Pick Up Lines

[Lynn]

Welllll it’s 9 and 8 for most people and it’s 7 for me so it’s late ish

[დ Lily the Lilac დ, The Delulu Simp]

Right here, Owl!

[Louis :3]

tyyy

[Louis :3]

If you were a door I'd bang you

[Louis :3]

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

[Louis :3]

You must be a parking fine because I'd let you leave me breathless and broke

[დ Lily the Lilac დ, The Delulu Simp]

These are terrible XD (but in a good way)

[Louis :3]

(HEHEHHEHE)

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[|Lizzy| laceysgame version|]

If you were a pie I’d want the whole slice.

[|Lizzy| laceysgame version|]

Are you scissors because I want to split you open.

[|Lizzy| laceysgame version|]

Are you a rose? Because I got you rose red with me.

[|Lizzy| laceysgame version|]

Are you the air? Because I breath you in daylong.

[|Lizzy| laceysgame version|]

Are you candy? Because you toast so sweet.

[the_local_eldritch]

are you tennessee cause your the only ten I see

[Lynn]

(Omg! I was waiting for someone to do that one!)

[★ Shiro ☆ {Hiatus}, The Certified Giggleshitter]

Lynn XD

[★ Shiro ☆ {Hiatus}, The Certified Giggleshitter]

Lynn XD

[Lynn]

Hey it was one of the first pickup lines I’ve ever heard :D

[the_local_eldritch]

are you from mississippi cause I'm gonna miss you

[Lynn]

Yesss all the statessss!

[the_local_eldritch]

are you arkansaw (I don't know how to spell) cause I know I saw

[the_local_eldritch]

are you Alabama cause I know we can do some bamin

[[deleted user]]

Lynn ~MENTAL & SLIGHTLY UNHINGED~ wrote: "Are you a sea lion? Bc I can “sea” u “lion” on my bed later
👀"\


love it

[unculturedstrawberry]

I can be Nike and you can be McDonald's because I'm doin' it and you lovin' it

[დ Lily the Lilac დ, The Delulu Simp]

Are you a hang-glider? Because I'd love to ride you

(kefjifidfd OMG I'm sorry if that was too dirty 😭)

[⟢ ishraq ⊹ ࣪ ˖]

unculturedstrawberry wrote: "I can be Nike and you can be McDonald's because I'm doin' it and you lovin' it"

Laughed so hard at this

[[deleted user]]

Are you a happy meal?

because you come with a toy inside

[☆ 尺ﾉ丂 ☆]

OH NO YOU DID NOT ... that's so funny XD

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

☆ 尺ﾉ丂 ☆ (Ritz crackers) wrote: "OH NO YOU DID NOT ... that's so funny XD"

pickup lines are hard

[☆ 尺ﾉ丂 ☆]

like me 😝

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

☆ 尺ﾉ丂 ☆ (Ritz crackers) wrote: "like me 😝"

OOP :0
(also did you try to call me?? i didn't get anything lolz)

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

WAIT OKAY I HAVE A CORNY ONE:

are you a cat?? because i love you <3

[[deleted user]]

are you a bicycle ?because once I learn how to ride you i never forget

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "are you a bicycle ?because once I learn how to ride you i never forget"

PERFECT

[[deleted user]]

im good at these things

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "im good at these things"

i'm not :sob:

[[deleted user]]

are you a light bulb? because I can turn u on

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "are you a light bulb? because I can turn u on"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[[deleted user]]

are you food?because I would eat you out to survive

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "are you food?because I would eat you out to survive"

KJHEUISE
I can't tell if you're actually flirting with me or not... is this just crazy pick-up lines :sob:

[[deleted user]]

srry Oliva but my girlfriend is Jasver aka jaxx

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "srry Oliva but my girlfriend is Jasver aka jaxx"

OH?? I KNOW THEM!!! I THIUNK??
YOU DON;T HAVE TO BE SORRY LOL I WAS JUST ASKING :3

[⟢ ishraq ⊹ ࣪ ˖]

There are no words perfect enough to describe ur magnificence

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

₊‧✩Melody✩‧₊~Slaying rn~ wrote: "There are no words perfect enough to describe ur magnificence"

*gapes cutely*

[⟢ ishraq ⊹ ࣪ ˖]

OᒪIᐯIᗩ ~♡ A Dagger to My Heart ♡~ wrote: "₊‧✩Melody✩‧₊~Slaying rn~ wrote: "There are no words perfect enough to describe ur magnificence"

*gapes cutely*"

Tee-hee~

[[deleted user]]

are you a drug because I am addicted to you

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

₊‧✩Melody✩‧₊~Slaying rn~ wrote: "OᒪIᐯIᗩ ~♡ A Dagger to My Heart ♡~ wrote: "₊‧✩Melody✩‧₊~Slaying rn~ wrote: "There are no words perfect enough to describe ur magnificence"

*gapes cutely*"

Tee-hee~"

WHAT!??!

[[deleted user]]

are you an oreo?because I can spread you open and eat your cream

[⟢ ishraq ⊹ ࣪ ˖]

Leti wrote: "are you an oreo?because I can spread you open and eat your cream"

💀💀💀

[V3NUS_ (AKA olivia)]

Leti wrote: "are you an oreo?because I can spread you open and eat your cream"

WHAT.!!??