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[AAAlien]

yeah

granted but you'll have to work in ehm a restaurant

i wish i could stop time without catastrophic consequences

[[deleted user]]

So do I but....
Granted but you would be found by the government and forced into the military
I wish I had superpowers

[AAAlien]

Granted but you would be found by the government and forced into the military too xD

i wish my room weren't so small

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then the scientists would lock you in a dog crate xD
I wish there was no such thing as homework

[Jordan]

Granted, but then nobody learns enough to become a scientist or doctor and everyone dies.

TTPBM: I wish that I could stay up later and not be tired tomorrow.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you would have to drink a lot of coffee
I wish I didn't have a Spanish test

[AAAlien]

granted you'll have a chinese test

i wish I werent SO TIRED (is it possible to die of tiredness? cause if it is then I have a serious problem x_x)

[[deleted user]]

granted but then you would always have WAY to much energy and could never stop
i wish swim season didnt have to end

[Marianne]

Granted, but then it would be as excruciatingly hot as in Sahara...

I wish I didn't have to take responsibility for my actions

[AAAlien]

granted, but no one would ever leave you alone, and you would go crazy and they would take to a "mental hospital" (sorry i'm not sure how to translate that word from spanish xD)

i wish i had more strength

[Bahar]

granted,but you get so powerful that you can't stop yourself and you crush everyone so that they die n u r left alone on earth..

i wish i would have alOt of fun on my trip next week..

[Kate]

granted, but then you would be driven mad by the mellowness of being home when you got back

I wish i could walk on the moon

[AAAlien]

granted but the same aliens that wanted to abduct Stargazer would find you and kill you :)

i wish i could stay home all week and rest

[Kate]

granted, but you would turn into a pool of jelly from inactivity.

I wish i had a dragon for a pet

[Bahar]

granted,but he'll eat u as his dinner..

i wish for a cute little white kitten..

[AAAlien]

granted but kate's dragon will eat him/her too

i wish i had a pair of gloves x_x
(when you corrupt my wish please don't make me colddd)

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

granted, but these gloves have thorns inside

i wish i had a million snuggies :D

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you could never take them off
I wish I wasn't behind in Spanish

[[deleted user]]

granted but you fail another class.

i wish i had a DSi

[AAAlien]

((me too))

granted but you drop it and it breaks

i wish i had an xbox

[Kate]

granted, but it only plays one game--tetris.

I wish I was a disney princess

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but your three evil sisters have killed your prince.

I wish that people will realize that vampires don't really sparkle.

[AAAlien]

(i wish the same so i won't corrupt that)

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you forgot your money at home.

i wish i could speak japanese.
(yay random wish!)

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you have to take it back to back next week.

i wish i had 1,000 dollars.
(yay another random wish!)

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but you will have a heart attack before you read the ending.

I wish school ended tomorrow.

[Kate]

Granted, but the next year starts next week

I wish it was raining

[John]

Granted, but when you go for a walk later on you slip on some wet pavement and and break your left leg.

I wish i could be youthful forever

[Kate]

granted, but all your friends and family will die and leave you all alone in the world

I wish I could play the piano

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but you will get arthritis a day later in your hands.

I wish I had a time machine.

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you mess up the time space continuum and are never born.

i wish i had a rose.

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but there's a drought and your rose dies.

I wish Sarcasm was actually a second language.

[Marianne]

Granted, but you would be put in prison if you misused it in any of the million possible ways invented by the powers that be.

I wish I could live in the present moment.

[Kate]

granted, but you will get so wrapped up in the present moment, that you could never appreciate the past and make the same mistakes again and again

I wish that the sky was purple

[John]

Granted,but turns out it was pollution that made it go purple and everyone dies due to choking on the pollutants in the air

I wish i was a genius

[Marianne]

Granted, but nobody would want to believe in what you were trying to prove.

I wish I could study at Hogwarts with Harry Potter.

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

((ahhhhh I wish so too! so much!))

Granted, but the stories are all lies, and Harry and his friends are just as evil as Tom Riddle was. They grow up to be death eaters and destroy all the muggles and good witches and wizards on the planet after Voldemort dies. ((haha))

I wish homework was never created.

[Kate]

Granted, but everyone would die because nobody knew anything because they never learned anything in school

I wish that monkeys could talk

[Marianne]

Granted, but their chatter could drive you crazy.

I wish I could stop,slow down or speed up time.

[Kate]

Granted but by altering time you mess up the universe therefore causing the destruction of the Earth

I wish that I never had to sleep

[Marianne]

Granted, but you would still feel tired and with every night you would have less and less energy until...

I wish I could go back to school.

[Kate]

Granted but your brain would overflow with information and you wouldn't know what to do with it except go crazy

I wish that I could just program information into my head instead of learning it

[Marianne]

Granted, but then the powers that be would decide on the information you receive and, so, you would be forever controlled by others.

I wish my summer vacation started now.

[Kate]

Granted, but it would end tomorrow

I wish that I could talk with any accent

[Marianne]

Ohhh, you really destroyed my dream :P!

Granted, but you would lose hearing and would not be able to understand most people.

I wish I would have loads of money to buy books.

[Kate]

Granted but it's all fake game money

I wish my cat could talk

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but your cat keeps yelling insults at you.

I wish I could have a new Mac laptop for free.

[Kate]

granted, but it doesn't work

I wish it would rain chocolate bars

[Alesea *Mysteriosity*]

Granted, but a very large chocolate bar hits your head and you get a concussion.

I wish I could taste the rainbow.

[Kate]

Granted, but it tastes horrible

I wish I could be in a commercial