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May 12, 2025 07:01AM
just put the fries in the bag bro bruh
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shania wrote: "just put the fries in the bag bro bruh"Pugedpu(asihopyCFSAXUJYDGWBS N
Absolutely! Here's a fun and cohesive short story using all 55 Gen Alpha slang words/phrases from your list:"The Most Mad Lit Day Ever"
Not gonna lie, today hit different.
It started when my twin Jamal and I rolled up to school with max drip—Jordans on, hoodies crisp, and a vibe that screamed OG. We were feeling ourselves, just two chad alphas trying to flex our aura.
Then we walked past Kyle, who was straight yapping about how he’d been mewing for months and how he’s basically a sigma now. I looked at Jamal and whispered, “What the sigma is he even talking about?” Kyle definitely had brain rot from too much Skibidi content and YouTube “grindset” videos. He started to glaze over everything we said, trying to mog us like we were noobs, but it was just cringe.
Right when I was about to walk off, dude tried to hit me with a fanum tax—he grabbed my fries and said, “Just put the fries in the bag, bro.” I was like, "Bet." And then I yeeted his milk carton across the cafeteria.
“Bruh,” Jamal said, shaking his head. “He’s being sus AF.”
I nodded. “Straight from Ohio, I swear.”
Then Sarah walked by, and Jamal suddenly went full simp mode. He saw her and just whispered, “Gyatt.”
“Bro, don’t get salty if she gives you the ick,” I said. But it was too late. He was blushing, lowkey trying to slay, acting like his game was lit.
Kyle tried to recover by playing his “hype” playlist, but the first song was so dog water I nearly fell out. Luckily, the next one was a total bop. “Sheesh!” someone yelled across the table. Things were getting mad lit.
Out of nowhere, this new kid—total savage, actual GOAT vibes—pulled up, dunked on everyone in gym class, and ate. Jamal looked at me and said, “It’s giving varsity MVP.”
When the bell rang, Kyle tried to act like none of it happened, but we were done. “Take the L, Kyle,” I said, walking off with my fam.
Back home, I posted a recap and everyone commented, “This is bussin, bro.” Even Sarah dropped a fire emoji. Jamal? He replied, “My pookie snapped.”
shania wrote: "lmaoo"chat gpt is evil pls dont
i have part two and a special prom episode too wanna read it
who are kyle and jamal tho?
the way you didnt even remove the prompt 😭
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "who are kyle and jamal tho?"characters idk
I especially loved the part when she threw his milk across the room
Perfect—here’s a sequel to “The Most Mad Lit Day Ever”, continuing the Gen Alpha chaos with all the same slang energy:"Return of the Fanum Tax"
Next day? Even more unhinged.
I walked into school, headphones in, playlist on full blast, vibe immaculate. Jamal met me at my locker, eyes wide. “Bruh, we’re in for it today,” he said. “Kyle posted a revenge vid on TikTok last night. Full delulu. Called himself the ‘GOAT sigma mogger of 10th grade.’”
I choked on my protein bar. “You mean the same Kyle who got yeeted yesterday?”
“Yep. Straight dog water.”
We both laughed so hard a teacher gave us L energy from down the hall.
Anyway, during lunch, Kyle pulled up with his boys, calling themselves the “Alpha Fam.” They all had glazed eyes like they were still stuck in a Skibidi loop. “You noobs ready to get mogged?” he said, trying to flex.
“Cap,” I replied, not even looking up. “Go back to Ohio.”
Then he pointed to Jamal. “Your pookie liked my TikTok.”
Jamal turned salty, real quick. “Bro, don’t bring Sarah into this. That’s a red flag. Major ick.”
“She said it hits different,” Kyle smirked. “Said I was giving Chad alpha vibes.”
I had to hold Jamal back before he turned full savage.
To shift the energy, I played our fire playlist. First track? Bop city.
“This is lit!” someone yelled.
“Mad lit, fam,” I agreed.
We tried to move on, but Kyle wasn’t done. He reached for Jamal’s fries again.
“Don’t you dare pull another fanum tax,” Jamal warned.
But Kyle just grinned. “Just put the fries in the bag, bro.”
That was it.
Yeet. His lunch tray flew. Milk spilled. Chaos erupted. Principal caught us mid-battle, and we all got detention. Even Sarah, who yelled “Sheesh!” as the tray went airborne.
In detention, Kyle finally chilled. He looked around and said, “Not gonna lie… that was kinda bussin.”
We all burst out laughing. Even Kyle. For once, no cap.
So yeah, Kyle might still be a rizzless wannabe sigma, but at least he stopped yapping for five minutes. And Jamal? He finally asked Sarah out.
She said yes.
“It’s giving W arc,” I told him.
yes, let me be kyles love interest 🙏😂
I keep wanting to quote parts and then I realize...
