Corrupt a wish Showing 451-500 of 2,503

[Andrez]

granted but youd be unbeliavably pissed for the rest of your life


i wish i didnt have amaths exam tomorrow

[Emily]

Granted, but then you have them for the rest of your life

I wish for a slurpee.

[Andrez]

a what?

[Taylor]

Granted, but your slurpee spills.... All over the seat of the car.

I wish I didn't have to make dinner tonight...

[Jordan]

Granted, but you make it tomorrow.

I wish that high school guys acted more like Mr. Darcy...



(PapeRdoLL...slurpee = ice + food coloring + artificial flavors :)

[Taylor]

Jordan: You know me well enough to know that there is absolutely no way I could corrupt that, because I wish the same thing.

I repeat the wish above for SOMEONE ELSE to corrupt.

[Jordan]

(TEE HEE.)

[Taylor]

((What? You know it's true!))

[Jordan]

((I love how no one has corrupted it all day...))

[Taylor]

((I know! I find it amusing. Perhaps no one really wants to....))

[★ Jess]

HAHAHA. I also wish it, but in the spirit of the game...

Granted. But they only act like Mr. Darcy towards other males. :S
TTPBM:I wish to be famous (for all the right reasons!)

[Taylor]

Granted. You're famous... But you are only famous in a city of 40,000. Elsewhere, people barely know who you are.

((That is rather amusing, Booklover. Teehee.))

I wish I didn't have to leave for school right now.

[Andrez]

granted but when you did, its be a lot worse


(jordan - thanks, btw that sounds gross)

i wish i werent tired

[AAAlien]

granted, you are not tired but you'll get so hyperactive that you won't be able to sit down to do anything

i wish i had a poni xD

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it was one of Aphroditie's man eating horses

I wish I had a car

[AAAlien]

granted but you crash it against an old lady's house and kill her dog

i wish my poni wasn't one of Aphrodite's man eating horses

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it gets scared by a snake and trammples you underfoot

I wish I didn't hav a test tomarrow

[AAAlien]

granted, you'll have it the day after tomorrow, but you'll fail

i wish i could sleep now

[Taylor]

Granted, but once you wake up, you can't sleep for days.

I wish my Spanish project was finished, looked nice, got a great grade, and was out of my thoughts.

[Bjorn-The Last Viking]

Granted, but you get such a good grade and you did such a wonderful job, that you got career in Spanish for life!

I wish for Adobe photoshop.

[★ Jess]

granted. But the second you get it, it gives your whole computer a virus, and the computer stops working. Permanently.


I wish to have a great day at school today (and for the rest of my life)

[Bjorn-The Last Viking]

Granted, but a anvil drops on your head killing you permanently, the second you walk in the door.

[AAAlien]

(since you had no wish) i wish for pancakesssss

[Taylor]

Granted, but they're burned.

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO A SPANISH PROJECT. UGH.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but instead you had to write a 500 letter reasurch paper in a dead language

i wish i could fly

[AAAlien]

granted but you will never be able to be on the ground again

i wish my socks were yellow

[[deleted user]]

Granted but they were yellow with pee

i wish i didnt have homework

[AAAlien]

[thats grosss:]
granted but you have to clean all your house and it takes you forever

i wish the pee in my socks would't stink

[[deleted user]]

granted but a bird flies overhead and drops a "lovely" suprise on your shoes

i wish the cute guys at my school weren't jerks

[AAAlien]

granted (even if it sound impossible xD), but no guy will ever know you exist

i wish there were more bookstores in this place x_x

[[deleted user]]

Granted but the only books they sell are picture books about dogs

[[deleted user]]

Granted but the only books they sell are picture books about dogs

Wish I could breath underwater

[[deleted user]]

Granted but the only books they sell are picture books about dogs

Wish I could breath underwater

[Andrez]

granted but youd choke out of it


i wish i werent tired

[★ Jess]

granted. YOur not tired, but your seriously sick.

I wish to have a $1000 gift card to any bookshop in the world, and it it perfectly legal and not stolen and i dont loose it :P

[Taylor]

Granted, but you had to pay for it.

I wish people were mature.

[Taylor]

((Dear goodness, that's frightening.))

Granted, but they would never make it past auditions.

I wish my day hadn't been so stressful.

[[deleted user]]

I can't corrupt that wish cuz it's my wish every day of my life

[[deleted user]]

i wish for my friend to be able to have a boyriend named Michael David Hernandez who is amazing, for the relationship to go splendedly, for nothing bad to happen to him or her, for her to be eating chili cheese fries right now that are delicious and that dont have any side efects whatsoever and for them to remain in her poseession for as long as she wishes and for her to lose 10 lbs no more no less and to never gain or lose more for the rest of her life oh and not to die as soon as all of this happens or a week later or a monthe later or beyond that or between that aaaaand done

[★ Jess]

wow. OK then, all that happens, but she gets bitten by a poisonous spider and her skin turns green and her eyes turn yellow and she looses all her hair.
She never works this out though. And she stays alive and keeps eating those fries.
And she does get a boy friend called Micheal David Hernandez, but he is a fifty three year old-even though he is very kind.

And Amber: that wish you corrupted was very funny.

I wish that guys would notice me for all the right reasons-and they were nice guys, not idiots.

[[deleted user]]

granted but they are all gay

i wish i didnt have to put the ketchup away

[Naomi]

Granted, but then you keep touching the screen at the wrong time & place, and you get everything wrong.

I wish that friday would come quicker.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but that was the last time you ever saw them
I wish my friend Greg would realize I like him but not get creeped, or obssesive and would take me on an awsome date

[Jordan]

Granted, but he disappears after a single date, never to be seen again. Some people say it was aliens.

I wish that Catching Fire was actually available for my nook, and that I had enough money to buy it.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but then it literaly caught fire and was ruined

I wish greg wasn't taken by aliens and I still got to see him after the date

[AAAlien]

granted but the aliens take you instead (after you saw him again)

i wish i were at home right now

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you could never leave
I wish aliens didn't find me

[AAAlien]

granted but a bunch of evil-talking monkeys will take you

i wish you accepted you fate of being abducted xD

[Jordan]

Stargazer wrote: "I wish greg wasn't taken by aliens and I still got to see him after the date "

GREG IS NOT AN ALIEN!
(That was a Saturday Night Live reference :)

[[deleted user]]

AAAlien wrote: "granted but a bunch of evil-talking monkeys will take you

i wish you accepted you fate of being abducted xD"

Grrrrrrrr granted but I still don't like it =P
I wish I didn't have school tomarrow