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Voldemort...what would you do?
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Lea (Peeta's #1 Fangirl!)
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Jan 13, 2012 05:54PM

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If Voldemort was coming at me, I shoot rictumsmpra at him and run for dear life.
If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. Then I would treat Harry Potter to ice cream and beg forgiveness at his feet. Then I would destroy my Horcruxes and go willingly to prison.
No, really. If I ever committed crimes like that, the guilt would kill me more than a gun or wand ever could.
If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. Then I would treat Harry Potter to ice cream and beg forgiveness at his feet. Then I would destroy my Horcruxes and go willingly to prison.
No, really. If I ever committed crimes like that, the guilt would kill me more than a gun or wand ever could.

If I were Voldemort, I'd use my skill with magic to give myself a nose, a mani-pedi, and a good hair treatment. The..."
I love it! You'd make an excellent Voldemort! :)

A fire extinguisher to wack him in the head, and the gloves to cover up the tracks.