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "I keep wanting to quote parts and then I realize..."thats the point😋
stay tuned ppl part 3 and special prom episode coming TOMORROW😍
shania wrote: "stay tuned ppl part 3 and special prom episode coming TOMORROW😍"PROM?? CANT WAIT 😭🙏
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Yesss—let’s go! Here’s Part 3 of the saga:"W Road Trip, No Cap"
It was the last week of school, and someone—probably delulu Jamal—suggested a summer road trip.
“Bro,” he said, slamming a map on the table (even though we all had phones), “we hit the mountains, the beach, and that one gas station from TikTok with the bussin snacks. It’ll be mad lit.”
Kyle, now rebranded as a “chill sigma,” nodded. “Bet. As long as we’re not going through Ohio again. I still have flashbacks from that fanum tax moment.”
“Bruh,” I groaned. “Let it go. You stole the fries. You earned the L.”
We packed up Jamal’s cousin’s van—OG vehicle with peeling flames on the side and speakers that hit like a bop. I had the aux, obviously.
First song? That Skibidi Toilet remix.
“Dog water!” Kyle yelled from the back. “Switch it!”
I switched it—lowkey, that remix kinda slapped—but we had places to be.
First stop: random gas station in the middle of nowhere.
“Just put the fries in the bag, bro,” Jamal whispered to the cashier with a grin.
We all lost it.
The snacks? Hits different. Kyle found some ancient energy drink and whispered, “It’s giving superpowers.”
Then came the campsite. We had no tent skills—noob behavior all around—but we had a fire, stories, and tea.
Sarah spilled everything: “You know who’s a secret simp?” she said, looking at Jamal.
He smiled. “Guilty. But like... in a pookie kind of way.”
Kyle fake-gagged. “Ick.”
We threw popcorn at him.
Later that night, Kyle told us he’d been mewing in every selfie to glow-up his jawline.
“What the sigma—” I started.
“Flex harder,” Sarah teased.
He stood up, struck a weird pose, and tripped over the cooler. Full glaze mode.
“Sheesh!” we all screamed.
Next morning, we played “slap or slay” with roadside outfits, did a quick looksmaxxing challenge, and tried to figure out how to use aura as a compliment and an insult.
“This granola bar has rizz,” I said, holding it like it was holy.
Jamal nodded solemnly. “You’ve transformed.”
We ended the trip at the beach. Sun setting, music playing, drip activated.
“Not gonna lie,” Kyle said, staring at the waves, “this was the best vibe all year.”
“Zang,” I said. “You’re right.”
Even Kyle didn’t know what that meant. I didn’t either. But it felt right.
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shania wrote: "Yesss—let’s go! Here’s Part 3 of the saga:.."why does it say jamal;s cousin when theyre twins 😭 and why'd they bring kyle
"Even Kyle didn’t know what that meant. I didn’t either. But it felt right."
what does that even mean 😭😭
theyre not actuall twins twins as in best friends😭 and no idea
last part guys💔Yesss, the Prom Night Chaos arc is here! Here's Part 4: “Slay or Nay: Prom Night Chronicles”:
Prom hit different.
We’d survived Kyle’s villain arc, a road trip through cursed Ohio, and Jamal finally stopped being a simp long enough to lock things down with Sarah. So yeah, the squad was ready to slay.
Day of prom? Stress levels: mad lit.
Kyle kept yapping about his custom tux. “It’s giving Gatsby meets sigma energy.”
“Cap,” I said. “You look like the Monopoly man with extra drip.”
“Bruh,” he said, “don’t be salty because I mogged your bowtie.”
Pre-prom at Sarah’s house was chaos. Her little sister kept yelling “Sheesh!” every time someone walked in. Jamal posed like a chad alpha, clutching his corsage like it was made of gold.
“Lowkey, I’m nervous,” he admitted.
“Highkey, don’t trip on the stairs this time,” I warned.
He nodded, dead serious. “Not gonna lie… I’ve been mewing all week just for this.”
We rolled up in a rented limo, speakers blasting the latest bop from our road trip playlist. The second we stepped out, everyone turned.
Aura? Activated.
Vibe? Unmatched.
Rizz? Maxed.
Pookie and the crew? Slaying.
Inside, the gym was transformed. Fairy lights. Smoke machines. Kyle said it looked like “a delulu Pinterest board,” but he was already on the dance floor, yeeting himself into every song like he was in a music video.
Then came the moment: Prom King & Queen.
Jamal and Sarah.
The crowd ate. Standing O.
Kyle screamed, “They bussin fr!” and dabbed unironically.
“Zang, he still does that?” I whispered.
“Let him live,” Sarah laughed. “He’s grown.”
Then some drama popped off: Rachel and Mason showed up in matching light-up outfits.
Cringe.
Opp behavior.
“It’s giving laser tag party,” Kyle whispered.
They threw shade and got into a popcorn-worthy verbal brawl.
Tea? Spilled.
L? Earned.
But we didn’t let that ruin the night. We danced. We laughed. We hit the photo booth five times. Even the chaperones said we were the most lit group in school history.
As the last song played—some old OG slow jam—Jamal turned to Sarah and said, “This whole year? Total W.”
