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[Kate]

granted, but you get sick tomorrow

I wish that I was a musician

[[deleted user]]

((not fair!))

granted but you can only play the one song, 'river flows in you,' on any instrument you touch and no other.

I wish that QLD wins state of origin tonight
((backspace- i KNOW they are going to win. mUAHAHAHHA))

[Jordan]

Granted, but it turns out that they cheated, so they LOSE! HA!

I wish I could go to bed.

[B]

Granted, but your bed turned as hard as rock...
I wish I can be at my friend's house now instead of being stuck at home~

[Bahar]

gtanted,but shez not home herself so u get bored to death..

i wish to listen to a nice song..

[B]

granted, but after a few secz d speaker broke...? (sowwie 4 d lack of imagination :P)
I wish I can hav my friendz come 2 my house~

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then an the government comes knocking at your door and takes you away before you can even say hi and you are forced to watch twilight over and over again in till your practically tearing your eyes out.

I wish to go to marest dancing instead of staying home sick

[[deleted user]]

Jordan wrote: "Granted, but it turns out that they cheated, so they LOSE! HA!

I wish I could go to bed."

(((hmmmmm....... lol. both my parents are NSW supporters while me and my two sisters are QLD's >.< :D)))

[Bahar]

granted,but you fell down while dancing n wish u had stayd home..

i wish smone wud cm n do my hw for me..n dat dey do it rite..

[B]

granted but u lost it d nxt day...
i wish i dun hav soo much testz nxt week

[Cheyenne]

granted, but then it backfires.

i wish the dude i like will like me back.

[Kate]

Granted, but you don't like him anymore

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate

[Cormick]

granted but you hate being one

i wish i could travle threw time

[[deleted user]]

granted but you disrupt the time/space continuem and doom humanity to be enslaved to sloths

[Cormick]

make a wish

[[deleted user]]

sorry =)
~ i wish i could fly with dragons

[[deleted user]]

granted, but the dragon ends up eating you once yo land

i wish we lived in a land of magic and adventure XD

[Kate]

Granted, but once you live in a land of magic and adventure it isn't magical or adventurous. It's just life.

I wish I never had to work in my life.

[Cormick]

Granted but then you are poor and starve

I wish the us econnimy was better

[[deleted user]]

(((true true :D)))

Granted, but because you can get no job you go broke and develope a drug and gambling addiction which leads you to have huge debts to "big bussiness".
You do not live beyond the age of twenty two in "repayment".

((soz, that's kinda harsh :S))

I wish i wasn't so board

[[deleted user]]

Cormick wrote: "Granted but then you are poor and starve

I wish the us econnimy was better"

(((heyy- i just replyed for that... >_< egh. too bad. I'll reply for yours then...)))

[Cormick]

Granted but you break you leg wele having Fun and go to the hospital

I wish I could stay awake forever

[[deleted user]]

Cormick wrote: "Granted but then you are poor and starve

I wish the us econnimy was better"

Granted, but because the econnimy becomes one fo the best- Obama goes on a speeding spree and buys out every country he can and the ones that refuse he goes to war with.
Eventually China gets pissed off and delcares war with the US because their getting in their way of world domination and takes over.
But just before things become final- Australia steps in thinking things have gone to far and kick China's Ass with the help of England and a few other countires.
The US are saved but are now under a watchful eye from other countries and aren't trusted.
Obama gets assinated during the huge war and America delcares that they wil never have another black president which just sparks more contraversy.

And the end results-

THe world hates America (even more) and they come to reliese what a better place it would be without them.

[Cormick]

(all because of Obama :)

[[deleted user]]

Cormick wrote: "Granted but you break you leg wele having Fun and go to the hospital

I wish I could stay awake forever"

Granted, but because of this syndrom the government hunts you down and creates a massive war weapon out of you and controls you for the rest of your life.
(which might i add is forever MUAHAHAHHA)

[[deleted user]]

Cormick wrote: "(all because of Obama :)"

(((you got that right ;D maybe the rumours he's the antichrist are ture :O)))

[Cormick]

Again obama

[[deleted user]]

(hmmmm...)

