Random comebacks that came to your head in the shower

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The title says it all

[Potato]

Honestly, that's what he/she said is the best I could do 😭

[★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]

"Get your own life together before u try to fix mine" ^v^

[Potato]

yesssss thats good

[Sai :)]

bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣

[★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]

Sai :) wrote: "bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣"

Lol XD

[Potato]

I usually say "yeah? well ______ your face!!"
(I am not the best at comebacks yall)

[★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]

I wish I said this to my math teacher today " Perhaps I would learn better if you stopped complaining that your son doesn’t love you, rather than teaching me."

[Sai :)]

OOH BURNNNNN

i can see you're talented in the art of insults

[Potato]

key word: DELAYED insults

[Potato]

but yes I concur

[★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]

Sai :) wrote: "OOH BURNNNNN

i can see you're talented in the art of insults"

yes I am indeed 😅

[★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ]

Potato wrote: "key word: DELAYED insults"

FR, five minutes after a heated argument my brain decided to come up with the best things I should of said/done

[Louis :3]

My friends make a lot of sex jokes for teachers-

[Potato]

are you going to share with the class?

[Louis :3]

Like Long Division for math teachers- etc.

[Potato]

ew

[Louis :3]

yeah- its eh-

[Soleil]

💀

[Barnette ⋆˙⟡ (my girlfriend's version)]

Sai :) wrote: "bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣"

"You're a banana"

[Sai :)]

GUYSSS I DISCOVERED THE GOAT OF ALL COMEBACKS

to every comment that somebody says, say:
"you wish"
or "if only"

and keep repeating those two things until they go crazy :) :)

[Sai :)]

i tried it on my sister and it was glorious

[lovelauren]

I just ask them if they're okay and watch the terror in their eyes

[ishraq.]

Lauren wrote: "I just ask them if they're okay and watch the terror in their eyes"

!?

[Anna⸆⸉ (hiatus)]

It wasn’t a comeback, but it’s always just me rethinking that one conversation I had with my crush 4 years ago (whom I don’t like anymore) and thinking about what I could’ve said that would’ve sounded less weird…. 😭

[Sai :)]

damn

[Dinah ✨Keefe's Only✨Setter #7-15]

are you finished yet?" is what i always want to ask my parents when theyre mad at me for smthn. or when my siblings are yelling at me.