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wet cereal is the sin
milk is icky

There is a war on the internet you see,
About which half of cereal should come firstly.
Milk first makes some people’s toes curl.
This kind ..."
IF YOU WANT IT CRUNCHY, EAT IT DRY 😋😋😋
am i alone in my dry cereal worship guys???
There is a war on the internet you see,
About which half of cereal should come firstly.
Milk first makes some people’s toes curl.
This kind of person makes up most of the world.
And for those of us who say milk goes first,
Our ideas are immediately seen as the worst.
As someone who comes from this minority,
I write this poem with absolute certainty,
That our nation can rise to the top,
And make this ridiculous feud stop.
Neither side has dominion.
This is because it’s all about opinion!
If soggy cereal is what you prefer,
Then grain first is what will occur.
If you like to bite down into something crunchy,
Milk first should be a certainty.
With this poem coming to a close,
I hope that we all put away our woes.
Now this is all I have to say.
I bid you adieu, and good day.
anyways if u like crunchy cereal then you should put ur milk first. because most cereals will float, so if you put the milk and then the cereal the cereal will not sink making the top layers stay dry for a much longer time, leading to more crunch