PJO gods group chat via Hephaestus tech

[Lucy]

Hestia: Have to agree.

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poseidon:even hestia agrees

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Poseidon:and hermes

[Lucy]

Hestia: Yeah

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Poseidon:I hear my son screaming something everyone listen

[Kaitlyn]

Aees: did anyone else hear that?!?!? It sounded like that stupid brat spawn of Poseidon

[Myles (semi hiatus)]

Hermes: Ares you can't say anything Clarisse is worse!

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poseidon:*bursts out laughing* he said ur weak *says between laughs*

[Lucy]

Hestia: ....

[Myles (semi hiatus)]

Hermes: umm okay Percy has a death wish

[Kaitlyn]

Ares, slowly turning to Hermes: what did you say about Clarisse?!?

[Lucy]

Hestia: So it seems, Hermes. But I doubt it.

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Poseidon: he'll just beat him again

[Myles (semi hiatus)]

Hermes: Chuckles and clears his throat
Hermes: CLARISSE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Hermes yelled so hard that the Eiffel tower collapsed*

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: IM GOING TO KILL YOU HERMES
*charges Hermes*

[Myles (semi hiatus)]

Hermes: Oh god oh wait i'm a god. grabs his staff with two his and raises the sword down on Ares

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Poseidon:hestia do something and ares my son is better than clarisse

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: IM GOING TO KILL YOUR SON RIGHT NOW
*changes into his true form and teleports away*

[Myles (semi hiatus)]

Hermes: Oh god wait why do i keep saying that? Poseidon you better save your son i need to be my butler i mean... ummmmmm

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Poseidon: too late *iris messages* son clos ur eyes
Percy:*through iris message* y
Poseidon:trust me u don't wanna know
Percy:fine *closes his eyes*

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Poseidon:ha my son is still safe beat that ares


BEST FATHER EVER

[Lucy]

Hestia: That's good.

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Poseidon: yep ARES COME BACK AND PLAY TWISTER AND NO CHEATING THIS TIME

[Lucy]

Hestia: *Sets up twister, again*

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poseidon: I'm back so how y'all doin

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Poseidon:where is everyone

[Lucy]

Hestia: Here.

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: I’m back. Your stupid son is stupid

[Lucy]

Hestia: Ares...

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Poseidon:my son did nothing wrong h beat u for the 2nd time *proud father*

[bookhugger]

zeus: how are you imbeciles gods?!

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poseidon:hello brother what do u think of my group chat

[bookhugger]

zeus: *grumbles* stupid children- immature- having fun without me- ugh

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: ha Zeus your one to talk

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Poseidon:awww u just wanna have fuuuun

[bookhugger]

zeus: SHUT UP ARES NO ONE ASKED

[bookhugger]

(correction)
SHUT UR MOUTH U PETTY CHILD

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poseidon:u just got childed nephew

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: BAH IM NOT PETTY

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Poseidon:you r 2

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: NO IM NOT YOU ARE POSIEDON

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Poseidon:how am I petty and I'm ur uncle

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: I HATE MY FAMILY

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Poseidon:everyone in our family hates u ares

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: besides my children of course

[Kaitlyn]

Ares: well I don’t like you so we’re even

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poseidon:frank doesn't ur cousins don't

[Lucy]

Hestia: So, twister?

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poseidon:yes hestia and if everyone else agrees or we both can just play and ares be the spinner

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*@r3s