I wish i ruled the world and created world peace

[[deleted user]]

Cormick wrote: "Again obama"

true true :P
but you never know- it could have been the chinese government or the australian :O
i never liked krudd >_<

[Cormick]

Granted but the only peace you could think of was everyone dieing

I wish I could go invisible when ever I wanted to

[[deleted user]]

(((oh that's harsh O~O)))

Granted but one day you can't become "visable" again and you gradually dissappear left to wonder the world, never really there for EVER!!!
bum bum baaa!!!!

I wish I will have an adventurious life when i'm older full of kicking bad guys asses
MUAHAHHA!!! >_<

[Cormick]

Granted but eventually they kick yours

I wish I had an intresting life

[[deleted user]]

((oh dam you :P))

granted but eventually all this "interesting" stuff takes it toll and eventually you crack and your sent to an asylum.

(Muahah- take that XD evil)

[[deleted user]]

oh that's right i have to wish.

I wish i will eventually find the truth out about god and whether it really is shit or the holy truth

[[deleted user]]

((deep wish. God is real you can just see it in the world around you, and I mean are we seriously supposed to believe that this was all just an accident in space. Come on people! The smarter someone thinks they are the dumber they are in reality. where did human inginuity come from if not from a greater power.))

but in the spirit of the game,
You find realize that God is real but you find out to late and end up going to Hell with the REAL devil.
~ i wish i could bring many into the light of truth (i know another deep wish but one thats on my heart)

[[deleted user]]

(((interesting- your one of the first people i know (somewhat) that has expressed their opinion in the oppisite of what i would believe.

It's surprising that you believe that this "accident" is made up when really- it's so much more likely then this "god". and about this greater power... well... it doesn't have to be "god" persay. I believe in this life force of ours that connects everything- chi and ki if you like.

interesting....)))

[[deleted user]]

((let me guess- this light of yours is god aka the holy word...??? ))

granted, but later on you find out that this "truth" of yours isn't what you thought it was

i wish that i new the answer that would stop so much bloodshed (aka. to religion)

[B]

granted, but ur life sucked
I wish I had a happy life...? (sry i rly can't think of anything else ;P)

[Bahar]

granted,but then u grow uncomfortable wen u see other people suffering n wish u never led such a happy life..(still,i really hope u get your wish=)

i wish my Biology teacher wasn't leaving..

[B]

(thxx~ =D)
granted, but she grew rly mean nd boring... (ughh sux 4 u... hope u get a better biology teacher ;P)
I wish I can read stuff faster

[Bahar]

granted,but u start to read so fast dat u cnt understand half of wat u've read..

i wish for chocolate biscuits..

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but it turns out to be poop!

I wish that the dance will be fun.

[B]

granted, but u couldn't go bcz ur mom won't allow u so u missed all d fun (to Cheyenne, heyy there is also going to b a dance at our skool! I hope both r fun ;P)

I wish there was no test tomorrow actually ever... :D

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but instead you have homework till you die. (To Belinda thats awesome ours is for the end of the school year. What is yours for?)

I wish to finish the book i am reading before i have to return it.

[B]

Granted, but u didn't understand halve of wat u were reading. (To Cheyenne, ours is also 4 d end of the skool yr party! Ours is formal. Is urs formal or casual? Have fun!!!)

I wish I can pass all of the finalz...

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but you get held back for not finishing homework.(to Belinda, I would guess causul becauses It Is a luau.)

[B]

make a wish ;) (to Cheyenne, lucky! I wish ours waz also casual~!)

[Cheyenne]

I wish i was not hungry.

(belinda im sorry i am dressed causal just cause it is our last day of school)

[[deleted user]]

granted but instead they hated each other and killed the other during a fight
~ i wish i was at home right now

[Cheyenne]

Granted, but then your house blew away in a tornado with you in it.
I wish i could get over this cough.