Corrupt a wish Showing 701-750 of 2,503

[Bahar]

granted,but smone snatches it from u n runs away..

i wish i cud learn french(and everyone understands me,n i dnt lose my ability to talk or to hear:p)

[B]

granted, but u forgot it the nxt day
i wish the wishes aren't sooo hard to corrupt!!!

[Cormick]

Granted now there hard to type down

I wish for a car

[B]

Granted, but it was a second-hand car and broke after one day.

[Cormick]

Make a wish

[B]

oops sowwie, I wish I can finish my hw faster

[Cormick]

Granted but all the answers are wrong

I wish I didn't have to give a speech tonight or any other time

[B]

granted, but u have 2 write a 3000 word essay instead
I wish I dun have 2 wake up early 2morrow

[Cormick]

Granted but you have to wake up early the next day

I wish I had a life

[B]

waaat how can i grant nd corrupt tat?! ughh~
granted, but only 4 a second...?
I wish I will do well on my French test 2morrow

[Cormick]

Granted but you fail the rest of your tests

I wish i could have all the books I wanted forever

[B]

Granted, but they r all missing pages.
I wish I will get 2 meet my aunt's daughter this summer break

[Cormick]

Granted but you hate her

I wish I could be done with school

[B]

waaat? skool iz fun! wel sorta anywayz... which grade r u in?
Granted, but u have 2 start working...
I wish my sis will play piano first on Thursday...

[Cormick]

8th

granted but you play first from then on ( you play the piano?)

I wish it was 70 out side

[B]

yaaa I do... do u?

granted but it became 50 2morrow

I wish I won't fail any test 4 d rest of the yr

[Cormick]

Ya
granted but you fail all your tests next year

I wish I could breath undrer water for the rest of my life

[B]

do u lyk playing piano?
granted, but u won't be able 2 breath above water anymore
i wish i can read minds...

[Bahar]

granted,but u can't read anything else then..think about it..no books..:p
i wish it wasn't so hot outside=(

[B]

granted, but it will be freezing cold instead
i wish i noe how 2 ride a horse...

[Bahar]

granted,but unfortunately the horse is a bad-tempered one so he throws u down his back..

i wish for a big book of secrets..

[Bahar]

lets see how u ruin dat..=)

[B]

hum... interesting itz gonna be FUN corrupting this 1... ;P
Granted but it is a book full of dirty secrets and u wished u never opened it...

I wish I owned a homework machine that isn't broken and do my homework 4meh... lolz

[Bahar]

granted,but the machine is not properly funtioned n it does all your hw wrong..
n you get double hw cuz of dat:D

i wish for a magic invisiblity cloak(like the one in harry potter)..

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it turns out they are all about you so you hide the book away hoping no one will find it but forget where it is and then someone else finds it and reads all your secrets over the pa system at school.
I wish my response wasn't so long =P

[Bahar]

granted,but then it's VERY long..

i wish for a nice wish to wish..

[[deleted user]]

Bahar wrote: "granted,but the machine is not properly funtioned n it does all your hw wrong..
n you get double hw cuz of dat:D

i wish for a magic invisiblity cloak(like the one in harry potter).."

Granted but u could never take it off
~ I wish I didn't have school today

[Bahar]

Granted,but u have it tomoro n then the day after dat n the nxt day n so on..

i wish for a nice jewelery box made of glass..

[B]

granted, but you dropped it and the glass broke...
I wish I get a new LA teacher nxt yr

[Cormick]

granted but you hate her

i wish i could ditch school today

[AAAlien]

Granted but they'll fall from the sky and you'll get buried under them

I wish my hair dried faster

[B]

Granted, but they turned on another stupid video
I wish I don't get any hw 2day

[Megan]

granted but them you get a whole bunch of extra chores.
I hope i don't have to do the stupid pirate play for my school

[Cormick]

Granted then you have to do a play which is even worse

I wish I could teleport

[[deleted user]]

Granted but u accidentally leave your ________(insert body part) behind
~ I wish, I wish Greg could leave his choir concert early and come to my pool party (I know this is the worst place to put a true wish but might as well let every else have fun)

[B]

Granted, but he left early 2
I wish I can get higher than 95 on all my tests

[[deleted user]]

I'm not following, what do u mean he left early 2?

Granted but so did the rest of your class so the teacher curved the grading scale so your scores were all low
~ I wish I could get Greg to go to the movies with me and not have it be ackward.

[Kate]

Granted, but it's the wrong Greg--it's a Greg you don't even know

I wish my cat would stop licking my arm

[Jordan]

Granted, but the cat goes and eats all of your *insert favorite food here* instead. :D

I wish my silly puppy wasn't so drooly.
(She slimed my laptop. And my pants. And my shoes. And pretty much everything else...)

[B]

sowwie 4 d confusion Stargazer... i meant he came early but he also left early

granted, but now ur cat started being drooly ;P

I wish I can get another puppy

[Megan]

granted but this puppy bites everything and shew everything and you can't get it to stop

i wish i wasn't failing algebra

[B]

granted, but now u r failing science
I wish my hair was a bit longer...

[Megan]

granted but then you get it caught in the vacume

i wish my little brother would go away

[B]

lolz granted, but u get a small sister instead
I wish I get 2 visit the other planets ;P

[★ Jess]

Granted, but you dont prepare properly and you suffocate as soon as you break out of the atmosphere.

I wish we never had a tech lesson at school again.

[B]

Granted, but now u get tech lessons at home which r wayyyy worse ;P

I wish I don't boring teachers ever again

[★ Jess]

(There is no way tech could be worse!!!)

Granted, you dont get boring teachers-you get MEAN,RUDE, EVIL teachers.

I wish science was easy.

[B]

(haha is tech rly thatttt bad?)
Granted, but Algebra gets a lottttt harder...
I wish I don't have Mandarin 2tor

[[deleted user]]

granted but you still had it the next day?
~ i wish i had a kitten that was absolutely cute and playful and never grew up

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but Oscar becomes so hypo and active that he losses all his weight and even his bones start to thin intill... he dissappers.

I wish i wasn't sick.