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[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus?
All I hear are screams
Ody, get away from the ledge

SEEEEEE I SAID GET AWAY"

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

YES CALYPSO YOU AND HERMES SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE.

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you are."

You mean you are…."

Nice comeback..."

Did I ask….."

DID WE ASK FOR YOU TO BE HERE"

I'M A GOD, AND I WANT HER HERE.

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
TELEMACHUS, IF YOU WANT, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO..."

I CANT KILL HER BUT I CAN BEAT HER UP

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

SHARDS... YOU SCUDDING STORMING RIDICULOUS WOMAN-- GET SCUDDING OUT OF HERE WITH HERMES AND NEVER EVER COME BACK

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus?
All I hear are screams
Ody, get away from the ledge

SEEEEEE I SAID GET AWAY"

BUT YOU'RE THE REASON HE WAS AT THE LEDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you are."

You mean you are…."

Nice comeback..."

Did I ask….."

DID WE A..."

WHO ASKED YOU, WAR STARTER

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

CALYPSO YOU AND HERMES NEED TO GO TO BED.

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
TELEMACHUS, IF YOU WANT, I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO..."

DO NOT SEND HER TO THE UNDERWORLD. SHE CAN'T EVEN DIE. DO YOU GET ANY DUMBER?

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

AND NEVER WAKE UP.

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

You can wake up Hermes.

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

Odysseus wrote: "CALYPSO YOU AND HERMES NEED TO GO TO BED."

FINE MAYBE HEHE

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Telemachus wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
TELEMACHUS, IF YOU WANT, I GIVE ..."

WELL, I'M SURE THERE'S A WAY TO KILL HER... LIKE ZEUS COULD DO SOMETHING SO SHE COULD DIE.
OR YOU COULD JUST BEAT HER UP.

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "CALYPSO YOU AND HERMES NEED TO GO TO BED."

FINE MAYBE HEHE"

YEAH YOU GUYS SHOULD GO TO BED

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
TELEMACHUS, IF YOU WANT, I GIVE ..."

Yes he could get dumber than this. This is not the dumbest he gets.

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SAYS THE ONE WHO KEPT HIM FROM GETTING HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

YES GO TO BED WITH HERMES CALYPSO.

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SHARDS... IT WASN'T HIS FAULT!!!!! HE ONLY INTENDED TO BE GONE FOR THE WAR!!

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you are."

You mean you are…."

Nice comeback..."

Did I as..."

NO ONE, TELEPHONE.

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SAYS THE ONE WHO KEPT HIM FROM GETTING HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE"

IKR

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
TELEMACHUS, IF YO..."

EXCUSE ME FATHER-

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

I DIDNT WANT TO. IT WAS ALSO YOUR FAULT TOO. YOU KEPT ME TRAPPED ON YOUR ISLAND FOR 7 YEARS.

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"

EXACTLY
FR....
..."

What?

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you are."

You mean you are…."

Nice com..."

YOURE A CURSE UPON THIS FAMILY, HERMES

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now.

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SAYS THE ONE WHO KEPT HIM FROM GETTING HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE"

SAYS THE ONE THAT NEVER TRIED TO SEE HIS FATHER FOR YEARS

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCUD WITH MY FATHER"..."

ARE YOU CALLING ME DUMB, FATHER?

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you are."

You mean you a..."

NO I AM NOT, TELEMARKETING.

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

(IM ACTUALLY DYING THAT WAS THE WORST COMEBACK)🤣🤣🤣

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SAYS THE ONE WHO KEPT HIM FROM GETTING HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE"

SAYS THE ONE THAT NEVER TRIED TO SEE HIS FATHER FOR..."

HE COULDN'T SEE HIM FOR YEARS, AND THAT WAS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT FOR KEEPING HIM TRAPPED FOR 7 SEVEN YEARS

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "(IM ACTUALLY DYING THAT WAS THE WORST COMEBACK)🤣🤣🤣"

(What was?)

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "(IM ACTUALLY DYING THAT WAS THE WORST COMEBACK)🤣🤣🤣"

🤣🤣🤣

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Calypso wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "SAYS THE ONE THAT LEFT HIS FAMILY FOR YEARS"

SAYS THE ONE WHO KEPT HIM FROM GETTING HOME IN THE FIRST PLACE"

SAYS THE ONE THAT NEVER TRIED TO SEE HIS FATHER FOR..."

UM YES I DID I LITERALLY WENT ON A MISSION TO FIND HIM

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS.

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "(IM ACTUALLY DYING THAT WAS THE WORST COMEBACK)🤣🤣🤣"

(What was?)"

SAYS THE ONE THAT NEVER TRIED TO SEE HIS FATHER FOR YEARS

LOLLLLL

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE INSTANT YOU TRIED SCU..."

No of course not! I was saying you’re not dumb for wanting to have calypso live in the underworld. She should!

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

You mean you ar..."

YOU ARE NONE OF THIS WOULDVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADNT TRIED TO START TROUBLE

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING.

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

EXACTLY
I think your father was trying to say that you're not dumb.

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Calypso wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "HES DELULU"

..."

I HADN'T TRIED TO START TROUBLE.

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES.

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE IN..."

Oh ok good

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

THEN FOR A MONTH? I DON'T CARE. JUST GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON.

[Odysseus, King Of Ithaca]

Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus I’m just saying your not being dumb right now."

IM NEVER SCUDDING DUMB"

EXACTLY
I think your father was trying to say that you're not dumb."

I was.

[Telemachus, Prince of Ithaca]

HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "HERMES, CALYPSO, GO ON A HONEYMOON RIGHT NOW. YOU CAN STAY ON YOUR HONEYMOON FOR LIKE, FIFTY YEARS."

NO, DAWLING."

yes, dawling

[Penelope, Queen Of Ithaca]

Odysseus wrote: "PENELOPE WE NEED TO GO TO BED IN 35 MINUTES."

Okay!

[Calypso, Queen of Ogygia]

(HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN) THATS IN MY HEAD RN LOL

[HERMES , God Of Popcorn]

Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Odysseus wrote: "HERMES wrote: "Penelope wrote: "Telemachus wrote: "Calypso wrote: "THATS TOO FAR TEL"

NO ITS NOT

YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR THE IN..."

SHE SHOULD NOT.