And me? I looked around at my weird, wild, Gen Alpha crew—Kyle with his half-buttoned shirt, Jamal and Sarah locked in a rom-com hug, me with my unmatched socks—and thought:
“This is it. This is the peak. The GOAT of memories.”
shania wrote: "theyre not actuall twins twins as in best friends😭 and no idea"AHAHHA MY BAD but so is the mc a girl or boy and whats their name??? I need more details 🙏
shania wrote: "last part guys💔Yesss, the Prom Night Chaos arc is here! Here's Part 4: “Slay or Nay: Prom Night Chronicles”:
Prom hit different.
We’d survived Kyle’s villain arc, a road trip through cursed Ohio..."
so beautiful
the character development was just so moving
and the final line brought tears to my eyes
Great question!So far, the narrator has been the chill, sarcastic glue of the group—observant, quick-witted, and always ready to roast Kyle or hype Jamal. They’re the one with the W commentary, killer playlist, and emotionally intelligent takes buried under Gen Alpha slang.
Let’s give them a name:
Jay — short, sharp, and gender-neutral. Fits someone who doesn’t need to be the loudest but always delivers the best one-liners.
Jay is:
The OG observer, always clocking the mad lit chaos.
Sarcastic but a loyal sigma chad.
The one people go to for slay music recs and lowkey advice.
Probably has a ate playlist for every life scenario, from “Fanum Tax Recovery” to “Prom Glow-Up Energy.”
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "shania wrote: "last part guys💔Yesss, the Prom Night Chaos arc is here! Here's Part 4: “Slay or Nay: Prom Night Chronicles”:
Prom hit different.
We’d survived Kyle’s villain arc, a road trip thro..."
samee ill miss them💔
okay this is the final one, jays journal after prom"Jay’s Journal – 1:12 AM, After Prom"
The corsage petals are half-wilted, my sneakers are dusty from the gym floor, and there's glitter in places glitter should never be. I'm lying in bed with one AirPod in, playing that same sad-but-vibey track I always loop after big nights. The playlist is called “after the party, before the feelings.” Fitting.
Prom was... wild. Beautiful. Chaotic. Mad lit, as Kyle would say with way too much enthusiasm.
It hit me tonight, somewhere between Sarah and Jamal getting crowned and Kyle yelling “they bussin fr!” like it was the Gettysburg Address, that we’re all about to split. Colleges, internships, maybe even Ohio (God forbid). This weird, unfiltered little group of ours—the vibe we’ve built—it’s temporary. That realization hit different.
I played it cool, obviously. Still got the best group photo. Still made sure Jamal didn’t trip walking up to the stage. Still teased Kyle for doing a TikTok dance in front of a teacher. But under all that sarcasm and side-eye?
I felt everything.
It’s easy to be the one who roasts and observes, to live in the commentary. I’ve always been that girl—the chill one, the “no drama, just vibes” girl. The OG listener. But tonight, I wanted to press pause. Not just to watch the moment. To live it.
So I danced. Like, actually danced. With my friends. With no plan. No TikTok choreography. Just... letting go. And when the slow song hit, and Jamal said, “Jay, we need a pic for the memory books,” I smiled and thought:
This is the memory book.
We’re writing it every day. Through every fanum tax, every bop, every late-night car ride where we scream lyrics until our voices crack. I don’t know what’s next. But I know tonight was a W. And I’ll carry this vibe with me, wherever I go.
Now if only I could get this glitter off my eyelid.
chat gpt say gener neutral and then jay says ive always been that girl?? 😭also I’m sensing an enemies to lovers vide between jay and kyle.....
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "chat gpt say gener neutral and then jay says ive always been that girl?? 😭also I’m sensing an enemies to lovers vide between jay and kyle....."
i made it turn her into a girl! and 👀
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "chat gpt say gener neutral and then jay says ive always been that girl?? 😭also I’m sensing an enemies to lovers vide between jay and kyle....."
vide?
shania wrote: "Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "chat gpt say gener neutral and then jay says ive always been that girl?? 😭also I’m sensing an enemies to lovers vide between jay and kyle....."
vide?"
yes um vide means see or refer to and thats totally what I was saying bc its refering to an enemies to lovers!!
mhmm sure @dream she clearly meant vibe
not the slang word, I would never make that mistake 😅
shania wrote: "mhmm sure @dream she clearly meant vibe"you cant know what I meant, I meant vide 🥰
Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "shania wrote: "mhmm sure @dream she clearly meant vibe"you cant know what I meant, I meant vide 🥰"
vide makes no sense in that sentence🥰
shania wrote: "Nour (FREE PALESTINE) wrote: "shania wrote: "mhmm sure @dream she clearly meant vibe"you cant know what I meant, I meant vide 🥰"
vide makes no sense in that sentence🥰"
yes it does 🥰
I’m sensing an enemies to lovers vide/reference between jay and kyle.....
makes sense 🥰🥰
shania wrote: "i guess spelling mistakes can help"what spelling mistake?? 😊
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