I need a snappy tag line

[Juliette]

Hi all,

I'm getting ready for a conference and need a snappy tag line for on my business cards. (I didn't realize I needed business cards so I waited until the last minute)

Anyway, several of you have read my historical series about my grandmother of the 16th century and her horrific ordeal. (she was burned at the stake)

I could say historical fiction that sizzles, but then they might think it has sex and it doesn't.

Any great ideas?

[Juliette]

I'm thinking... "Catherine really gets burned."

Does that sound witty enough?