☆Friends☆ discussion
Group Stuff
>
Pick Up Line Topic {Requested}
date
newest »
newest »
message 151:
by
Marcie
(new)
Feb 27, 2024 04:29PM
you're looking spicier than McDonald's sprite, give Joe Biden an aneurysm fr
reply
|
flag
do u work at the psych ward bc you could strip search me
Mod
luna ♡ wrote: "do u work at the psych ward bc you could strip search me"HAHAHAHAH, that one's good 😭
☄*ੈ✩˚Link˚✩ੈ*☄ wrote: "✨Neena✨ wrote: "☄*ੈ✩˚Link˚✩ੈ*☄ wrote: "✨Neena✨ wrote: "☄*ੈ✩˚Link˚✩ੈ*☄ wrote: "✨Neena✨ wrote: "☄*ੈ✩˚Link˚✩ੈ*☄ wrote: "✨Neena✨ wrote: "☄*ੈ✩˚Link˚✩ੈ*☄ wrote: "✨Neena✨ wrote: "Link (alt account) wrote:..."lol
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.
I'm the pen and you're the highlighter, I'll write out future you make it brighter
Mod
I’ll eat your sugar
Mod
(This came from my friend)Are you makeup cause I want to do you.
Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
Are you a parking ticket? bc you have fine written all over you
Are you a bottle, because I could hold you 24/7
I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a King/Queen
Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you
Are you a baked good? Because you are smokin'
Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
Can I show your profile to me friends to prove that angels really exist?(I almost typed Asians XDD)
Are you my appendix? bc I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.#MedicalRizz
@Link, like you're just not feeling like being the ultimate rizzler or you're upset about smt?
i will not be ur mommy. where's ur old one?
@Link, ok
oof that's rough man..... i won't be ur mommy but i can pay for a nanny. only for like a day though cuz like I said- I'm saving my money for house of shadow and flame
sir, I'm a female. and a cop :>HANDS UP-
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type
GUYS U FORGOT THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE!! are u from Tennessee coz ur the only ten i see
im nike and ur mcdonalds ill just do it and u'll keep loving it
are u a firework coz ur sizzling hot
i've got 19 reasons for why u should date me and 18 are my muscles (im dying these r too funny)
i heard it takes 3 weeks to form habits, wanna be mine?
guys chemistry rizz are u made of copper and tellirium coz ur CuTe
Oml I totally forgot the Tennessee one lol
I also have Chemistry rizzAre you in my science class? Because I could've sworn we had Chemistry together
ooh i have one nowcan u help me with this problem? it says x+u=25
x must be 15 coz u sure are a 10
i blame spotify for you not being this weeks hottest single
who says im not *DrAmAtIc HaIr FlIp*
Modesire.e wrote: "i blame spotify for you not being this weeks hottest single"saw this before
bro I remeber my friend was just like "bros before (gardening tools bc we can't curse here :)) and "chick's before (iykyk)" and then out of the blue she was just like "protection before (once again iykyk.)
I died laughing
