through the ice

I wish for a longer vacation

[Diana]

granted, but you'll then have nothing to do.

I wish it would snow another inch.

[Ayunda]

granted, but your feet would freeze when you touch it.

I wish it's new years

[Diana]

granted but it new years every day and you begin to hate it.

i wish my mom would let me have facebook!!!!!

[Ayunda]

granted but you'll be addicted and die.

I wish I could see the hybreed supreme commander

[Lucy]

granted but he's wearing an invisiblity suit and you can't see him.

i wish i could read minds.

[[deleted user]]

granted but there are so many minds that ur head begins to hurt then ur head explodes and u die.

I whish for a cooler better name than RAVEN

[Diana]

granted, but nothing else about you is cool

TTPBM: i wish i hadn't eaten that doughnut during sunday school

[[deleted user]]

u didn't but then u ate 12 doughnuts

[Diana]

i wish my friends could hang out today.