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[[deleted user]]

(they r sticks filled with sugar and u just pour the thing in ur mouth. u get 101 in a packet and soz Renae about the throwin up thing)

granted but a family memeber steals all of them so u dont get none!!

i wish for noo school tomoz

[Renae]

s'ok XD

I don't have school tomorrow lol
granted but it's because terrorists blew up the school and they also blew up the whole town

I wish my little sister would play games with me XD

[[deleted user]]

that would be soo kool that they blew up the skool!!!

granted but then she gets annoyin and u dont want her to play no more

i wish my mum would buy me more books

[Megan]

granted but then your house get set on fire and they all burst into flames. sadly you dont save a single one.

i wish i had poptarts right now

[Renae]

Granted but I swing in to your house ninja style and grab the poptart right when you are about to put it in your mouth :) YAY I GET THE POPTART :D I've never had a poptart before :) WHOO.!

I wish for another poptart because the one I stole was so delicious

[[deleted user]]

granted but the poptart got pooped on by a bird right before you ate it
~ i wish i had a pet wolf

[Renae]

XD my friend got pooped on by a bird yesterday XD

Granted but you cannot tame it and it eats you

I wish I could go to Venice

[[deleted user]]

granted but you drown
~ i wish tests didn't exist

[Rose]

granted, but there would be quizes.

I wish to end world hunger.

[[deleted user]]

granted but everyone overeats and dies (sorry)
~ i wish i was an animagus

[Rose]

granted, but you would turn into a beatle and get squashed.

I wish that everyone was happy

[[deleted user]]

granted but it was because they were breathing happy gas
~ i wish i didn't get squashed

[Renae]

granted but one of those freaky loser kids with no friends burns u with a magnifying glass XD soz Stargazer

I wish my sister would come home from camp

[[deleted user]]

grrr stupid kids =p

granted but it turns out at the camp they preformed a buch of mind experiments on her and acidentally switched her brain with someone else
~ i wish dragons were real but they didn't kill me or hurt me

[Danielle]

by Renae Jun 29, 2010 02:29pm
I like the hot weather :D but then again I don't burn like you do lolz

Granted but then everything would freeze over and we would be stuck inside our homes for the rest of our lives and will be so hungry we eat eachother and everyone ends up dying

I wish it was warmer




for your information renae i finally did tan (it took 10 days of camping but still)and i didnt burn

[Danielle]

granted but then I steal that poptart while singing the SpongeBob FUN song.

I wish that it wasnt so hot outside

[CrestFallen]

Granted but it became too cold and you got frostbite on your poor toes.

I wish my exams were done.

[Renae]

umm no one did Stargazers wish...:'( poor Stargazer so I'll just do two :

1. (Dancing With Mr. Brownstone) granted but because your exams were finished so early the school had to skip a few and now you must take courses during the summer.

2. (Stargazer) Granted but then Hosama Binladen **srry about the spelling** would coome and blow up their envirronment so they slowly died out so you were very sad but then I bought you a Hippogriph to make up for it cuz I felt bad.

I wish for more time each day

[CrestFallen]

Granted but you got lazy and never made use of the extra time given.


I wish for ice cream

[Bahar]

granted,but its tasteles...


i wish my best friend would win da headgirl elections..

[CrestFallen]

Granted but she was pathetic at it so they demoted her to deputy.

((I hope she does become headgirl.))

I wish to understand myself.

[Bahar]

(thanx=)
granted,but u lose the ability to understand otherz..

i wish to get more marks in my nxt board examination then i got this time..

[CrestFallen]

((No problem. Can you tell me if she does. Im sorry really odd request.))


Granted but the system crashes so everyone gets the marks they got last term.

I wish to go home.

[Diana]

Granted, but when you get there, it has burnt down.

I wish I could go to England.

[CrestFallen]

Granted but then on your way to england the plan crashes.


I wish for a new phone.

[Diana]

Granted, but you drop it in a pot of boiling water.

I wish for a new bike.

[Bahar]

granted,but its tires are missing:p

i wish my net cnction wouldn't get stuck at times..

[Diana]

Granted, it gets stuck completely

I wish for the third Hunger Games book to come out early

[Renae]

Okay XD I CANNOT currupt this wish it would be like against my religion haha

granted but you can't buy a copy because you're grounded

I wish for a piece of pumpkin pie

[Diana]

Granted, but you become allergic to pumpkins

I wish I was on the A team for volleyball...

[CrestFallen]

Granted,you were chosen for A team but you broke your leg so you couldn't play for the whole season.


I wish I had a recipe book.

[Diana]

Granted, but the recipes are written in Russian

I wish my legs didn't hurt...

[Lydia]

Granted, but then your arms start to hurt.

I wish that my friends could come to my birthday party.

[Chloe]

Granted, but they ruin your birthday party.

I wish that I could meet all The Beatles (the dead ones would come back to life)

[Renae]

Granted but they are really rude and it basically ruins your life

I wish I could have a pet gecko that CANNOT DIE

[Chloe]

Granted, but the gecko bites off your leg.

I wish that there was World Peace (haha no one can corrupt that!!)

[Renae]

haha I'm okay with that as long as I can have a gecko :D

Granted but everyone gets bored and Hosama Binladen becomes a singer and is so bad that everyone dies

I wish for some food for my gecko that WON'T poison it

[Jordan]

Granted, but your gecko abandons you to work for an insurance company, where they brainwash it into thinking you don't exist. So, you don't have a gecko any more.

I wish someone else would make a wish, because I can't think of one.

[Chloe]

Granted, but the person who makes the wish (me) makes a stinkish wish.

I wish I had an orange.

[Kacey Rai]

Granted but it has worms inside.

I wish i could be fluent in french.

[Chloe]

my poor orange!

Granted, but you speak to fast and no one can understand you.

I wish I could go to Hawaii.

[Diana]

Granted, but your plane crashes

I wish for gingerbread cookies!!!

[Chloe]

Granted, but the Gingerbread cookies come to life, turn you into a Gingerbread cookie, and eat you.

I wish that Global Warming wasn't happening.

[Diana]

Granted, but instead, global freezing happens.

I still want my gingerbread cookies.

[Chloe]

haha, Granted, but you no longer like gingerbread cookies.

I wish there weren't mean people in the world.

[Diana]

Granted, but everyone is sticky sweet

I wish that my favorite character in the last book I read hadn't died.

[Chloe]

Granted, but then he/she just dies again.

I wish I had a pet Unicorn!

[Diana]

Me sad :(

Granted, but it dies right after you get it. Ha!

I wish for waffles.

[Chloe]

heh, Granted but the waffles are disgusting.

I wish I could fly.

[Diana]

Granted, but fly into The Empire State Building and kill yourself.

I wish my neck didn't hurt