Vending Machine

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

out come a penis

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hehe. is dat a law?

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

it a law to be to funny. lolz

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

hehe. lolz im sorry.

[**StarLite** Cassi]

i was eating pop corn and chocked to death practacly when i read this lmao u guys r crazy.

out comes a shoe ?? idk lol

[**StarLite** Cassi]

lolzz lmao edward in bby oil ?? lol

[**StarLite** Cassi]

lolz

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

in goes a hoe

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lolz. omfg. rotfl.
what is your in goes.

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

((hint hint. lol i get it)
out comes edward anthony masen cullen.

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

lolz yup.
in goes a pregnate girl with robs kid....

((sorry i gtg by))

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

i know what i would ptu . (out come me wit a knife to kill the girl but to take the baby and keep it as my own. ) lolz in crazy. well by

[♥ Rachel♥]

Out comes a vamp who somehow, amazingly, doesn't need to learn self-control as much, and has huge amounts of power. Oh, and a werewolf that was amazing until he, for some stupid reason, imprinted on a baby. (I did NOT like Breaking Dawn)

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

lolz i loved it.

in goes a retard

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

((wow))

in goes me

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

((lolz i love you to.)

in goes a head fone...

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

out comes me crying at the girl who stole my concert tickets.

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

((i love paramore))

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

((naww i jking. part of the game))

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

lolz. ok.

in goes a baseball bat...

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

out comes a baby.

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

ikr. in goes a fone...

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

in goes a fire...

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

yes.

in goes poetry...

[John]

out comes boredom

[John]

out comes your face

[*~*The Death Fairy Luna*~*]

in goes horror...

[John]

(THAT IS SO MEAN WAA WAA WAA IMA TELL M MOMMY ON YOU lol)

in goes black tulip

[John]

(my momma says bring it on)

in goes sperm

[Kayla]

out comes Helena (my chemical romance)
okay, in comes a cd

[Kayla]

out comes a blow up doll

in comes a mp3 player

[Nathaniel]

out comes a crank powered radio

in goes a heart

[Kayla]

out comes valentine's day candy (YUM!)

In goes a prius (haha prius. i hope some one here likes Jeff Dunham)

[Nathaniel]

Out comes a very ticked off Walter

IN goes a mecha

[Kayla]

lol i'm glad some one knows Jeff Dunham

Out goes a big nose superhero name Melvin

[Cassandra~Batgirl]

in goes my cell phone

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Out comes a squatting monkey (because Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies)

[Kayla]

In comes a backpack

[[deleted user]]

Out comes a singing toucan.

[Kayla]

lol

in comes a voulturi vampire penguin with a pink frilly tutu (its a joke between my friend and i and we say it in itallian)

[Nathaniel]

Out comes Voltaire with his whole merry band of goth lolita fans, his wife, and stuff for a creepy new music video............ LIKE THIS!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxYXcv... *dances in cirlces* muahahahahaha

[[deleted user]]

NICE!!!!

In goes a sparkling gay vampire driving a Volvo!

[Kayla]

STUPID SHINNY VOLVO OWNER!!!! (HAHAHAHAHA MY FRIENDS AND I SAY THAT WHEN WE SEE A VOLVO!)

Out comes a 911 Turbo Porsche (color is Yellow of course)

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(shweet)

In goes a ditzy girl who forgets to breathe.

(sorry on a "I hate Twilight more than ever" kick this week)

[Gabi]

out comes a rabid flesh eating squirrel.

[Kayla]

in goes a horney teenage guy

[○Master of Zombies○~Haunted~]

Out comes a special edition of Inkheart.

[Kayla]

I LOVE INKHEART!!!!!!

In comes a black i-touch

[○Master of Zombies○~Haunted~]

(LOL IKR?!)

[[deleted user]]

Out comes a bag of poo.