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What really happened to the dinosaurs? And how come the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs? (A satirical discussion thread from deep inside the Underground mental asylum - DISCLAIMER: consult with your shrink before reading and post at your own risk!)
Krishna wrote: "I am totally confused about what everyone actually believes in!!!!!!!"That's because everyone, especially possibly me, is using a lot of tongue n cheek and pretending to believe in ideas like dinos being around in Noah's ark and things like this.
99% of this thread is satire, Krishna.
This group needed a laugh :)
What Fay doesn't realise is she's the greatest satirist of all! ;)
You know I'm only joshin', right Fay? :)
Krishna wrote: "I guess a film should be made about Noah saving dinos"Already in the works, remember?
Curvy dino females being cast by Harry Whitewolf (he's even built a dino "casting couch"), Laureen is working on ordering costumes and David Hasslehoff will soon be approached to play the lead of the Dino Hunter. Plus you and Fay will be Dino Whisperers - you two will try to save the last dinos from extinction and will attempt to convince ETs to abduct the last few dinos and take them to another planet where they can live peacefully.
I'm casting curvy female dinosaurs! Man, I did not want that picture in my head (the one of the diplodocus in a bikini).
Harry wrote: "What Fay doesn't realise is she's the greatest satirist of all! ;)"Aye, Fay got so into her satirical character of Biblical literalist/Fundamentalist that she forgot it was only a role she was playing for a laugh ;)
And maybe that's the entire truth of all of our lives. We are just playing roles, but have forgotten. "The whole world is just a stage and all the men and women are merely players," said Shakespeare - or something along those lines.
See? this dino thread is now moving in to "What's the meaning of life" type discussion...
On a separate matter, I wonder why children nearly always love dinos? Anyone think they know why?
Krishna wrote: "Because of the movie Jurassic park, I used to love dinos"I wonder if they'll be able to resurrect the dinos one day like Jurassic Park?
Krishna wrote: "But the consequence will be terrifying. But still if it will help in research, it can be resurrected. The movie seemed logical."The resurrection of the dinos!
Long live the dinos!!!!
James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "What Fay doesn't realise is she's the greatest satirist of all! ;)"Aye, Fay got so into her satirical character of Biblical literalist/Fundamentalist that she forgot it was only a r..."
Even though ya'll laugh at me (and with me), I'm still serious about it all but that's okay. :)
How long have you believed this stuff, Fay?
Um....I still believe in Santa Claus.... (not the physical person) but the spirit of him....sorry if that makes me different....
do with that what you want....I have a big heart....and I have compassion.
Krishna, that is a wonderful thing to believe in the spirit of St Nicholas. Funny, I never believed it to be a good thing to lie to my children about anything. Even when one of them at 4yrs old asked me the question about where babies come from, I told the truth in the best possible language that a 4yr old could understand. However, I just couldn't tell them that St Nicholas was fictional. My three little guys all loved Christmas so much with all the pomp and ceremony. Why destroy a childhood dream. I love the idea of giving presents. Isn't it said it is better to give than receive? That is so true. We all get a thrill out of Xmas just yo see the faces of children.
James Morcan wrote: "Krishna wrote: "I guess a film should be made about Noah saving dinos"Already in the works, remember?
Curvy dino females being cast by Harry Whitewolf (he's even built a dino "casting couch"), L..."
I hope you realise that I can only afford small loin cloths James.
I think we need to get off this whole loin cloth subject...Laureen is being a bad influence.So getting back to those dinos?
I like Krishna's ETs vs Dinos theory
Me, a bad influence? Well, I am only human. I think.
Krishna is a very good influence. I like her ideas to.
She's corrupting innocent minds!!!Hahahahaha
Now getting back to dinos...(finally I hear someone say)...
Could the dinos have gone underground??? I mean has anyone ever considered this?
On a separate unrelated topic (nothing in this discussion thread relates anyway), does anyone know if at the time of Christ did they know the world was round? Or did they think it was a flat earth?
Did they ever see the ocean? The Biblical characters all lived away from the ocean so I believe they thought the Earth was flat.
