The plot “… features a “25-year-old vampire” (okay but wait, has he been a vampire for 25 years or was he turned at 25?) who would rather become an actor than handle the family business under the watchful eyeteeth of his “murderous and suffocating vampire parents.””
The plot “… features a “25-year-old vampire” (okay but wait, has he been a vampire for 25 years or was he turned at 25?) who would rather become an actor than handle the family business under the watchful eyeteeth of his “murderous and suffocating vampire parents.””