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Apr 07, 2008 10:52AM
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Jesus! What the hell is that? And what tea do you serve with it? (Just kidding on that last part---sorry, couldn't resist).
Yeah, where did Steve run away to?I'd say that dick cheese is the penile equivalent to toe jam... What do you all think?
Why, no, no it's not. The burial has been postponed indefinitely... No surprise with this crowd. :)Is smegma worse than the c word here, too? God I hope not. This reminds me of the time I called someone a bastard because I heard Marty McFly use it in Back to the Future. I had no idea it was bad!
Oh my God. Smegma rears its ugly head once again in my life. I can't seem to escape it (the word that is).Ugh. Why can't it just go away?
Sheila, are you secretly wanting us to ask you to tell your story about how smegma manages to continuously track you down? Go ahead! Tell us! I'm dying to know now!!!
Donna, I'm quite relieved. I think it's fun to say, so long as you don't think about the meaning.
Oh my God. Smegma rears its ugly head once again in my life.This is my favorite post in a long time.
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Well, if I must....I first encountered it in college. I thought it was just a fad. And then where I last worked (the head of our Accounting department was inordinately fond of it - managed to work it into conversation all the time). And now this.
Ever have a word whose sound has a physical impact on you? That's it for me.
Donna's just wrong - it ain't pretty.
Suddenly I'm glad I was ignorant for 20 years. I have to go to a wine tasting this afternoon. Guess I'll pass on the head cheese...
You "have" to go to a wine tasting this afternoon? I hate you.
No, Steve. My encounters with smegma have pretty much been kept to the theoretical. Thanks for the images, though. They're sure to stay with me awhile.
I live a tough life, Amanda. Wine tastings... reading Cassell's Dictionary of Slang... goodreads threads ... very burdensome.I almost hate to ask this: but how does one come down with this cheesy ailment? Is it an STD?
Not an STD (did you hear they're called STIs now? for "infection"). I presume it has something to do with cleanliness, or lack thereof... Some sort of residue build up perhaps...
Oh my god...remind me not to read this thread after lunch...
OK. First things first: Hi everyone. My name is Valerie, and I'm a thread-killer. (That's this thread, right?)That said, I think I'd definitely rather be called smegma than dick cheese. God, Amanda! Your descriptive skills are killing me today! Also, I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy.
Just so you know.
Sheila - look away NOWWWWhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u87HC8...
Steve - Cnut was King of England 1016-1035. Better fcuking believe it!
Hm. Valerie has a good point. I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy too."Smega" isn't a good thing to call soemone, however, because it doesn't roll off the tongue like a proper swear word should.
Say "smegma" ten times quickly. Just make sure no one's listening.
RA's right... it is difficult to use "smegma" as a swear word. However, I can already tell that "dick cheese" is going to be a new favorite of mine. Thanks, Amanda!Steve: I'm sorry that the thread hasn't died. Has it degenerated sufficiently yet?
How about this for a thread killer: the next person who posts is a dick cheese.
Smegghead is NOT worse than Bugger! Steve, come on!
People, would you consider "F*** you up the ass" more or less offensive than "Jizzhead"?
People, would you consider "F*** you up the ass" more or less offensive than "Jizzhead"?
And it's back! I thought for sure it would be Nick with the kill and Valerie with the assist. haha.
Amy: I can't help but think that that's a trick question.
Thanks, Steve! (though I hate to say so, considering the fact that all it's doing is dragging out the thread-death)
Well, Donna, I still think I'd rather be called a "fromundacheese head" than be told to get "F****** up the ass"! I guess it's a personal preference. :)
I feel ill, reading this thread.But Kirk, the reasons for me to adore you keep increasing... wine tasting is one of my all-time favorite activities. Living in the middle of Napa, Sonoma, El Dorado, Amador, and Lodi is the best part.
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Well, just back from my wine tasting and I'm pretty tipsy. You'll be happy to know I avoided the brie. Meanwhile, I'm happy to know that in my absence the conversation has gone from genital fromage to fluids (jit is actually my preferred term for jizz; first learned it from Birdie by ... well, crap... can't remember) to---uh---what Amy said.Sarah, I have no business saying this after that previous paragraph, but if I were in Northern California, we would have to go on a wine-tasting bender together. I once lived in Sonoma, but I wasn't of drinking age, so I missed all the opportunities for real wineries....
Kirk, if you're ever out here on, say, a book tour, look me up.
Sarah, if I make it to Northern CA I'll be more likely collecting aluminum cans given the state of the book biz, but I will definitely look you up.
BTW... I'm a li'l tipsy right now, too.What's the state of the book biz? B&N was sold out of Coffee With Hemingway and I routinely spend $100 - $150 a month on books so it can't be that bad.
Steve, I'd imagine you know more about French wines than I do, though. My wine knowledge is fairly limited to California and Oregon.
Steve, I was in London last summer for a Fitzgerald wingding, and I'm still paying my tabs. (That's what I get for buying a round for everybody in the place).Sarah, that's great you buy (and read) that much---you may be singlehandedly propping up the industry. I'm happy to know B&N was sold out, too, but I was grumbling about a different book I'm having distribution problems with. Forgive my whining---I'll go drink more and cheer up.
Chateau Neuf de Pape? Mmm.Yeah, Margaux is fabulous. I had some of the 1990 First Growth. But it couldn't beat the best wine I've ever had: 1982 Chateau Lafite Rothschild.
It's amazing how quickly a thread can go from dead skin beneath the foreskin of a penis to $300 bottles of first growth bordeaux.
This thread has taken a familiar turn. As the wine glugs down I'm now waiting for someone to post "You guys, you're my besssss frenssss, I lovvveee you eurgh - slump..."Obviously you wouldn't actually type eurgh slump, that's what you'd do.
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You guys do realize that posting to the thread, even if you're posting about how much you want it to end, is only adding to the thread's life span and post count.
I would give you a slobbery hug and dude kiss, Paul, but I'm a little smegmatic today.glub glub, but still upright
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No wine in the house. Shoot. What to do, what to do...
I wonder if there's still some Bailey's on the top of the refrigerator?
Sorry, Steve. Not gonna let it happen. Besides, you guyssss are my bessssss friendsssss! I lurve you!
Sweet dreams, Steve.Ooops, sorry, Sarah--didn't mean to snatch your victory from the jaws of Steve's defeat. (wink, wink, Bonnie).
'Salright, Clyde. His "you win" is right there in black and white for all the world to see.Nighty-night, Steve.
Hey, Steve... in my haste to approve you as a friend I didn't read the comment part. What did you say?
You should feel proud that you got accepted so easily. I didn't even compare books!
What is this? The war of 1812? We're allies, Steve, allies!
You may not want to aim for the whites of my eyes there, general. They'll probably be a little bloodshot in the morning.
For some time now it's just been us winos in this thread.
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