They never saw beyond the horizon
Laureen wrote: "Me, a bad influence? Well, I am only human. I think."I'm only human too...so guess itvs just you and I Laureen against all those dinosaurs
Prety sure they had no clue the world was round....but what do know
James Morcan wrote: "How long have you believed this stuff, Fay?"Since I was born practically. I've been taught this stuff my whole life and have thought for myself that this was what I wanted to believe in. I know that you think that since I grew up believing this stuff it makes me even more stubborn to other non-Biblical beliefs, and, I mean it kind of does. But I truly know in my heart that what I believe in is true and nothing can ever sway me.
Good for you Fay. It is how you feel and what rings true to you that is important and I don't believe anybody here is seriously trying to persuade you to their beliefs. It was more intended to share our thinking and for each to make if it what they will, if anything.
Laureen wrote: "Good for you Fay. It is how you feel and what rings true to you that is important and I don't believe anybody here is seriously trying to persuade you to their beliefs. It was more intended to sh..."Thanks. Yes, I completely understand.
Krishna wrote: "anyone here thinks that the loch ness monster Nessie is a dino?"Nessie is a myth
I have never been to Loch Ness but the pictures of it always seem to have this mist hanging over it, very creepy like. I suspect it would be easy to imagine seeing something strange out there, in the mist. There has never been any proof, however, that there is a prehistoric animal living in the depths of Loch Ness. Only supposed sightings. Great for story-telling though. However, I believe it has encouraged a lot of tourism which would be great for the local economy.
I think there could be a Loch ness monster... but it's more likely that it's a myth. The tourism for that place is great but I think that there have been frauds also for trying to make it seem as if the monster actually was alive when really it was just an illusion. It's a very cool story though. If it was a real creature then I wouldn't doubt it if it was some kind of dinosaur. :) Haha.
Fay wrote: "I think there could be a Loch ness monster... but it's more likely that it's a myth. The tourism for that place is great but I think that there have been frauds also for trying to make it seem as i..."You never know, Fay...Be funny if Loch Ness Monster had survived.
I am still waiting for somebody to re-enter this discussion and say his brilliant line "scientific fact until next revision"That'd resurrect this dino thread and reinvigorate Jokerman.
EdWrite wrote: "Krishna wrote: "anyone here thinks that the loch ness monster Nessie is a dino?"ME!!! After the human-aliens dosed them with blankets carrying lethal diseases, like "Americans" did to the Native ..."
Hoorah! there he is- and with a killer post and all. :)
EdWrite wrote: "Krishna wrote: "anyone here thinks that the loch ness monster Nessie is a dino?"ME!!! After the human-aliens dosed them with blankets carrying lethal diseases, like "Americans" did to the Native ..."
Ed's back - now this discussion thread has even less chance of staying on topic (which I vaguely recall somewhere at the back of my mind was meant to be about dinosaurs...)
Welcome back buddy.
Krishna wrote: "no buddy, we were on track! Noah is responsible!!"After 479 posts, the best theory we have is that Noah dropped all the eggs...
If ever in future any of our enemies ever wish to lock us up in a mental asylum, all they will have to do is show our participation in this dino discussion and we'll be detained and on anti-psychotic meds for life :)
EdWrite wrote: "I'm on dinosaurs. Why can't they be capable of swimming?"Well I had previously assumed they could swim, but I was outnumbered in this thread on the theory of swimming dinos as the rest came up with the highly scientific analysis that "dinos are too heavy to float on or in water"...
But how do these brilliant scientific minds explain Loch Ness??
:)
Krishna wrote: "hmm.... loch ness monster can swim..... but if all the earth was covered with only water then the dinos will not get food or after sometimes they will be tired of swimming and will be hungry and wh..."So we've now solved the mystery of what happened to the dinos? They all drowned?
