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Voldemort...what would you do?
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Lea (Peeta's #1 Fangirl!)
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Jan 13, 2012 05:54PM
Soo..if I were him, I would get my nails straightned out. Then I would go out and tell all of the Death Eaters to go buy ice cream. We'd eat it together and then be like "Let's conquer the world with this ice cream"...that's what I'D DO
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If Voldemort was coming at me, I shoot rictumsmpra at him and run for dear life.
If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. Then I would treat Harry Potter to ice cream and beg forgiveness at his feet. Then I would destroy my Horcruxes and go willingly to prison.
No, really. If I ever committed crimes like that, the guilt would kill me more than a gun or wand ever could.
If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. Then I would treat Harry Potter to ice cream and beg forgiveness at his feet. Then I would destroy my Horcruxes and go willingly to prison.
No, really. If I ever committed crimes like that, the guilt would kill me more than a gun or wand ever could.
Snickerdoodle wrote: "If Voldemort was coming at me, I shoot rictumsmpra at him and run for dear life.If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. The..."
I love it! You'd make an excellent Voldemort! :)
I'd go get some gloves and a fire extinguisher.A fire extinguisher to wack him in the head, and the gloves to cover up the tracks.



