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Julia
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Apr 16, 2015 04:42PM
here we are lovelies...
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I guess I'm not the only ten in the room.
You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night... screaming. 
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_l...
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's f-ing do it and never look back.
"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?"
" Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. "
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/s...
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/s...
Fezzes are red,The TARDIS is blue,
If I had two hearts,
I'd give them both to you.
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
Doctor Who Fan wrote: "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"OMG
Roses are greyViolets are grey
I'm a dog,
Let's go chase cars.
Not really a pick up line... But funny.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
You must be a heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Are you an angel? What?
An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
Such a cute pick up line... even if (view spoiler)
I'm learning german and I was looking at flirting, and one of the lines they had wasYou look like my next girlfriend
Do you have a map? because I got lost in your eyes.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 y
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" (Why?) "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/
Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
Roses are red,
Tomatoes are redder,
I think we both know,
I like you way better
Tomatoes are redder,
I think we both know,
I like you way better
.“Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.”- As You Like It
"She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won”- Henry VI
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Which isn't really a pick up line but if you reword it a bit you can make it one
Which isn't really a pick up line but if you reword it a bit you can make it one
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walk by