EdWrite wrote: "Sometime it would serve the dinosaur theorists well to study the books one member used in Princeton. Silly, silly people. ..."You may regret baiting our resident Princeton scholar - he'll come in and tell us all how stupid we are (yet again)
Krishna wrote: "this transformation of religion into science is really amazing."where was the science? I must've missed that part ;)
Did Noah also take on that massive floating island, A black South African man and woman, a Eskimo man and woman, an American Indian man and woman, an Aussie Aboriginal man and woman etc. Chinese, Indian, Arab, Sth American, not to forget Kiwi.I just can't understand why the world is so populated with all colors of people when we all began with Adam & Eve, literally some would say!!! These two are portrayed as white when I believe the statistics say Caucasian people are in the minority.
Forget about dinosaurs we are, literally, all related? That's kind of incestuous is it not? Is this another medical fraud when we are told that our DNA is specific to our family bloodline?
Laureen wrote: "I just can't understand why the world is so populated with all colors of people when we all began with Adam & Eve, literally some would say!!! These two are portrayed as white when I believe the statistics say Caucasian people are in the minority...."I suspect Adam & Eve are portrayed as Caucasian for the same reason Jesus is: European culture was the main subscriber to Christianity and people couldn't easily imagine other races all those centuries ago. European painters were only used to painting whites, so little by little Jesus became whiter every year and likewise with Adam & Eve or any other Middle Easten figures in the Bible.
I believe modern science says we were once all one colour (whatever that was), and then skin, hair and eye colours evolved depending on where people lived and what protection they needed from the sun. Those in hot climates developed dark hair, dark eyes, dark skin as part of their evolution.
Personally, that makes the most sense to me.
There are other theories however...
For example, I've heard ancient alien believers say that each race are descendants of a different ET races that seeded various parts of the planet.
Racist neo-Nazi types refuse to believe however that the Caucasian/Aryan race is at all related to the other races. But hey neo-Nazis and science don't mix...in fact, neo-Nazis and ANYTHING ELSE don't mix!
Whatever any of this has to do with the poor dinos I have no idea...
EdWrite wrote: "Why are we assuming they died in the flood? Maybe they survived it to subsequently succumb to Jim Jones Dino (Italian) whose compelling religious beliefs were fortified by some assumption of the fl..."Jim Jones Dino = yes!
I wonder how he sold the idea to the other dinos, however...
EdWrite wrote: "You're right. Sometimes my enthusiasm is so great that it able to overtake my huge mental capacity. .... Was that laughter I detected. I'll have you know that I have documents to prove it. INDEED!!!..."
Your "huge mental capacity", Ed?
Have you been reading those Princeton books again and getting delusions of grandeur?
You're writing BS in a satirical dino thread mate, so keep it in perspective!
James Morcan wrote: "Laureen wrote: "I just can't understand why the world is so populated with all colors of people when we all began with Adam & Eve, literally some would say!!! These two are portrayed as white when ..."Yeah, well, what you say about evolution makes sense to me too. I was looking at the question from the Biblical believers' point if view. If we are to believe even Dinos were around in Noah's time and were wiped out by the flood, then what about all the other cultures in the as yet undiscovered world.
Noah and his wife reproduced all those cultures and put their offspring on yet more boats to sail off the edge of the world? But, no, as we know the world is round so, fortunately they ended up in other countries where then, I guess, evolution took place?
I guess you didn't get that I was bring satirical too James. Nothing on this thread can be taken seriously!
Laureen wrote: "I guess you didn't get that I was bring satirical too James. Nothing on this thread can be taken seriously! ..."Damn...Maybe I need to go back to school...Or at least start reading those Princeton books Ed's been reading...
EdWrite wrote: "James Morcan wrote: "EdWrite wrote: "Why are we assuming they died in the flood? Maybe they survived it to subsequently succumb to Jim Jones Dino (Italian) whose compelling religious beliefs were f..."Maybe he should have been a politician. They can sell anything!
Princeton must be one hell of a "school". I haven't been there but I'd like to read their books, I think!
Laureen wrote: "Princeton must be one hell of a "school". I haven't been there but I'd like to read their books, I think!"Albert Einstein taught there, so yeah it must be a pretty good school.
They don't have dino humour at Princeton though...
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